No benches so teenagers won't sit...

Do teenagers *ever* sit where they're supposed to? They'll bring their skateboards and sit on them.

"I wanted to tell you that these residents of Trenton, NJ love their new "passive aggressive" park, but the Fark moderators will probably red light this as soon as it's listed. Maybe I should just cancel my TF subscription"

my tiny violin
let me show you it

A "park" completely unfettered by those nasty trees and greenery.

Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.

wargarbl: "I wanted to tell you that these residents of Trenton, NJ love their new "passive aggressive" park, but the Fark moderators will probably red light this as soon as it's listed. Maybe I should just cancel my TF subscription"

my tiny violin
let me show you it

Whooosh, the joke goes flying over your head...

wargarbl: "I wanted to tell you that these residents of Trenton, NJ love their new "passive aggressive" park, but the Fark moderators will probably red light this as soon as it's listed. Maybe I should just cancel my TF subscription"

my tiny violin
let me show you it

I take it you don't see what Joizy-Mi'ah did there.

Maybe you should if you think Fark moderators have anything to do with link selection.

That's two, I think.

Roman Fyseek: That's two, I think.

Yup!

without benches it won't attract the wrong element to hang out and loiter

The elderly?

Nicely played, subby.

It's not like I would post in this link like some loser.

*goes off, sits in a corner, waits for her absence to be noticed*

Roman Fyseek: That's two, I think.

I got the passive aggressive part of the joke. The inaccuracy was also relevant? Wait, your comment was another trap, wasn't it? OK, I've been drinking enough to know better than to know better.

/falls face first into coffee table

Anyway, it's clear what they really mean is they don't want homeless or drunk people sleeping there. Hence the lack of benches.

FredaDeStilleto: Nicely played, subby.

And just what do you mean by that, hm?

I never get green lights. Why is that? Oh, well, I guess I'll keep paying $5 for nothing. I blame you submitter, I blame you. *SOB*

Don't reward this. Dumb ass move mods.

BETTER YET YOU GODDAMN "MODS" IF YOU GREENLIGHT THIS shiat I AM GOING TO CANCEL MY MOTHER farkING TF.

Neurochemist: BETTER YET YOU GODDAMN "MODS" IF YOU GREENLIGHT THIS shiat I AM GOING TO CANCEL MY MOTHER farkING TF.

Not very passive. Lots of aggressive, so you've got that going for you.

I liked the part where they wanted a park that no one would go to...

Gulper Eel: And just what do you mean by that, hm?


Look. If you're accusing me of something, I can live with it. It's not like you're insecure or have a small penis or anything.

MorrisBird: I never get green lights. Why is that? Oh, well, I guess I'll keep paying $5 for nothing. I blame you submitter, I blame you. *SOB*

I'll give you some of mine.

/it's not hard really

Because we all need parks that give a vibe of "take off, asshole".

Heh. Great headline. Stupid idea for a park.

"Most EMO headline of the year". We have that as a category, don't we?

DarthBrooks: A "park" completely unfettered by those nasty trees and greenery.

Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.

QFT

/Lives a mile from Trenton
//Getting a kick from these replies

DarthBrooks: A "park" completely unfettered by those nasty trees and greenery.

Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.

TRENTON MAKES THE WORLD TAKES!

It's so nice the Governor doesn't even live there.

/former Princeton snob

Everybody's going to go to another thread now, aren't they?
It's ok. You don't have to stick around on my account. No really, I understand. You've got other threads to read.
I'll be alright.
Seriously.
Go have fun.

cheap_thoughts: I'll give you some of mine.

/it's not hard really

Agreed. Especially if you like weeners links. ;)

Rev. Skarekroe: Everybody's going to go to another thread now, aren't they?
It's ok. You don't have to stick around on my account. No really, I understand. You've got other threads to read.
I'll be alright.
Seriously.
Go have fun.

Aww gee, thanks!

*sticking around to watch people make fun of New Jersey*

I was enjoying the links on the same page myself.

Daddy allegedly brought condoms, chocolate to tryst with 14-year-old 'girl'

No benches so teenagers won't sit...

Do teenagers *ever* sit where they're supposed to? They'll bring their skateboards and sit on them.Srsly: where are America's youth supposed to hang out? Every place is made uncomfortable lest they congregate and be youth and then we wonder why they turn emo.

What the hell is the point of this park? Just to give some nephew who owns a construction company a job? There is no reason for anyone to go there if you can't sit down and relax... especially if it's in New Jersey.

Suflig: What the hell is the point of this park? Just to give some nephew who owns a construction company a job? There is no reason for anyone to go there if you can't sit down and relax... especially if it's in New Jersey.

Unless the benches were bulletproof I wouldn't sit down there anyways.

monitorman: without benches it won't attract the wrong element to hang out and loiter

See Table.

I'm from New Jersey. Are you from New Jersey?

/Trenton Makes the World Takes

Suflig: What the hell is the point of this park? Just to give some nephew who owns a construction company a job?

Well, that, and to taunt teenagers into discovering a way to exploit the park.

For instance, perhaps this park without benches will be great for railgrinds.

Or, maybe it can be converted to a bong.

You know, 'exploration'.

Senator bait.

Always brings my own...

Hmmpt! It worked in preview....

DarthBrooks
Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.

First thing I thought of:


/Gets cross-eyed at your shenanigans.

wdelv: I'm from New Jersey. Are you from New Jersey?

What exit?

I see green, and that makes me see red, because earlier my wonderful submission about giant inflatable dog turds attacking a Swiss school didn't get approved.

/yes, seriously
//yes, bitter
///renewed my TF account immediately after

I'm going to head over there tomorrow and hand out folding chairs to every homeless person and hooligan in the area.

Honestly, ...WORST...PARK....EVER...

My parents made me sleep in a park so I've really got nothing

We're from New Joysey, are you from Joysey??

This is a collaboration of neighborhood residents and businesses who didn't want benches that might attract a certain element.

You know... people who are just too... um... Hawaiian.

Emo thread is emo.

Lovely. Just lovely.


NOT