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(Trentonian.com) Silly I wanted to tell you that these residents of Trenton, NJ love their new "passive aggressive" park, but the Fark moderators will probably red light this as soon as it's listed. Maybe I should just cancel my TF subscription   (trentonian.com) divider line 72
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Roman Fyseek [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:09:37 PM  
No benches so teenagers won't sit...

Do teenagers *ever* sit where they're supposed to? They'll bring their skateboards and sit on them.

 
wargarbl 2008-09-27 08:17:30 PM  
"I wanted to tell you that these residents of Trenton, NJ love their new "passive aggressive" park, but the Fark moderators will probably red light this as soon as it's listed. Maybe I should just cancel my TF subscription"

my tiny violin
let me show you it

 
DarthBrooks [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:18:10 PM  
images.zwire.com

A "park" completely unfettered by those nasty trees and greenery.

Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:18:37 PM  
wargarbl: "I wanted to tell you that these residents of Trenton, NJ love their new "passive aggressive" park, but the Fark moderators will probably red light this as soon as it's listed. Maybe I should just cancel my TF subscription"

my tiny violin
let me show you it


Whooosh, the joke goes flying over your head...

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:19:13 PM  
wargarbl: "I wanted to tell you that these residents of Trenton, NJ love their new "passive aggressive" park, but the Fark moderators will probably red light this as soon as it's listed. Maybe I should just cancel my TF subscription"

my tiny violin
let me show you it


I take it you don't see what Joizy-Mi'ah did there.

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:26:27 PM  
Maybe you should if you think Fark moderators have anything to do with link selection.

 
Roman Fyseek [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:28:21 PM  
That's two, I think.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:30:16 PM  
Roman Fyseek: That's two, I think.

Yup!

 
monitorman [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:33:49 PM  
without benches it won't attract the wrong element to hang out and loiter

The elderly?

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:38:18 PM  
Nicely played, subby.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:42:16 PM  
It's not like I would post in this link like some loser.

*goes off, sits in a corner, waits for her absence to be noticed*

 
Outtaphase [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:42:30 PM  
Roman Fyseek: That's two, I think.

I got the passive aggressive part of the joke. The inaccuracy was also relevant? Wait, your comment was another trap, wasn't it? OK, I've been drinking enough to know better than to know better.

/falls face first into coffee table

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:45:25 PM  
Anyway, it's clear what they really mean is they don't want homeless or drunk people sleeping there. Hence the lack of benches.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 08:54:32 PM  
FredaDeStilleto: Nicely played, subby.

And just what do you mean by that, hm?

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:11:50 PM  
I never get green lights. Why is that? Oh, well, I guess I'll keep paying $5 for nothing. I blame you submitter, I blame you. *SOB*

 
Neurochemist 2008-09-27 10:16:58 PM  
Don't reward this. Dumb ass move mods.

 
Neurochemist 2008-09-27 10:26:44 PM  
BETTER YET YOU GODDAMN "MODS" IF YOU GREENLIGHT THIS shiat I AM GOING TO CANCEL MY MOTHER farkING TF.

 
Roman Fyseek [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:41:43 PM  
Neurochemist: BETTER YET YOU GODDAMN "MODS" IF YOU GREENLIGHT THIS shiat I AM GOING TO CANCEL MY MOTHER farkING TF.

Not very passive. Lots of aggressive, so you've got that going for you.

 
sylos 2008-09-27 10:42:38 PM  
I liked the part where they wanted a park that no one would go to...

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:43:13 PM  
Gulper Eel: And just what do you mean by that, hm?


Look. If you're accusing me of something, I can live with it. It's not like you're insecure or have a small penis or anything.

 
cheap_thoughts 2008-09-27 10:45:58 PM  
MorrisBird: I never get green lights. Why is that? Oh, well, I guess I'll keep paying $5 for nothing. I blame you submitter, I blame you. *SOB*

I'll give you some of mine.

/it's not hard really

 
studebaker hoch 2008-09-27 10:46:03 PM  
Because we all need parks that give a vibe of "take off, asshole".

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:47:05 PM  
Heh. Great headline. Stupid idea for a park.

 
Omnivorous 2008-09-27 10:47:34 PM  
"Most EMO headline of the year". We have that as a category, don't we?

 
Pickerel 2008-09-27 10:48:24 PM  
DarthBrooks: A "park" completely unfettered by those nasty trees and greenery.

Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.


QFT

/Lives a mile from Trenton
//Getting a kick from these replies

 
bugenhagen [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:49:13 PM  
DarthBrooks: A "park" completely unfettered by those nasty trees and greenery.

Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.


TRENTON MAKES THE WORLD TAKES!

It's so nice the Governor doesn't even live there.

/former Princeton snob

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:51:34 PM  
Everybody's going to go to another thread now, aren't they?
It's ok. You don't have to stick around on my account. No really, I understand. You've got other threads to read.
I'll be alright.
Seriously.
Go have fun.

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:52:51 PM  
cheap_thoughts: I'll give you some of mine.

/it's not hard really


Agreed. Especially if you like weeners links. ;)

 
Pickerel 2008-09-27 10:53:05 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: Everybody's going to go to another thread now, aren't they?
It's ok. You don't have to stick around on my account. No really, I understand. You've got other threads to read.
I'll be alright.
Seriously.
Go have fun.


Aww gee, thanks!

*sticking around to watch people make fun of New Jersey*

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:53:26 PM  
I was enjoying the links on the same page myself.

Daddy allegedly brought condoms, chocolate to tryst with 14-year-old 'girl'

 
Kalyco Jack 2008-09-27 10:53:47 PM  
No benches so teenagers won't sit...

Do teenagers *ever* sit where they're supposed to? They'll bring their skateboards and sit on them.
Srsly: where are America's youth supposed to hang out? Every place is made uncomfortable lest they congregate and be youth and then we wonder why they turn emo.

 
Suflig 2008-09-27 10:54:36 PM  
What the hell is the point of this park? Just to give some nephew who owns a construction company a job? There is no reason for anyone to go there if you can't sit down and relax... especially if it's in New Jersey.

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:56:50 PM  
I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen. No one ever does.

www.memoryhole.net

 
Pickerel 2008-09-27 10:56:59 PM  
Suflig: What the hell is the point of this park? Just to give some nephew who owns a construction company a job? There is no reason for anyone to go there if you can't sit down and relax... especially if it's in New Jersey.

Unless the benches were bulletproof I wouldn't sit down there anyways.

 
whizbang [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:57:07 PM  
monitorman: without benches it won't attract the wrong element to hang out and loiter

See Table.

img88.imageshack.us

 
wdelv 2008-09-27 10:58:04 PM  
www.stevefriess.com
I'm from New Jersey. Are you from New Jersey?

/Trenton Makes the World Takes

 
Roman Fyseek [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 10:59:13 PM  
Suflig: What the hell is the point of this park? Just to give some nephew who owns a construction company a job?

Well, that, and to taunt teenagers into discovering a way to exploit the park.

For instance, perhaps this park without benches will be great for railgrinds.

Or, maybe it can be converted to a bong.

You know, 'exploration'.

Senator bait.

 
mark12A 2008-09-27 11:00:56 PM  
Always brings my own...

 
mark12A 2008-09-27 11:01:51 PM  
Hmmpt! It worked in preview....

 
Claude Ballse 2008-09-27 11:02:52 PM  
DarthBrooks
Trenton: just like Camden, but slightly further north.


First thing I thought of:
farm1.static.flickr.com

/Gets cross-eyed at your shenanigans.

 
mark12A 2008-09-27 11:03:28 PM  
www.byerofmaine.com

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 11:07:29 PM  
wdelv: I'm from New Jersey. Are you from New Jersey?

What exit?

 
Kickstart UF [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 11:08:02 PM  
I see green, and that makes me see red, because earlier my wonderful submission about giant inflatable dog turds attacking a Swiss school didn't get approved.

/yes, seriously
//yes, bitter
///renewed my TF account immediately after

 
crazycooter 2008-09-27 11:11:34 PM  
I'm going to head over there tomorrow and hand out folding chairs to every homeless person and hooligan in the area.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-09-27 11:14:17 PM  
Honestly, ...WORST...PARK....EVER...

 
XGoldenDragon514 [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 11:22:56 PM  
My parents made me sleep in a park so I've really got nothing

 
michaeld5 2008-09-27 11:38:18 PM  
We're from New Joysey, are you from Joysey??

imagecache2.allposters.com

 
semiotix 2008-09-27 11:46:28 PM  
This is a collaboration of neighborhood residents and businesses who didn't want benches that might attract a certain element.

You know... people who are just too... um... Hawaiian.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-09-27 11:49:01 PM  
Emo thread is emo.

 
Snake_grass 2008-09-27 11:55:37 PM  
Lovely. Just lovely.


NOT

 
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