He caught up to robber in the BACK yard of the house.

Hardy Har Har.

the one time i went to a chiropractor i was in so much pain that there would be no chasing of anyone

wargarbl: the one time i went to a chiropractor i was in so much pain that there would be no chasing of anyone

This. If I had been called on to run faster than anything when I was at the chiropractor, even a glacier, I would have been hard pressed to do so.

Who robs a chiropractor?

-1 Subby, wrong tag. Should be "Hero"

The robber should have many tales written about him; he's like Robin Hood. Cop should have gone back to arresting the chiropractor for quackery.

Miss Smartass: Who robs a chiropractor?

My dad is currently working in Vermont and is renting an apartment, which happens to be in the third story of a converted house. The first and second stories belong to a Urologist.

So my dad is home from work futzing on the computer and hears some banging around downstairs. At first he doesn't think anything of it, because the urologist has been moving furniture, then some pissy looking young guy sticks his head in my dad's front door and cusses him out. Dad sits there a moment, then goes to the door and leans out the door. Young guy is partway down the staircase on the landing, trying to pry open a window of the urologist's practice. Dad calls the cops and the guy is caught.

But yeah, it seems dipsticks like breaking into doctors' offices.

/true story
//swear to dog

TFA: ...the off-duty Toledo police officer, who was in plain clothes, chased down and arrested a knife-wielding man...

Well there goes the cop's workman's comp suit.

Miss Smartass: Who robs a chiropractor?

I know, usually the chiropractor is doing the robbing.

ultraholland: TFA: ...the off-duty Toledo police officer, who was in plain clothes, chased down and arrested a knife-wielding man...

Well there goes the cop's workman's comp suit.

no as long as he was acting in the stead of a police officer he would be covered

Who robs a chiropractor? Seriously?

How do you brag about that to your thug friends?

"Dude, so there I was, bored and with no dough. Then, I remembered that little beige shack on the corner of North Reynolds and Collomore, and I thought, 'Hey, I bet they're LOADED!'"

Ruby'sMamma: I heart my geek!

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wrong thread..

Who robs a chiropractor?

Yeah, exactly. I'd assume most of their income is insurance payments or on a credit card. How much cash would they have?

/on the other hand, I'm smarter than that theif because I finished high school and have an I.Q. above room temperature! Woo!

thief

**doh!!**

Subby: It's been said before and we will say it again: if you absolutely must rob the chiropractor make sure an off-duty cop isn't there to get treatment because it's probably not going to work out for you

Are you sure this has actually been said before? I don't remember any chiropractor / off duty cop / robbery stories

Well, I assume Chiropractors have computers, some of the better one's probably have TVs like the dentists all do now, and there is likely a shiat load of pain pills lying around somewhere. Seems like a better heist than robbing someone's house.

I robbed a chiropractor once. It took me 30 visits.

Miss Smartass: Who robs a chiropractor?

Someone that got rubbed the wrong way?

What? No police bashing? Nobody is going to laud upon the robber and say the cop is a stupid farking worthless pig?

JamesLi: What? No police bashing? Nobody is going to laud upon the robber and say the cop is a stupid farking worthless pig?

No one except you thus far, smart guy. It's still early tho.

How embarrassing a 20yo was caught by 60yo with a bad back.

It's chiro-town.

"OH SNAP!"


/ahh, that feels better :)