Mmmmmm... salad.

I'm with them. I'm a registered independent. All this debate did was make me dislike both of them. But, I disliked McCain more due to his stunt prior to the debate. That was just plain lame.

MorrisBird: I'm with them. I'm a registered independent. All this debate did was make me dislike both of them. But, I disliked McCain more due to his stunt prior to the debate. That was just plain lame.

With the exception of the bailout and lack of answers tied to that, I'd have to agree. Obama at least seemingly admitted that he wouldn't be able to complete his agenda (though he wouldn't say what).

/McCain didn't answer that question either, but tried with even fewer details.

NewportBarGuy: Mmmmmm... salad.

I prefer this salad:



But whatever you do, don't try Mark Felt's recipe.

"Well, that was different."
"Did you like it?"
"No."
"Then it wasn't any different."

Waldorf: You know, the second half of this show reminds me of Aspen.

Statler: Why Aspen?

Waldorf: Cause it's all downhill from here!

Doooohohoho!

It's interesting how in 2000 republicans criticized Gore for his condescending to Bush in the debates and yet they seem to get a kick out of McCain's attempts to do the same to Obama.

Replace Gore's audible sighs and eye rolls with 'doesn't understand' and the McCain smirk. It's the exact same thing that allegedly cost Gore the debates.

In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.

If anything, Obama proved that he doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to do what it takes is necessary to finally end the scourge of Islam once an for all. You all remember 9/11, right? Yeah, those guys.

As a life-long democrat, I was on the fence in regards to which candidate that I would throw my support too. Now this decision is clear, and it's in support of America. It's in support of John McCain.

After this debate, I now know who wants to slay the opposition to our national interests... and who wants to tuck-tail and run towards ethics and communication.

Only one candidate is able to, with a straight face, admit that he has no intention of understanding our enemies. Only that they must be destroyed. For no other reason, than for the financial gains of an wealthy few.

Suck it, you proletariat scum... get ready for 4 more years of Bush-style policies, locked, loaded and ready to unload down your already shame-swollen throats.


/ Hillbilly's 1 - Intellectuals - 0

My prediction for the Day after Election Day:
Half of America will be happy.
Half of America will be sad.
There will still be soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.
There will still be problems on Wall Street.
George W. Bush will still be confused.
Dick Cheney will be destroying evidence in his office.
Everything else in America will be EXACTLY THE SAME.
Because that's how democracy works.

The guy at the end of the thread: In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.

WHAR-

As a life-long democrat, I was on the fence in regards to which candidate that I would throw my support too. Now this decision is clear, and it's in support of America. It's in support of John McCain.

GARBLE!

Suck it, you proletariat scum... get ready for 4 more years of Bush-style policies, locked, loaded and ready to unload down your already shame-swollen throats.

Waldorf: Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.

Statler: What?

Waldorf: It ends.

Gyrfalcon: My prediction for the Day after Election Day:
Half of America will be happy.
Half of America will be sad.
There will still be soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.
There will still be problems on Wall Street.
George W. Bush will still be confused.
Dick Cheney will be destroying evidence in his office.
Everything else in America will be EXACTLY THE SAME.
Because that's how democracy works.

Will my job still suck? That's the question I'm wanting answered.

The guy at the end of the thread: In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.

If anything, Obama proved that he doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to do what it takes is necessary to finally end the scourge of Islam once an for all. You all remember 9/11, right? Yeah, those guys.

As a life-long democrat, I was on the fence in regards to which candidate that I would throw my support too. Now this decision is clear, and it's in support of America. It's in support of John McCain.

After this debate, I now know who wants to slay the opposition to our national interests... and who wants to tuck-tail and run towards ethics and communication.

Only one candidate is able to, with a straight face, admit that he has no intention of understanding our enemies. Only that they must be destroyed. For no other reason, than for the financial gains of an wealthy few.

Suck it, you proletariat scum... get ready for 4 more years of Bush-style policies, locked, loaded and ready to unload down your already shame-swollen throats.


/ Hillbilly's 1 - Intellectuals - 0

You sound... concerned.

DeRosso: WHAR-

GARBLE!

I really think WHARRGARBL has jumped the shark.

If you want to use it, please use it well.

The guy at the end of the thread: As a life-long democrat, I was on the fence in regards to which candidate that I would throw my support too. Now this decision is clear, and it's in support of America. It's in support of John McCain.

You know, no one buys this crap you idiots try to sell every election season online. You're like the Nigerian scam artists--just something for people (except the extremely gullible) to laugh at.

Trust me, anyone stupid enough to fall for that nonsense is already voting for McCain. You're wasting your time.

andrewagill: DeRosso: WHAR-

GARBLE!

I really think WHARRGARBL has jumped the shark.

If you want to use it, please use it well.

You mean as when someone calls themself a lifelong democrat and then does a 180 and calls democrats proletariat scum?

Besides, I think the 'has jumped the shark' has, ironically, jumped the shark

DeRosso: You mean as when someone calls themself a lifelong democrat and then does a 180 and calls democrats proletariat scum?

I mean it just wasn't a very creative use of the meme.

Appropriate? Sure.

Interesting, funny, or otherwise entertaining? Nope.

Here's how I'd have done it:

DeRosso: The guy at the end of the thread: In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.

W_A__GA_BL
(meme)

As a life-long democrat, I was on the fence in regards to which candidate that I would throw my support too. Now this decision is clear, and it's in support of America. It's in support of John McCain.

Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Suck it, you proletariat scum... get ready for 4 more years of Bush-style policies, locked, loaded and ready to unload down your already shame-swollen throats.

Say, isn't this the same clue as last round?

I never understood that Whargarble meme...

The guy at the end of the thread: Hello, fark.com. I love America, and want it to succeed on the world stage.

fark.com:: Whargarble

The guy at the end of the thread: I don't understand... arn't we mostly Americans? Arn't we on the same team? I just want what is best for you an me.

fark.com:: fark you, The guy at the end of the thread. We like Karl Marx and read Noam Chomsky. America's corporate hegemony suffocates the working class. GoBama!!!!!

The guy at the end of the thread: My political view point may disagree with yours, but I still recognize you as a human being.

fark.com:: Whargarble

The guy at the end of the thread: But...

fark.com:: Whargarble

The guy at the end of the thread: In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.

If anything, Obama proved that he doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to do what it takes is necessary to finally end the scourge of Islam once an for all. You all remember 9/11, right? Yeah, those guys.

As a life-long democrat, I was on the fence in regards to which candidate that I would throw my support too. Now this decision is clear, and it's in support of America. It's in support of John McCain.

After this debate, I now know who wants to slay the opposition to our national interests... and who wants to tuck-tail and run towards ethics and communication.

Only one candidate is able to, with a straight face, admit that he has no intention of understanding our enemies. Only that they must be destroyed. For no other reason, than for the financial gains of an wealthy few.

Suck it, you proletariat scum... get ready for 4 more years of Bush-style policies, locked, loaded and ready to unload down your already shame-swollen throats.


/ Hillbilly's 1 - Intellectuals - 0

I have to say, your post was masterful and has convinced me that, even though I am not a Democrat, perish the thought of ever having been a life-long Democrat, like yourself, I, too, should now solidly endorse Senator John S. McCain.

In a world where the Iraqis attacked us on 9/11, aided by those evil-doers from Afghanistan, we cannot be too careful, never let our guard down and the thought of using our intelligence community to understand this situation is absurd, at best, and wasteful at the least.

What we need is prayer, guidance from the Almighty, and with the help of our one true God, we can smite our enemies, tear their limbs asunder, bomb their buildings into rubble, and listen to their wailing as they die a slow, painful, death, just as Jesus, Himself, would want.

We live in a perilous time, at a crossroad, a period in history where we face the ultimate challenge to our beliefs. Are we truly committed to the Bible, the inspired word of God? Can we ignore all of the warnings that the end times are near? Can we shirk our responsibilities, as Christians, to seize this opportunity to fulfill the promise of Revelation? The realization that these liberals cannot understand that God, and only God, has blessed us with a nuclear arsenal, which must be used to bring about Armageddon - because only then can we know the real meaning of peace, as the Lord our God has promised us.

And only John McCain, with the help of Sarah Palin, can bestow this blessing on us, as well as the rest of the world, so that they may all know the peace that is our God.

Re: the debates
Statler: It's the most consistent show I've ever seen.
Waldorf: Yeah, it gets worse every time I see it.

Re: Sarah Palin
Waldorf: Y'know, she makes me feel like a young boy.
Statler: Huh, she makes me feel like a young girl.
...
Statler: I think I'll go find one.

The guy at the end of the thread: We like Karl Marx and read Noam Chomsky.

Note to sane people: Actual Republicans really believe this about everyone that doesn't vote for their guy. They're still obsessed with the Red Menace. Go McCarthy!

/looks to see how many Farkers reference Marx

//finds as many as you'd expect

Look. All I am saying is, it is U.S. vs. Them.

Who are "they"? I don't know. I will let our ELECTED officials tell us who "they" are.

"They" may be communists. "They" may be Muslims. Who cares. Maybe "they" migh be the communists again. Who knows?

In the end, WARS are fought with guns. NOT with understanding or compassion.

John McCain wins WARS. Obama apologizes to our enemies and gives health care to the undeserving. BOTH without preconditions.

The guy at the end of the thread: Look. All I am saying is, it is U.S. vs. Them.

Who are "they"? I don't know. I will let our ELECTED officials tell us who "they" are.

"They" may be communists. "They" may be Muslims. Who cares. Maybe "they" migh be the communists again. Who knows?

In the end, WARS are fought with guns. NOT with understanding or compassion.

John McCain wins WARS. Obama apologizes to our enemies and gives health care to the undeserving. BOTH without preconditions.

Ok, I didn't really catch on that you were just kidding at first. Ha, wouldn't be the first time I fell for it.

Bravo!

The guy at the end of the thread: 1/10

The guy at the end of the thread: In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.

If anything, Obama proved that he doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to do what it takes is necessary to finally end the scourge of Islam once an for all. You all remember 9/11, right? Yeah, those guys.

As a life-long democrat, I was on the fence in regards to which candidate that I would throw my support too. Now this decision is clear, and it's in support of America. It's in support of John McCain.

After this debate, I now know who wants to slay the opposition to our national interests... and who wants to tuck-tail and run towards ethics and communication.

Only one candidate is able to, with a straight face, admit that he has no intention of understanding our enemies. Only that they must be destroyed. For no other reason, than for the financial gains of an wealthy few.

Suck it, you proletariat scum... get ready for 4 more years of Bush-style policies, locked, loaded and ready to unload down your already shame-swollen throats.


/ Hillbilly's 1 - Intellectuals - 0

6/10, I thought the last two paragraphs were way too obvious, but you hooked a lot of people who should replace the batteries on their sarcasm-meters.

Confabulat: The guy at the end of the thread: We like Karl Marx and read Noam Chomsky.

Note to sane people: Actual Republicans really believe this about everyone that doesn't vote for their guy. They're still obsessed with the Red Menace. Go McCarthy!

/looks to see how many Farkers reference Marx

//finds as many as you'd expect

Yeah, those Republicans are so obsessed with the Red Menace!!!

JQPublic: Yeah, those Republicans are so obsessed with the Red Menace!!!

Because, here in the land where terrorists hate us for our
freedoms, the last thing we want is any differences in our
political beliefs, right?

We are all free to conform.
Hurrah! I'm an individual - just like everyone else!

The guy at the end of the thread: Look. All I am saying is, it is U.S. vs. Them.

Who are "they"? I don't know. I will let our ELECTED officials tell us who "they" are.

"They" may be communists. "They" may be Muslims. Who cares. Maybe "they" migh be the communists again. Who knows?

In the end, WARS are fought with guns. NOT with understanding or compassion.

John McCain wins WARS. Obama apologizes to our enemies and gives health care to the undeserving. BOTH without preconditions.

Name ONE war John McCain has won please.

Random Reality Check: JQPublic: Yeah, those Republicans are so obsessed with the Red Menace!!!

Because, here in the land where terrorists hate us for our
freedoms, the last thing we want is any differences in our
political beliefs, right?

We are all free to conform.
Hurrah! I'm an individual - just like everyone else!

Freedom for thee, not for me, right?

Rainstar: Name ONE war John McCain has won please

Well, his ongoing war against US Navy aircraft, for one. Took out five of those ruthless bastards.

Will you people stop trip trip trapping over "The troll at the end of the thread"'s bridge?

JQPublic: Freedom for thee, not for me, right?

And where do you see me even implying that?

You seem to feel that Americans should not be able to choose any political party they wish, I disagree.

You seem to feel that you have a right to deny someone their right to become a member of the Communist Party, the Socialist Party, or even the reprehensible American Nazi Party, should they choose to do so, I do not.

Where we differ is that I have no problem with anyone joining any party - as long as they stay inside the laws of this land as they currently exist. You would deny people that right.

Republicans - not the party that believes in rights, apparently.

HeathSteele: Rainstar: Name ONE war John McCain has won please

Well, his ongoing war against US Navy aircraft, for one. Took out five of those ruthless bastards.

Brilliant.

I am having trouble telling which of you farkers are really republican and which are simply mocking them.

Satirists, please start your post with an asterisk so we can tell.

Thanks

jcooli09: I am having trouble telling which of you farkers are really republican and which are simply mocking them.

Satirists, please start your post with an asterisk so we can tell.

Thanks

Poe's Law:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."

I would have paid good money to see those two in action.

Statler: I wonder why McCain won't look at Obama?
Waldorf: Probably for the same reason I won't look at either of them!

The guy at the end of the thread: intestinal fortitude

I lol'd

Heheheh. They don't care for most things.

The guy at the end of the thread: Look. All I am saying is, it is U.S. vs. Them.

This is true, it is us versus them. "Us", in this case, is the people of the United States. "Them" is the aristocratic oligarchs that constitute the vast majority of "elected" officials.

Politicians are the enemy.

Ever since Skookums outing I find all other trolls lacking. It's like you wake up one morning and realize there is no Santa Clause with a big frown. Now there are lots of posers trying to take over the top spot he vacated.

legendary fool: Ever since Skookums outing I find all other trolls lacking. It's like you wake up one morning and realize there is no Santa Clause with a big frown. Now there are lots of posers trying to take over the top spot he vacated.

Yeah, they're not even able to bring "teh funnie" anymore. They're just sound stupid and tired.

jgbrowning: legendary fool: Ever since Skookums outing I find all other trolls lacking. It's like you wake up one morning and realize there is no Santa Clause with a big frown. Now there are lots of posers trying to take over the top spot he vacated.

Yeah, they're not even able to bring "teh funnie" anymore. They're just sound stupid and tired.

They, even.

/bob the angry flower like typing detected.

Gyrfalcon: My prediction for the Day after Election Day:
Half of America will be happy.
Half of America will be sad.
There will still be soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan.
There will still be problems on Wall Street.
George W. Bush will still be confused.
Dick Cheney will be destroying evidence in his office.
Everything else in America will be EXACTLY THE SAME.
Because that's how democracy works.

But that's the problem with Americans. We want instant gratification and instant results. Step back and look at the greater picture. What does the country look like two years after the election? Four years after? Eight? It makes a huge difference, and it's up to the American people to make the right choice.

I'd like to see Statler & Waldorf give live commentary for the next debates.

penthesilea: I'd like to see Statler & Waldorf give live commentary for the next debates.

I wouldn't. They're good for one-liners, but they'd quickly run out of jokes and have to resort to using inferior material, which would tarnish my opinion of them.

The guy at the end of the thread: In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.

If anything, Obama proved that he doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to do what it takes is necessary to finally end the scourge of Islam once an for all. You all remember 9/11, right? Yeah, those guys.


The guy at the end of the thread:

The guy at the end of the thread: My political religious view point may disagree with yours, but so I still ^don't recognize you as a human being.

fark.com:: Whargarble



/FTFY
//war. garble.

bobbette: The guy at the end of the thread: In my opinion, McCain came off like the clear winner.
/ Hillbilly's 1 - Intellectuals - 0

6/10, I thought the last two paragraphs were way too obvious, but you hooked a lot of people who should replace the batteries on their sarcasm-meters.


It's been a long night. I'm not a drinker, so I had to take a Vicodin every time McCain said, "you don't understand".

/I can haz refill?

That was a very lame link.

The guy at the end of the thread:

Heh, even with the veiled insults at McCain, you still managed to get bites. 9/10