Here's an idea: put them in a room with an open window. That'll thin the herd

Good job, subby

+1, I laffed

SNGX1275: +1, I laffed

I giggled.

ozone: That'll thin the herd

"Flock", I think, not "herd". Though "thinning the herd" is an apt metaphor.

And I never metaphor I didn't like!

/ow, I stretched something on that one.

Free Bird!

*groans*

*smacks forehead*

*applauds*

/+1

I giggled. Hell I'm still giggling.

+1 subby

keet keet keet

/+1 for the ensuing giggling fit that made my wife ask me what was so funny

Send them to whatever the smallest Norweigian fjord is.

Well played.

At least it wasn't two kilomockingbirds.

CornFedIowan: At least it wasn't two kilomockingbirds.


That's awful.

I laughed.

I'd give you +1, subby, but Fark considers me to be my husband's alt and won't let us both vote on a headline.

/He gave you +1, fwiw.

Boo! Hiss!

/+1

What the hell is a keet?

I don't get it.

CornFedIowan: At least it wasn't two kilomockingbirds.

thank goodness he didn't cockatiel.

maq0r: I don't get it.

heh, bird brain.

Mm, mm, tastes like chicken.

I found it funny.
+1 subby

NO, wait. Success.

Pluto: What the hell is a keet?

You have one flung into the air and you try to hit it with your shotgun...you've never heard of keet-shooting?

/Just PULLing your leg

peep peep peep peep *chirp chirp chirp* peep peep peep...
(I am a parakeet, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies...)

Pluto: What the hell is a keet?

maq0r: I don't get it.

You toucan use a humor transplant

+1 subby

headline is a parrot-y

/lame

//all I got

Painful, yet funny.

+1 subby

Subby, it isn't "pair of" it's ---- Oh, you!!! .... I fell for it again, didn't I ...

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: NO, wait. Success.



Garfield approves

How can I reach these keeeets?

I think it's sad that you all managed to get me to laugh at all these horrid puns :P.

The terawrists have won. We're all gonna get centihell.

parachute == two chutes? A main and a reserve.

I lol'd so hard, I needed TWO medics.

wanderfowl: How can I reach these keeeets?

You sir, win one internet.

ha! cute

Keats?



Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year.

Poets are both clean and warm
And most are far above the norm
Whether here, or on the roam
Have a poet in every home.

/Episode 17

/oblig

Wait. Assuming a para-keet was, on average, half of a keet, then wouldn't there be 41.5 keets, once you've got them all assembled? I feel really bad for the .5 keet.

MAXAMOUS: /oblig

Take 2 :P

I LOLd.

Funniest headline in a long while there subby. Still laughing.

+1 for you!

How do you not get it?

Here in college there's a flock of parrots flying around. It makes for the weirdness of the place, but it's awesome to be in campus around at 5 o'clock and see 6 or seven of them squawking and flying around.

Lately I've also seen a parrot making friends with a crow. Wheird.

Admittedly, that took a second to sink in. I'm tired. Still, nicely done, subby!

English is not my native language :(

I heard somewhere that you can just flush them down the loo.