That's interesting. But what kind of weirdo holds on to 24 year old beauty pageant tapes?

Fairly hot.

Palin bears a strong resemblance to my wife, which she uses when canvassing the neighborhood for Obama. Even does her hair the same.

/what, no Interview on that tape?
//and such as?

not young enough.

*creepy grin*

Hopefully whoever has the Joe Biden swimsuit videos keeps them under wraps.

Amazing. Her hairstyle hasn't changed in 25 years.

andyofne: But what kind of weirdo holds on to 24 year old beauty pageant tapes?

Don't you judge me!

Well, then...

Awesome, can we get someone dub this footage with her remarks about Russia?

"Sarah Heath has been recognized by Who's Who for her accomplishments..."

So she was padding her resume back then, too.

Who's Who in Wasilla ≠ Who's Who in America, Sarah.

Fast forward to :53 if you want to bypass the self-indulgent douchebag doing the intro.

Meh. I'd put it in her pooper.

T-Servo: Who's Who in Wasilla ≠ Who's Who in America, Sarah.

Who's Who doesn't mean jack or squat. It's a scheme to sell books with names in them.

That's right, Sarah. Shake it for Daddy.

whore.

Does she look exactly like Rick Astley?

MaxxLarge: Fast forward to :53 if you want to bypass the self-indulgent douchebag doing the intro.

I started watching that and immediately thought that Sarah was a Polo-shirt-wearing douchebag guy back in the 80s. That would explain a lot.

Wait wait - I just watched it.
She was captain of her basketball time? Screw the election! Let's decide this contest with a little Obama/Palin one on one!

This makes me wish that Mary Carey had won the 2003 California Gubernatorial race.

*ILF!

She's not bad, but she's got some kinda funky inverted muffin top action going on where her swimsuit meets her hips.

Muffin thighs?

LOTS OF DOGS

I could have done without the dorky intro from a guy so awkward he made me feel uncomfortable.

absoluteparanoia: T-Servo: Who's Who in Wasilla ≠ Who's Who in America, Sarah.

Who's Who doesn't mean jack or squat. It's a scheme to sell books with names in them.

Indeed. My granma paid to get me into Who's Who Among American High School Students. All you have to do is commit to buying the book.

So, Who's Who recognized me for my achievements, I make executive decisions in my city and supervise more people in my department than Palin sis in Wasilla, and I live 150 miles from a foreign country... does that make me vice-presidential?

Benevolent Misanthrope: So, Who's Who recognized me for my achievements, I make executive decisions in my city and supervise more people in my department than Palin sis in Wasilla, and I live 150 miles from a foreign country... does that make me vice-presidential?

If you can keep from blinking I'd say you're the freakin' emperor.

For the love of God, someone edit out the first 50 seconds of that video and repost it.

absoluteparanoia: Who's Who doesn't mean jack or squat. It's a scheme to sell books with names in them.

This. When I was in high school they assured me that I was in it and that I could buy a book from them to prove it. And I'm farking nobody (double entendre? Probably :-|).

But can she play "Star Wars" on the trumpet?

T-Servo: Benevolent Misanthrope: So, Who's Who recognized me for my achievements, I make executive decisions in my city and supervise more people in my department than Palin sis in Wasilla, and I live 150 miles from a foreign country... does that make me vice-presidential?

If you can keep from blinking I'd say you're the freakin' emperor.

Oh - and I'm a local poker champion.

Now bow to me.

I would have sworn it was a lot colder than that in Alaska. Look at the size of that igloo ;)

Please don't start posting this video all over the place -- it is not nearly as relevant as what she has done in the past few years or the past few weeks.

Let's keep the focus on her qualifications:

Her executive experience
Her family values
Her experience in foreign affairs
Her education
Her ability to articulate her campaign's positions.

Oh my.

Remember when Paris Hilton showed up uninvited to a Hollywood party so the host had her sex tape running on all the TV's in his house?

If she's VP or Prez, this will be the video running anywhere she arrives unwelcome.

ExJerseyGirl: Let's keep the focus on her qualifications: Her executive experience Her family values Her experience in foreign affairs Her education Her ability to articulate her campaign's positions.

I think that video encapsulates perfectly what her qualifications are.

the_rev: Don't you judge me!

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No discussion thread today?!

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Did this idiot really need to talk for nearly a minute before putting the goddamn tape in? Farking asshat. Now I'm in a bad mood.

SHE ISN'T HOT.

Why aren't people saying this?

already with the "this video is no longer available"...

Control_this: I think that video encapsulates perfectly what her qualifications are.

No, it doesn't. Not at all.

She is the Republican VP candidate who has been in elected office for many years. Let's stay focused on her real qualifications. Her knowledge of the issues. Her family values -- embodied in her choice to have a child with Down syndrome, and her standing up for her sister in the Wooten case.

Don't sidetrack the discussion with an old video -- we all know she was in a beauty pageant -- not relevant.

timujin: already with the "this video is no longer available"...

Whoa.

What?

gustakooka: SHE ISN'T HOT.

Why aren't people saying this?

Perhaps because attractiveness is subjective and not some sort of absolute defined by you?

timujin: already with the "this video is no longer available"...

Yeah. Anybody have another link?

ExJerseyGirl:

Parody post?

savage henry: ExJerseyGirl:

Parody post?

No. I am very serious. Look at her qualifications. Not her personality, not her spunkiness, not her legs.

They have time to pull youtube vids. Well I guess the economy is all fixed now.

The link got pulled down.

ExJerseyGirl: Let's keep the focus on her qualifications:

Her executive experience
Her family values
Her experience in foreign affairs
Her education
Her ability to articulate her campaign's positions.

Ok, I finished considering all of those things, cleaned the garage and started a nice pot roast in the oven after lunch today. Now is there anything to do that might take a little longer ?

ExJerseyGirl: Let's stay focused on her real qualifications. Her knowledge of the issues. Her family values -- embodied in her choice to have a child with Down syndrome, and her standing up for her sister in the Wooten case.

You are not being fair. Why did you drop "gumption" from her resume?

ExJerseyGirl: Let's keep the focus on her qualifications:

Her inept executive experience
Her bizarre family values
Her non experience in foreign affairs
Her lack of a real education
Her inability to articulate her campaign's positions.

FTFY

ExJerseyGirl: No. I am very serious. Look at her qualifications. Not her personality, not her spunkiness, not her legs.

Soooo....is this one a parody post?

You have a candidate with little to no qualifications that happened to prance around at beauty pageants. Rape kits, Bridge/Road to Nowhere, etc...all her insanity has been well-covered. Why not this?

quickdraw: ExJerseyGirl: Let's keep the focus on her qualifications:

Her inept executive experience
Her bizarre family values
Her non experience in foreign affairs
Her lack of a real education
Her inability to articulate her campaign's positions.

FTFY

Very true and a good fix. She is no way qualified to be President.

/what happened to the video??

savage henry: Why not this?

I don't get it either. That pic of Obama half naked running through the ocean is all over the net. I'd let him bicameral my legislature any day.