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(Huffington Post) Cool We can all be winners of tonight's debate with this handy drinking game   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 49
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NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:22:33 PM  
Most fark comments are better than that.

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:24:44 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: Most fark comments are better than that.

I agree.

Plus I am not buying 5 (or so) drinks to play one game. If need be I will by 2. One whiskey and one kind of beer.

/exchanging beers every time Obama says change is funny.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:28:24 PM  
If I do what it says in that link, my liver is gonna asplode.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:31:57 PM  
I saw a good set of rules on TFD today where you had to do a shot every time Obama says:

"look"
or
"folks"

(among other things)

Everyone who played that game would die.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:32:18 PM  
McCain has declared he already won, so I went out and bought a gallon of bourbon to celebrate the official end of the United States of America.

You had a good run old gal. We'll miss you.

/packs bags with gold bars, heads for remote Pacific island

 
I_Love_Verdi [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:32:32 PM  
I think we need simpler rules.

"Change" and "POW" are definitely in though.

 
IronTom [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:33:16 PM  
Talk about being in the tank for Obama

 
IronTom [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:34:49 PM  
tallguywithglasseson: I saw a good set of rules on TFD today where you had to do a shot every time Obama says:

cool, what fun would it be if it was only drinking against the repubs. gotta have equal time for the dems drinking opportunities too

 
Sucka_Fish [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:36:09 PM  
IronTom: Talk about being in the tank for Obama

Ba Dum CHHHHHHHHHHH

/;-)

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:37:03 PM  
I love how they warn you that the first rule is only for heavy drinkers. I'd point out even I won't use that rule.

 
Teambaylagoon [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:38:57 PM  
Im going to get so shiatty tonight watching this.

 
Wight Power [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:40:03 PM  
"Every time someone says bailout you have to finish your drink and pour another."

Bye-bye liver

 
Brown Sauce 2008-09-26 03:40:58 PM  
keep a bucket handy
www.titantalk.com

 
Crown_of_Shoes 2008-09-26 03:40:59 PM  
Man, I hate to be the Marge Simpson here, but maybe we should listen to the content of the debates, you know? Instead of tuning in for buzz-words, blustering with laughter, and cheers-ing the room every fifteen seconds?

 
error 303 2008-09-26 03:41:00 PM  

 
error 303 2008-09-26 03:41:39 PM  
Wight Power: Bye-bye liver

The liver is evil. It must be punished.

 
ConservativesBlow 2008-09-26 03:41:43 PM  
I'm just going to get hammered on rum beforehand, since that way I'm less likely to die of alcohol poisoning.

 
honeymaid8 2008-09-26 03:42:03 PM  
I need the lightweight division rules.

Although, the change drinks was pretty funny.

 
Runs_With_Scissors_ 2008-09-26 03:42:18 PM  
Um... Am I the only one who notices the grammar mistake in the headline?

 
Wombatzu 2008-09-26 03:43:52 PM  
Runs_With_Scissors_: Um... Am I the only one who notices the grammar mistake in the headline?

apostrophes are for fags!

 
dogfood 2008-09-26 03:43:55 PM  
Every time John McCain mentions 10 Town Hall meetings, fornicate yourself with a fireplace poker.

 
antidisestablishmentarianism 2008-09-26 03:44:18 PM  
It's Oktoberfest tonight so I'll be drinking that much anyway if not more.

 
Noah's Arcade 2008-09-26 03:52:21 PM  
Every time John McCain mentions POW, I donate to Obama.

 
00ghost27 2008-09-26 03:54:09 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: Man, I hate to be the Marge Simpson here, but maybe we should listen to the content of the debates, you know? Instead of tuning in for buzz-words, blustering with laughter, and cheers-ing the room every fifteen seconds?

Quiet you! You with you're damn logic!

I'll listen, but i chose a while back

 
unremarkable asterisk [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:54:49 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: Man, I hate to be the Marge Simpson here, but maybe we should listen to the content of the debates, you know? Instead of tuning in for buzz-words, blustering with laughter, and cheers-ing the room every fifteen seconds?

Lighten up, Francis!

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 03:57:25 PM  
Drink nothing but carbombs while keeping in mind the other candidates not allowed in the debates.

 
NANCY'S MEAT PUPPET 2008-09-26 03:57:40 PM  
AHHHHHH...... The amount of hung over Farkers tomorrow should be awesome.

/Myself included

 
antidisestablishmentarianism 2008-09-26 04:01:30 PM  
RobertBruce: Drink nothing but carbombs while keeping in mind the other candidates not allowed in the debates.

THIS!

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:03:14 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: Man, I hate to be the Marge Simpson here, but maybe we should listen to the content of the debates, you know? Instead of tuning in for buzz-words, blustering with laughter, and cheers-ing the room every fifteen seconds?

Nah, just a bunch of canned, meticulously rehearsed answers. May as well get a buzz.

 
Da Bum [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:04:35 PM  
Sucka_Fish: IronTom: Talk about being in the tank for Obama

Ba Dum CHHHHHHHHHHH

/;-)


You called for me? Oooooh wait.. you said Ba Dum, not Da Bum.... My bad.

 
gustakooka [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:09:30 PM  
Obama says "change", take a shot.

Schedule the ambulance first.

 
stellardoor10 2008-09-26 04:14:09 PM  
i think i may take up the suggestion of having a drink whenever mccain smiles creepily. it gives me the shivers...

 
Treygreen13 2008-09-26 04:16:35 PM  
This is probably the least-worthy politics greenlight I've ever seen.... and that's saying a lot.

 
IronTom [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:25:56 PM  

 
Gonz 2008-09-26 04:29:35 PM  
I'm keeping my personal rules simple- rocks Bourbon with a splash of either water or club soda.

One sip each time McCain smiles and makes me feel creeped out, one sip for each "My Friends", one sip for every Obama verbal pause (uh... err...).

I think that will get me in my happy place quick enough.

 
Masterstuff 2008-09-26 04:31:03 PM  
markie_farkie: McCain has declared he already won, so I went out and bought a gallon of bourbon to celebrate the official end of the United States of America.

You had a good run old gal. We'll miss you.

/packs bags with gold bars, heads for remote Pacific island


Go to Madagascar. I hear it's safe there.

/Shut down everything :)

 
MrCab [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:33:41 PM  
These rules are pretty dumb...and I'm voting for Obama!

I figure just stick with teh Bush drinking game rules for the State of the Union address, with some additions for new people

Obama says change - drink

Keep the "Every time McCain is asleep on camera" rule, but double it to 4 drinks since he's actually in the debate

Every time Obama pumps his fist or executes the terrorist fist jab, have a shot

Every time someone says POW in reference to McCain, take a shot

Every time someone says Wall Street and Main Street in the same sentence, take a shot

Take one shot for each house a candidate claims to own when questioned about it

Take 5 shots for anyone who says "Axis of Evil"

Drink the bottle if anyone says "Don't mess with Texas"....or whatever the equivalent phrases are for Arizona and Illinois

 
CravenMorehead 2008-09-26 04:37:32 PM  
This is a great list if you have a fully stocked bar with a bartender on hand ready to mix whatever you need. Otherwise this list is full of FAIL.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:37:47 PM  
I'm alreayd drunk.

 
Jamespoon [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:47:34 PM  
FTFA: Every time John McCain says "my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television.

I LOVE IT.

 
BeerPr0n 2008-09-26 04:53:42 PM  
Jamespoon: FTFA: Every time John McCain says "my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television.

I LOVE IT.


Everything else on that list sucks, but this is something I will do tonight.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 04:55:52 PM  
He missed "fat cats" and "Wall Street".

 
superbeerchan [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 05:04:35 PM  
Every time John McCain says "my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television.

Win.

 
RminusQ [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 05:35:50 PM  
MrCab: Drink the bottle if anyone says "Don't mess with Texas"....or whatever the equivalent phrases are for Arizona and Illinois

Take one drink for references to Palin being a governor.
Take an extra drink if the reference is to her being the governor of "the great state of Alaska".

/also can we has buzzword bingo?

 
Abstruse [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 05:43:09 PM  
Here was my alcohol-poisoning drinking game list from the TFD thread:

Take one drink when someone says:

POW
Change
Economy
Bail-out
War
Healthcare
Tax
Experience

Take two drinks when someone says:

Palin
Iraq
Iran
Oil
Misspoke
Executive

Take three drinks when someone says:

Hurricane Ike
Hurricane Katrina
Lipstick

Finish your drink when:

The first tinfoil hatter thread about the debate gets greenlit
Someone says "The n-word"
Someone says the n-word itself
Someone attempts an assassination

 
thatvoiceguy 2008-09-26 05:49:25 PM  
Jamespoon: FTFA: Every time John McCain says "my friends", spit out your drink and shout "I am not your friend" at the television.

I LOVE IT.


I'm not your friend, guy!!!

/or however that goes

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-09-26 05:51:10 PM  
I'll drink when Obama says um or ah and when McCain says pancakes do a shot of maple syrup.

 
gundamtsubasa [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 06:12:30 PM  
I liked the one on the Daily Show's Debate Drinking Game (thanks error 303!)

"Every time Obama pauses before the predicate of a sentence, go watch Star Trek: The Original Series to see how a pro does it."

 
ToeKnee666 2008-09-26 07:50:38 PM  
Crown_of_Shoes: Man, I hate to be the Marge Simpson here, but maybe we should listen to the content of the debates, you know? Instead of tuning in for buzz-words, blustering with laughter, and cheers-ing the room every fifteen seconds?

We can do both.

 
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