works for me. I'd even pay to see that.

GaryPDX: works for me. I'd even pay to see that.

Think we could raise the $700bn by selling tickets?

or we could take a hint from the french. the guillotine is much quicker and more humane.

Enchantrem: GaryPDX: works for me. I'd even pay to see that.

Think we could raise the $700bn by selling tickets?

Easy. Worldwide PPV? You bet.

OR, we could legalize pot and tax the shiat out of it. That would solve the problem too.

GaryPDX: OR, we could legalize pot and tax the shiat out of it. That would solve the problem too.

I like your style

/newsletter, i can has?

GaryPDX: OR, we could legalize pot and tax the shiat out of it. That would solve the problem too.

And gambling and prostitution and a whole bunch of other "crimes" that don't involve any harm to an uninvolved party.

burndtdan: the guillotine is much quicker and more humane.


Hangin's too good for 'em. Burnin's too good for 'em. They should be chopped into little pieces and buried alive!

pandabear: GaryPDX: OR, we could legalize pot and tax the shiat out of it. That would solve the problem too.

And gambling and prostitution and a whole bunch of other "crimes" that don't involve any harm to an uninvolved party.

All businesses that will boom during the depression too.

GaryPDX: OR, we could legalize pot and tax the shiat out of it. That would solve the problem too.

I'll never understand what the republicans have against legalizing pot. The feds are already growing the stuff. Why not package it up, sell it for $5/10 joints, put the $4.50 tax into the coffers?

wee: Why not package it up, sell it for $5/10 joints, put the $4.50 tax into the coffers?

Because we should let Phillip Morris buy it from farmers, package it, and then pay a $4.00 tax to put a stamp on the package, same as tobacco and liquor. You really want Uncle Sam growing your weed?

Meh, hanging...

I would suggest a different 'bailout' plan:

Start with Bush and you might get this country back on track to a respectable democracy

pandabear: You really want Uncle Sam growing your weed?

Well, I was thinking the tobacco companies doing the actual growing/selling and the feds receiving the tax, sure. I blame pronouns.

bora horza: or we could legalize pot and just not care about the stupid economy cuz i want some pizza

.. way ahead of you.

Advanced civilization my ass.

WE CAN HAZ FREE BREAD AT HANGINGZ?

pandabear: Because we should let Phillip Morris buy it from farmers, package it, and then pay a $4.00 tax to put a stamp on the package, same as tobacco and liquor. You really want Uncle Sam growing your weed?

Only if I can pay for a license to grow it for personal use.

What about feeding them to lions and tigers and showing it on pay per view?

I really would not be suprised to see some actual prosecution come from all this, but it will be nothing compared to what they deserve.

wee: I'll never understand what the republicans have against legalizing pot. The feds are already growing the stuff. Why not package it up, sell it for $5/10 joints, put the $4.50 tax into the coffers?

Dude! WTF? I ain't paying five bucks for a joint, let alone ten. Seriously. Don't even play at that.

Never in my life did I imagine a day I'd agree with something from Charles Krauthammer.

I took out a home equity loan and invested everything into Amalgamated Tar and Feather Co.

FunkOut: What about feeding them to lions and tigers and showing it on pay per view?

why let Detroit have all the fun?

I hai guyz, i have an idea.

Wow.

First the Republicans want the government to nationalize private companies, then they want to execute class traitors.

All of you who want to 'get' the Wall Street fat cats, I've got a shirt to sell you:

Aeonic_Blue: Dude! WTF? I ain't paying five bucks for a joint, let alone ten. Seriously. Don't even play at that.

Dude, man...it's like, G13 man. The sticky icky.

rufus-t-firefly: All of you who want to 'get' the Wall Street fat cats, I've got a shirt to sell you:

Let the oppressors be oppressed.

Aeonic_Blue: wee: I'll never understand what the republicans have against legalizing pot. The feds are already growing the stuff. Why not package it up, sell it for $5/10 joints, put the $4.50 tax into the coffers?

Dude! WTF? I ain't paying five bucks for a joint, let alone ten. Seriously. Don't even play at that.


I think he meant $5 for 10 joints, or $.50 each.
/Correct me if I'm wrong?

FTA: "Window dressing such as capping pay packages, which the Bush administration has already caved in to. I've got nothing against withholding golden parachutes from failed executives. But artificially capping the pay of people brought in to lead these wobbly companies back to health is a fine way to tell talented executives to look elsewhere for a job."

That's right, because sacrifice is only for the poor and middle class who sign up with the armed forces and risk their lives to supposedly make America a better and safer place.

The rich should never sacrifice anything to help fix America's problems. That's un-American.

What are we waiting for?

One of my favorite videos ^{(^)}

Shaggy_C: Dude, man...it's like, G13 man. The sticky icky.

Unless it can grow an amazing mouth and blow me, I ain't paying that much for grass.

wage0048: Aeonic_Blue: wee: I'll never understand what the republicans have against legalizing pot. The feds are already growing the stuff. Why not package it up, sell it for $5/10 joints, put the $4.50 tax into the coffers?

Dude! WTF? I ain't paying five bucks for a joint, let alone ten. Seriously. Don't even play at that.


I think he meant $5 for 10 joints, or $.50 each.
/Correct me if I'm wrong?

Well. Seems ridiculously low, but if that was the case, hells yeah.

Hobodeluxe: What are we waiting for?

The overture.

Yeah, that's the mature 21st century method of handling things.

Good ol' 16th century witch burnings.

FTFA: In fact, Paulson is a lame duck. In four months, he is gone. Paulson is asking for the money not for self-aggrandizement but for the same reason Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke and the markets are asking for it: to prevent the American economy from going over a cliff.

so just handing him a blank check with no restrictions as he's allegedly heading out the door would have been a GOOD idea?

I mean, that money would NEVER end up somewhere where he might happen to land a sweet gig shortly thereafter, could it?

like the hanging idea, though. killing's good. it keeps the country Christ-like or something, I hear.

No, I REALLY DO like the hanging idea!

Monday Night Rehabilitation

GoodHomer: FTA: "Window dressing such as capping pay packages, which the Bush administration has already caved in to. I've got nothing against withholding golden parachutes from failed executives. But artificially capping the pay of people brought in to lead these wobbly companies back to health is a fine way to tell talented executives to look elsewhere for a job."

That's right, because sacrifice is only for the poor and middle class who sign up with the armed forces and risk their lives to supposedly make America a better and safer place.

The rich should never sacrifice anything to help fix America's problems. That's un-American.

heh.
yeah. spend a few years resurrecting a major failed bank, most likely for way more than a lot of people dream of ever making, despite the lack of "bonuses". What a waste. You'll never land a multi-million-dollar CEO gig after THAT.

please, think of the second-home-less.

Hang CEO's? What about the idiot Congressmen who passed the law creating the sub-prime loans?

Not a few, ALL. Get them ALL. Get the politicians that enabled them as well. Seize their assets. Seize the assets of their families. Use that money to pay down the debt.

Strap them down to a railroad track and have a sloooow (as in 3 or 4 inches a minute) old school steam locomotive run them over, 1 by 1. Lead off with the least offending parties. Leave the king of the bastards at the very end.

We want BLOOD. We will use our VOTES instead. For now.

Faith Logic Passion: Hang CEO's? What about the idiot Congressmen who passed the law creating the sub-prime loans?

ANOTHER great idea!

keep em' coming folks!

/beers FLP

Enchantrem: Think we could raise the $700bn by selling tickets?

Nah, to get that kind of cash you'd have to put it on Pay Per View and make it a cage match fight to the death.

Well, while we're lining up public executions, I nominate all the dumbshiats that bought a house at a ridiculously high price, and went with an adjustable-rate mortgage because hell, the interest rate number was lower!!

/not even a corporate biatch, farkers.
//this kind of slobbering bloodlust is disgusting

cmcnabb314: burndtdan: the guillotine is much quicker and more humane.


Hangin's too good for 'em. Burnin's too good for 'em. They should be chopped into little pieces and buried alive!

yes but it would have to be from the toes up and with a very rusty ladle

Faith Logic Passion: Hang CEO's? What about the idiot Congressmen who passed the law creating the sub-prime loans?

...and what about the idiot loan officers that approved these loans, and the idiots that took out these loans?

GaryPDX: works for me. I'd even pay to see that.

Ahh. So you like the Communist China approach?

Aeonic_Blue:
//this kind of slobbering bloodlust is disgusting

Say that a year from now.

I think we are onto something.

You know, assassins are always driven by right-wing ideology when they take out a leader. That's a crappy reason to kill somebody, we vote to deal with that (for now).

Revenge on the other hand (for farking up our financial futures) - great reason to kill a leader of gov. corporate America.

Who's volunteering?

whconner4: Who's volunteering?

It has to be someone with a catchy middle name. Successful assassins ALWAYS have a rhythmic flow to their names.

Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet.