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(Sports by Brooks) Cool Nude "Women of Curling" calendar sure to get your stones sliding(Not safe for work-ish)   (sportsbybrooks.com) divider line 31
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lunchinlewis [TotalFark] 2008-09-25 01:33:55 PM  
Useless without the curling Johnsons.

i.a.cnn.net

 
Isotope 2008-09-25 01:44:23 PM  
lunchinlewis: curling Johnsons

*giggle*

 
pfelon 2008-09-25 02:26:44 PM  
lunchinlewis: Useless without the curling Johnsons.

Indeed. The US team is full of hotties. Not sure about those Canadians.

Why is everyone so down on curling? If you've tried it, you realize it's really, really difficult and fun.

 
klparrot 2008-09-25 03:33:47 PM  
pfelon: Why is everyone so down on curling? If you've tried it, you realize it's really, really difficult and fun.

QFT.

/ had my first game of the season last night

 
lunchinlewis [TotalFark] 2008-09-25 03:40:07 PM  
pfelon: Why is everyone so down on curling? If you've tried it, you realize it's really, really difficult and fun.

I play bar shuffleboard. Does that count?

 
moistD 2008-09-25 04:22:16 PM  
Anyone play Monkey Curling in Time Splitters: Future Perfect? Now that is fun!

 
jicon 2008-09-25 04:27:12 PM  
Hurry!!!! Hurry!!!! Hurry Hard!!!!!

 
bacccc 2008-09-25 04:31:15 PM  
There is no "nude".

/America: any skin other than the face = nude

 
mitchcumpstein 2008-09-25 04:32:51 PM  
jicon: Hurry!!!! Hurry!!!! Hurry Hard!!!!!

HARD!!!! HARDER!!!! HARDER!!!!

*spoot*

OFF!!!! OFF!!!! OFF!!!! off!! off... *zzzzz*

 
bubbaprog [TotalFark] 2008-09-25 04:50:13 PM  
Curling's been my favorite winter sport since I came across it in northwest Ohio as a little kid. I went to a lot of BGSU hockey games and they have a curling sheet in the facility.

I'm curious to know which competitors are in the calendar, outside of the two Canadians mentioned in the story. I'm a big fan of Jessica Schultz, myself.

www.usacurl.org

 
tortilla burger 2008-09-25 04:59:05 PM  
Hehe. My favorite part about curling is yelling HAARD!

Otherwise, it's a lot of fun even if you're no good

 
goaliehere 2008-09-25 05:04:56 PM  
bacccc: There is no "nude".

/America: any skin other than the face = nude


Thank you! This is one of my biggest pet peeves. I'm sick of hearing all this stuff about celebs being on the cover of some magazine "nude." You know they're going to be showing skin, but not the goods.

/American

 
mrjared 2008-09-25 05:44:28 PM  
Not nude. Booo.

 
hokie95 2008-09-25 05:48:06 PM  
It could be a list of hot chicks with money who want to bang hokie95 for $10,000,000 per stroke and I wouldn't click a farking sbb link.

That is all.

\easy way to earn $15,000,000.

 
wwffan7385 2008-09-25 05:58:30 PM  
bishymishy.com

 
colin- 2008-09-25 06:21:48 PM  
hokie95: It could be a list of hot chicks with money who want to bang hokie95 for $10,000,000 per stroke and I wouldn't click a farking sbb link.

That is all.

\easy way to earn $15,000,000.


You, sir, just gave me my first laugh of the day.

 
OyleSylck [TotalFark] 2008-09-25 06:32:15 PM  
bubbaprog: I'm curious to know which competitors are in the calendar, outside of the two Canadians mentioned in the story. I'm a big fan of Jessica Schultz, myself.

From another article about the subject:

Also posing for the calendar are Denmark's Camilla Jensen, the Toth sisters, Claudia and Karina, of Austria, Giorgia Apollonio and Sonia Dibona of Itala, Germany's Anna Hartelt and Daniela Jentsch, Fabienne Fuerbringer of Switzerland, Kasia Selwant of Poland, Kim Brewster of Scotland and former world junior champ Linn Githmark of Norway.

 
RandomExcess 2008-09-25 06:41:34 PM  
Curling is chess on ice. Chess should be in the OlympicsTM.

 
OyleSylck [TotalFark] 2008-09-25 06:45:01 PM  
I just GIS some of the curlers. I can definitely see some "hit and roll" potential.

OyleSylck: Kasia Selwant of Poland

GIS'ing Kasia Selwand (alternate spelling) reveals this:
NSFW! Massive side boob

 
pfelon 2008-09-25 06:48:08 PM  
I may buy this.

 
rev_zeolite 2008-09-25 07:07:50 PM  
Not too shabby, Jennifer Jones:

www.lawyersweekly.ca

 
JDAT 2008-09-25 08:16:55 PM  
Curling??? Hell, I just thought those chicks were cleaning up the ice cuz the zamboni was out of order.

 
RainingLemur 2008-09-25 09:24:58 PM  
Ice marbles. Fun.

 
fmanning 2008-09-26 12:57:10 AM  
Any idea who is on the cover? That is one nice dumper!

 
fmanning 2008-09-26 01:15:16 AM  
hehe, just answered my own question

Austrian skip Claudia Toth
pub.tv2.no

 
Raging_Rabbit 2008-09-26 06:08:55 AM  
Curling? Are you FARKING kidding me?

 
CastorPimp 2008-09-26 09:04:52 AM  
fmanning: hehe, just answered my own question

Austrian skip Claudia Toth


enjoy your ban.

 
HappyDaddy 2008-09-26 10:47:09 AM  
Jones made a draw to bite the button to score two in the second end, then made the shot of the championship in the third, a triple-takeout to force Kleibrink to blank. Kleibrink was looking good for at least two, but her first shot of the end, an attempted straight-back raise to sit three, failed to curl enough and set up a tasty angle for Jones.

 
Rectum damn near killed em 2008-09-26 11:18:21 AM  
CastorPimp: fmanning: hehe, just answered my own question

Austrian skip Claudia Toth

enjoy your ban.


That's an elbow, son.

 
sojourner 2008-09-26 01:23:24 PM  
Don't google Rhona Martin. Trust me on this one.

/Knows you will.

 
Funbags 2008-09-26 01:51:24 PM  
Hmm, this one is hard.

I'd slide down it while vigorously brooming.

Nope, can't make it sound dirty.

 
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