What are trinkies?

Fark-the-Fnord: What are trinkies?

Exactly what I came in here to ask.

/one trinkie to go please!

ie. it's going to be another shiatty pale lager.

patrick767: ie. it's going to be another shiatty pale lager.

Yep, more fizzy yellow shiat.

Ah so?

Rolling Kid Rock Beer?
Could it possibly worse than his music?

Translation: Kid Rock eager to slap his "brand" on anything while he still has the faintest of name recognition.

Mmmmm....trinkies.

Trinkie?

If Kid Rock is involved, it will taste like Warren Zevon's rotting corpse.

coming from kid rock, i'm guessing it will taste just like another beer i've tasted before, only weaker.

GIS for trinkies.

fark...where everyone gets a second chance to make a first impression

Maybe it'll be really good beer and impress everyone and Kid Rock will personally work as the brewmaster and take care to insure that all of the beer that is bottled under his name is quality beer.

Or probably not.

Maybe an aftertaste of the old HEP-C from Pamela in the beer.

Trinkies, Huu-Huus, and Dang Dungs are all part of a complete briakfast.

/so a Little Chocolate Doughnerts

probably be about as good as "Billy" beer was!

Ugh...Kid Rock, just ugh...

I don't know what a trinkie is. Could it be similar to a twinkie?

Say did anyone notice that Subby misspelled...oh. Well, carry on then.

"pleather?"

BlackArt: If Kid Rock is involved, it will taste like Warren Zevon's rotting corpse.

Nah. Knowing Kid Rock, he'll just mix MGD with Pabst Blue Ribbon inside of a Michelob bottle and throw his own label on it. You know, like in real life.

"Music artists shouldn't get political"
"Buy my beer!"
"Settle your differences in the Waffle House parking lot!"

/Bob Ritchie is no Gene Simmons

Exactly when did this farkwit annoint himself the True American Rock and Roller (TM)? Didn't he make crappy kiddie rap once?

Not impressed .....

I hope it is available in 40s.

one more brand of beer by a rocker no less..

just another well-intended contribution to society...


or more likely one more way to get farked up.

Is one required to listen to his music at the same time?

RevLovejoy: Exactly when did this farkwit annoint himself the True American Rock and Roller (TM)? Didn't he make crappy kiddie rap once?

The American Bad Ass?! Never!!

Fark-the-Fnord: What are trinkies?

ditto

so yeah, yum, a "beer" named after a "rock" "star"

the actual headline has potential: "Kid Rock launches beer" sounds like a normal Saturday night for him.

Why is Kid Rock famous?

I don't care if he's a scuzzy semi-retarded no-talent famewhore. I'd still do him on the pool table after closing time. And I'd enjoy it.

MY NAME IS BOB!!!

Desquamation: The American Bad Ass?! Never!!

Holy shiat, he's Kid from Kid N'Play! Now that Sweet Home Alabama/Steppenwolf monster of a song makes absolutely no sense!

DBrandisNC: Trinkie?

someonelse: I don't care if he's a scuzzy semi-retarded no-talent famewhore. I'd still do him on the pool table after closing time. And I'd enjoy it.

Actually, I think the first part sort of blends seamlessly into the second. The third maybe not so much.

Guntram Shatterhand: Desquamation: The American Bad Ass?! Never!!

Holy shiat, he's Kid from Kid N'Play! Now that Sweet Home Alabama/Steppenwolf Warren Zevon monster of a song makes absolutely no sense!

FTFY

/give credit where credit is due.