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(The Sub-Standard) Sad Sheryl Crow's career plunges to the point where she's playing Canadian backwaters on Tuesday nights, places where reviewers say stuff like, "Leaving Las Vegas is a soulful ditty - I think it could be made into a movie"   (thewhig.com) divider line 26
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Howard Finkelstein [TotalFark] 2008-09-24 02:51:03 PM  
Hmm... review and record sales didn't seem to imply her career has "plunged", but *shrugs*

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-09-24 02:57:59 PM  
"Canadian backwaters"

yafh.com

Hey! Don't f*ck with Kingston, buddy!

 
ju66l3r [TotalFark] 2008-09-24 03:17:29 PM  
*Maybe*, just *maybe*, the reviewer just Ebert'd you.

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2008-09-24 03:23:49 PM  
www.stltoday.comwww.ronlund.com

 
theurge14 2008-09-24 06:02:03 PM  
Does Sheryl Crow's aging face have, ahem, crows feet?

Let me know, ladies.

 
peewinkle 2008-09-24 06:09:56 PM  
Wasn't she that girl that played the hooker in Leaving Las Vegas?

/well, she should have

 
shadowself 2008-09-24 06:22:03 PM  
Excellent, a Sheryl Crow thread. Come on, fellow Kevin Gilbert fans - bash away. She deserves it.

(By the way, the venue she played last night is the same one at which I am seeing Blue Man Group tonight.)

 
LonMead 2008-09-24 06:27:29 PM  
Must be having problems with her usual songwriting/album recording formula:

1) find talented musician
2) sleep with him
3) get him to (produce/co-write/perform on) 9 of the 10 songs on the album
4) break up with him
5) take all the credit for writing all the songs herself
6) lather, rinse, repeat

 
redface 2008-09-24 06:52:09 PM  
Subby's headline made me lol really hard, which sucks because my ribs ache fierce. Ouch.

 
Faux Shizzle 2008-09-24 07:14:44 PM  
How dare you refer to the home of The Tragically Hip that way?

Er, now that I think about it, I see where you're going with this. Carry on submitter.

 
HempHead 2008-09-24 07:44:10 PM  
Faux Shizzle: How dare you refer to the home of The Tragically Hip that way?

Er, now that I think about it, I see where you're going with this. Carry on submitter.


Also the birthplace of Bryan Adams!www.betterthanslicedbread.info

 
missiv 2008-09-24 08:39:10 PM  
shadowself: Excellent, a Sheryl Crow thread. Come on, fellow Kevin Gilbert fans - bash away. She deserves it.

(By the way, the venue she played last night is the same one at which I am seeing Blue Man Group tonight.)


This. shiat comes back, and she kind of deserves what she's made. I don't wish bad on people, but...

 
betasp 2008-09-24 10:12:58 PM  
So when does the country album come out?

 
amishkarl 2008-09-24 10:36:30 PM  
a backwater? there's more than 100 000 people that would argue that against that.

ok, so its not new york, but it's not the middle of nowhere either

 
amishkarl 2008-09-24 10:37:37 PM  
and i should preview before posting

/sigh

 
Kali-Yuga 2008-09-24 10:49:20 PM  
HempHead:
Also the birthplace of Bryan Adams!


gossipgonewild.com
Now, now, the Canadian Government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!

 
Ignorant McNugget 2008-09-25 12:04:58 AM  
HempHead: Faux Shizzle: How dare you refer to the home of The Tragically Hip that way?

Er, now that I think about it, I see where you're going with this. Carry on submitter.

Also the birthplace of Bryan Adams!


Fools! Everyone knows Bryan Adams was born behind a discotheque in Vienna.

/can't think of a Kevin Gilbert joke today

 
misery faded 2008-09-25 02:08:38 AM  
Sheryl Crow is awesome.

 
Marisyana 2008-09-25 09:02:33 AM  
misery faded: Sheryl Crow is awesomely untalented.

FTFY

 
farkrafter 2008-09-25 11:47:56 AM  
Kingston- hometown to the T Hip!

Backwater? I think not.

 
misery faded 2008-09-25 12:16:42 PM  
Marisyana:I reject your reality and substitute my own.



FTFY

 
Marisyana 2008-09-25 12:27:46 PM  
misery faded

I LOL'd.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2008-09-25 12:34:50 PM  
Faux Shizzle: How dare you refer to the home of The Tragically Hip that way?

Er, now that I think about it, I see where you're going with this. Carry on submitter.


Some day I hope some Canuck will explain Canada's national obsession with that band. I've heard 'em, and they just sounded incredibly generic. Nothing especially awful OR memorable. It just instantly fades into the background.

 
skippytheferret 2008-09-25 02:06:08 PM  
SHeryl Crow is a pompous douche. Seriously I want to jam a meat thermometer in her ear just so she can stop playing the crap she calls music.

Kingston...I am currently married to a girl born in Kingston. I got the bruises to prove it, they breed good right hooks there.

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-09-26 02:38:45 PM  
Didn't she tour with Obama?

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2008-09-26 09:24:29 PM  
Did she play the P4W?

Next stop Casino Rama for Sheryl.

Kingston home to white trash, kids of privilege and convicts.

Rich kids and too much beer.
www.e-filler.ca

 
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