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(The News & Observer (NC)) Obvious News flash of the day: Clay Aiken announces he's gay   (newsobserver.com) divider line 158
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Whamdangler 2008-09-23 06:41:09 PM  
No way!

 
Bob_Laublaw [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 06:43:02 PM  
I KNEW IT!!11!!

You owe me $50, Whamdangler. In Canadian funds.

 
akugyaku 2008-09-23 06:43:16 PM  
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Mediocre-Photoshops-Incorporated 2008-09-23 06:44:57 PM  
home.comcast.net

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-23 06:45:44 PM  
News flash of the day: Clay Aiken announces he's NOT gay

now that would be more apropos for a news flash.

 
Whamdangler 2008-09-23 06:45:50 PM  
Bob_Laublaw: You owe me $50, Whamdangler. In Canadian funds.

/flips over a quarter and two pennies.

 
433 [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 06:45:53 PM  
That's fabulous!

 
kitryne [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 06:48:57 PM  
i133.photobucket.com

I hope he's prepared for TEH WRATH.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 06:52:12 PM  
Wait till his elderly female fan base finds out about Richard Simmons.

 
Green Discharge 2008-09-23 06:54:41 PM  
www.bluelinecomics.com

 
baorao 2008-09-23 06:55:19 PM  
do you think he is attracted to Martin Short?

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-09-23 06:58:07 PM  
The Obvious tag now has to be retired after this since nothing will ever top this story in the history of 'No shiat.'

 
TheAuldTriangle [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 06:59:22 PM  
I want to know how the Westboro Baptist Church will spin this.

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:00:27 PM  
TheAuldTriangle: I want to know how the Westboro Baptist Church will spin this.

Rabid Claymates will tear them to pieces.

 
mr_bunny [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:01:34 PM  
TheAuldTriangle: I want to know how the Westboro Baptist Church will spin this.

Hopefully with some sparkles and glitter followed by jazz hands.

Because everybody likes jazz hands.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:03:30 PM  
NeverDrunk23: The Obvious tag now has to be retired after this since nothing will ever top this story in the history of 'No shiat.'

Republicans found to be corrupt. Pander to base. Hypocrites.

 
bringbackwhatshappening 2008-09-23 07:03:56 PM  
NOOOOOOOOO WAI!

 
ruta [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:04:05 PM  
img1.fark.net He is the spitting image of k.d. lang.

 
bakedtater_2000 [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:04:47 PM  
Won't someone think of the Claymates!

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:06:31 PM  
bakedtater_2000: Won't someone think of the Claymates!

They like to play in the mud right?

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:09:55 PM  
Aiken recently fathered a child with Jaymes Foster, a music-industry veteran. The couple conceived the child through in vitro fertilization.

Next up: Jaymes Foster is male. The name couldn't have possibly given that away ;)

 
Bob_Laublaw [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:14:14 PM  
baorao: do you think he is attracted to Martin Short?

Who amongst us isn't?

 
The Great EZE [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:14:47 PM  
HE'S STILL STRAIGHT TO MEEEEEEE!

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:16:10 PM  
I thought he was already out of the closet...

Serious.

 
rewind2846 2008-09-23 07:17:17 PM  
FFFAAAAAAABBBUUUULLOOOUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!
/two snaps up

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:18:05 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: They like to play in the mud right?

I just fudged myself laughing.....

 
Howie Spankowitz [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:19:32 PM  
Well, this will certainly have a negative impact on his Mixed Martial Arts career.

/if I see one pic of him with his new "soulmate" Richard Simmons in Us magazine, I'm punching the nearest redhead

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-09-23 07:23:34 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: NeverDrunk23: The Obvious tag now has to be retired after this since nothing will ever top this story in the history of 'No shiat.'

Republicans found to be corrupt. Pander to base. Hypocrites.

Hmmmm....no, no. Even that won't top this. At least Clay was honest with himself.

 
BKITU [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:27:09 PM  
Whamdangler: Bob_Laublaw: You owe me $50, Whamdangler. In Canadian funds.

/flips over a quarter and two pennies.

Not exactly. Extreme parity we Canadian dollar also. $1 US = 1.0006 Canadian. (new window)

/One of my all-time faves.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-09-23 07:27:20 PM  
In other breaking celebrity news, Mel Brooks is finally going to announce that he's Jewish.

 
Bob_Laublaw [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:30:43 PM  
Bill_Wick's_Friend: In other breaking celebrity news, Mel Brooks is finally going to announce that he's Jewish.

A-HA! So that's why he's so funny!

 
moonscatter [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:31:01 PM  
I know this is "not news, its fark.com" but wouldn't this qualify as so not-not news?

 
moonscatter [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:32:07 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: bakedtater_2000: Won't someone think of the Claymates!

They like to play in the mud right?

evidently, so does he.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:32:14 PM  
somebody had a clue-
i96.photobucket.com



Bill_Wick's_Friend: In other breaking celebrity news, Mel Brooks is finally going to announce that he's Jewish.

harrrumph.

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:33:54 PM  
So when does Taylor Hicks make his big announcement?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:40:19 PM  
Aiken recently fathered a child with Jaymes Foster, a music-industry veteran. The couple conceived the child through in vitro fertilization

So which one took the turkey baster?

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 07:43:21 PM  
Soo I guess he won't feel too bad about wearing this now:

homepage.mac.com

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-09-23 08:08:44 PM  
NO?! REALLY?!

/rips down her Tiger Beat posters in angry rage

 
mjoven1975 [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 08:11:40 PM  
ruta: He is the spitting image of k.d. lang.

I see that a little bit, but he looks just like Barry Manilow to me.

ap.google.com

www.lasvegas-nv.com

 
pestluvr 2008-09-23 08:12:02 PM  
Geez, even Anne Frank woulda seen that coming.

/not obscure

 
arsonik 2008-09-23 08:12:09 PM  
i121.photobucket.com

/had to be done...

 
mylonitic 2008-09-23 08:13:43 PM  
elvisaintdead: Bill_Wick's_Friend: In other breaking celebrity news, Mel Brooks is finally going to announce that he's Jewish.

harrrumph.

Harrrumph.

/I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy.

 
Mattevil 2008-09-23 08:15:04 PM  
Anybody have that pic of him grabbing a girl's boobs?

 
down4afall 2008-09-23 08:15:21 PM  
This is less like coming out of the closet and more like coming out of an Ikea clear plastic stand-up storage box.

 
Mattevil 2008-09-23 08:15:59 PM  
Nevermind
www.calicocat.com
/hotlinked

 
bighairyguy [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 08:16:13 PM  
img72.imageshack.us

 
who la gan 2008-09-23 08:17:18 PM  
Geez, even Anne Frank woulda seen that coming.

/not obscure

Awesome

 
mccordo 2008-09-23 08:18:11 PM  
pestluvr: Geez, even Anne Frank Helen Keller woulda seen that coming.

/not obscure

FTFY

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-09-23 08:18:53 PM  
pestluvr: Geez, even Anne Frank woulda seen that coming.

/not obscure

Um, don't you mean Helen Keller?

 
Stacked Librarian 2008-09-23 08:20:24 PM  
mccordo: pestluvr: Geez, even Anne Frank Helen Keller woulda seen that coming.

/not obscure

FTFY

It's cool, I'm taking it back!

 
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