From what the article says, it sounds like they already busted "mommie dearest".

I was wondering where I left that.

That kid is hardcore

Kid better have my money.

Hello, I'm with last week's news, thank you for your time

//Oklahoma sucks

I have done a chick in that state before.....

Well, if it was PBR, it's child abuse, cut and dry.

If it was Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat, nothing to see here.

/What?

Didn't this just happen in Florida last week?

She still tried to grab the beer-filled baby bottle so she could continue drinking, court papers say.

Way to stay classy biatch

Heroic Poser, you owe me a new keyboard!

/That pic never gets old! :D

Mother of the year front runner right here...Any other candidates I should be aware of?

Adame faces up to life in prison and a $5,000 fine if convicted.

And if she doesn't pay the fine, what then? Extend the sentence?

Adame faces up to life in prison and a $5,000 fine if convicted.

Wow, a $5,000 fine, that's harsh!

I didn't know that Gerber brewed beer.

1. A 3-year old drinking from a bottle? WTF?
2. They revived the mom who stopped breathing from such high levels of intoxication?
3. Twenty bucks says she'll get the kid back within 6 months.

That is sad. I feel bad for that baby...
And three years old on a bottle? My son just turned two and drinks from a regular cup.

Britney Spears?

/DNRTFA

Life in prison? really?

You liberals and your hoity-toity child-raising techniques. Hey, the kid had liquid in his bottle and that's the important thing. Plus, people are always complaining that kids don't get enough exercise outside in the fresh air. C'mon, what more do you want?

In Oklahoma, this isn't even close to the worst parenting there is.

Yeah, at least put the kid on a leash or get one of those invisible fences.

She stopped breathing en route to a local hospital because she was so intoxicated.

And they resuscitated her why?

\aisle seat, near the fire, please

This is why I support abortions. I don't really care about freedom or choice so much, it's just fewer kids for fewer shiatty parents.


/Not to threadjack or anything...

Chalker1123: This is why I support abortions. I don't really care about freedom or choice so much, it's just fewer kids for fewer shiatty parents.


/Not to threadjack or anything...

I'm betting Momma Barfly is anti-choice. Unfortunately, people who chose to have abortions have considered the consequences, and this biatch obviously has numbed the part of her brain that thinks through problems.

So drunk that she stopped breathing, provided her toddler with beer, let it wander freely like a free-range chicken, and then tried to take back the bottle to keep the party going.

Simply amazing. There has to be some kind of award for this level of farkuppery. How is this not in Florida?

Chalker1123: This is why I support abortions. I don't really care about freedom or choice so much, it's just fewer kids for fewer shiatty parents.


/Not to threadjack or anything...
Why abort perfectly healthy kids when we could instead "abort" adults like his mother?

/At least we know shes already a failure

Stay classy OKC


Maybe next time the bomb will be bigger



/// Window seat in the smoking section please

The beer can was obviously a marker so they'd know which kid was theirs.

Eh, Oklahoma. I live here and I admit this place blows. Every building on a street is either a church, credit union or a fast food joint.

/not even a sooner fan
//90% of their fans are so Trashy
///yeah we have a NBA Team...pretty sure they are going to turn that into a hillbilly team in a few years.

Oldiron_79 - I have done a chick in that state before.....

Drunken or Oklahoma?

cretinbob: Stay classy OKC


Maybe next time the bomb will be bigger



/// Window seat in the smoking section please

Wow, just wow. A farking story that can happen anywhere in the US and you say something that juvenile? You really outclassed the article there.

I hate to say this because I'm sure you have some witty retort if you ever come back to this thread, but I did lose two friends in that bombing. One with a pregnant wife at home. Ah forget it, internet funny men such as yourself aren't worth the farking time.

/should I stay for the veal and some 9/11 jokes?
//jackass

Dad?

Birth control. It's easily obtained and often times free and this BS still happens. This is why people should need a license to breed.

FTA:
She still tried to grab the beer-filled baby bottle so she could continue drinking, court papers say.

arrest the biatch! she tried to steal alcohol from a baby!

CelesX: That is sad. I feel bad for that baby...
And three years old on a bottle? My son just turned two and drinks from a regular cup.

I also weep for the poor child. I know a couple that has a 4 yo son and he is still using the bottle and a Binky. You should see this poor kids teeth. He is also still in diapers. The parents aren't drunks or meth heads. Don't know wtf their problem is.

To all mothers and fathers.

Your child is not your mate, when you get drunk you don't shout them a beer.

OK?

that's horrible, i would never let my kid drink any younger than 5.

Mom....????

Oldiron_79: I have done a chick in that state before.....

Hey! Me too!! And I'm looking forward to doing it again, maybe even tonight.

theoriginalslash: In Oklahoma, this isn't even close to the worst parenting there is.

This, totally this.

Q: Why doesn't Texas drift into the Gulf?

A: Because Oklahoma sucks so hard.

Parent Licenses.

That is all.

If only it were that three year old from Florida!

Peacedog: cretinbob: Stay classy OKC


Maybe next time the bomb will be bigger



/// Window seat in the smoking section please

Wow, just wow. A farking story that can happen anywhere in the US and you say something that juvenile? You really outclassed the article there.

I hate to say this because I'm sure you have some witty retort if you ever come back to this thread, but I did lose two friends in that bombing. One with a pregnant wife at home. Ah forget it, internet funny men such as yourself aren't worth the farking time.

/should I stay for the veal and some 9/11 jokes?
//jackass


You must be new around here.

Asshatery is an olympic event on fark.

/but it can be entertaining at times.