Go Westerburg High!

He's got to motor if he's gonna make it to that funeral.

"I love my dead gay son."

/nice headline subtard

What's to fight about? He juiced. End of argument.

/dnrtfa

THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF KNIVES WERE BANNNEDED!!!!!!

If you RTFA, you'll see that this incident was really over cutting in line

You can ban knives, but nothing will stop a shank on a mission.

yeah i don't understand a single post so far.

:D

moosen: yeah i don't understand a single post so far.

:D

Do fish get thirsty? Take the dumb test now.

Even though there is a slight risk of a stabbing, I still confront line cutters.

I love Big Macs. I am actually really, really sad that they closed the McD's in the STL CWE...

I lol'd
+1 subby

moosen: yeah i don't understand a single post so far.

:D

Then think HARDER!

/seriously, I'm getting high off the second-hand smoke pouring out of your ears

I'm lovin' it!

/DRTFA
/Those plastic knifes are dangerous!

Wanted for questioning


/Keeps the hotlink hot and the cool link cool

Two all beef patties, special sauce, stabby stab ...

I can see that area from my office window right now so I'm getting a kick...

Seriously though, some clientele at that McDonalds is trashy as hell. In fact, that whole west-side stretch of Swanston Street between Flinders Street Station and Bourke Street just has a dodgy vibe to it. Doesn't surprise me that a petty argument like that blew out of proportion and got all stabby in that area.

Don't know why it is, maybe it's because it's in front of the main train station, but that area just seems to have a high concetration of drifters, crazies, and general weirdos. I tend to avoid eye contact in that area, though it's otherwise safe enought to just walk through if you're minding your own business. It pays to minimize interactions with the wildlife though, particularly negative interactions. It's the sort of place where you'd be wise to avoid confrontation even if it means not standing up for yourself and unfairly yielding your place in the line and such, just for the sake of self-preservation, as TFA illustrates.

"Excuse me...do you have any Big Mac...AUGH!! WHAT THE FARK ARE YOU DOING!!??!

Ergh. That part of Melbourne. That little stretch along Swanston Street seems to be the junkfood and lowlife precinct of the city.

Wait, wait, wait!

I've been in a Big Mac fight before but I was 19 and in the Marines. I was very far from my home and had a snout full of non-domestic beer.

The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!

I never thought someone might actually fight for, or over, such crap.

Wow. (Haven't had a Big Mac Since.)

/I'm throwin' it!

Poo_Fight:
The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!

Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

Barakku: Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

What's your point?

Poo_Fight: Barakku: Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

What's your point?

Poo_Fight: The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!


Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other
Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other

/Seemed blatant to me, maybe not if you aren't thinking about your name :D

Men have killed for less.

Barakku: Poo_Fight: Barakku: Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

What's your point?

Poo_Fight: The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!


Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other
Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other

/Seemed blatant to me, maybe not if you aren't thinking about your name :D

LOL

Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. (As if I'm not on any other night.)

Yes, It truly was a Poo_Fight! (Well done.)

(Seriously kids. Go outside more often, avoid corporate [ahem] 'food'.)

This thread is just a big barrel full o' WTF

From now on, when I see a head line related to knives or stabbings I'm going to shamelessly link to this video.

For the record, I study MBC and think it's the cat's meow in the world of practical knife combatives.

Well, I'm sort of glad that this one didn't occur in St. Louis.... It seems that people have been getting pretty hostile at burger joints around here lately.

/some guy was screaming at my girlfriend in a McD's drive thru for no apparent reason just last night.

I laughed at the submitter's creative joke. The MacDonald's hamburgers truly aren't as nutritious as many other foods. Legumes, for example, are a great source of nutrition. I'd like to see one of the standup comedians do a routine on MacDonald's various foods, and how they are inferior in many ways to other food sources.
Very funny head line, submitter!

How about those double cheeseburgers? it should be a crime cuz how come they're so CHEAP? how do they do it? VOLUME! and processed meats from third world countries

Why do people spell it MacDonalds. You sound like my grandma motherfarker!! it's like when people call KFC 'Kentucky.' God I'm so angry.

OMG, you guys fail. NO 1 posted the Hamburglar



Rabble Rabble Rabble

calling a big mac a "burger" is like calling an eggo a "waffle".

someone with some skillz needs to shop that dude who sez "I'd hit that"...
You'll know what to do.