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(Abc.net.au) Scary Man stabbed during fight over Big Mac. Still healthier than if he had eaten the burger   (abc.net.au) divider line 37
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culebra 2008-09-21 09:44:06 PM  
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monty666 [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:47:27 PM  
Go Westerburg High!

 
naveline 2008-09-21 09:49:26 PM  
He's got to motor if he's gonna make it to that funeral.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:20:54 PM  
"I love my dead gay son."

/nice headline subtard

 
Drongo3 [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:36:14 PM  
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What's to fight about? He juiced. End of argument.

/dnrtfa

 
Galaxy of Prawns 2008-09-21 11:26:32 PM  
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF KNIVES WERE BANNNEDED!!!!!!

 
jerky on the veldt 2008-09-21 11:29:21 PM  
If you RTFA, you'll see that this incident was really over cutting in line

 
Nixon737 2008-09-21 11:29:56 PM  
You can ban knives, but nothing will stop a shank on a mission.

 
moosen 2008-09-21 11:29:56 PM  
yeah i don't understand a single post so far.

:D

 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat 2008-09-21 11:33:50 PM  
moosen: yeah i don't understand a single post so far.

:D


Do fish get thirsty? Take the dumb test now.

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-09-21 11:34:07 PM  
Even though there is a slight risk of a stabbing, I still confront line cutters.

I love Big Macs. I am actually really, really sad that they closed the McD's in the STL CWE...

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 11:35:10 PM  
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snowjack 2008-09-21 11:35:16 PM  
I lol'd
+1 subby

 
Scifientologist 2008-09-21 11:35:47 PM  
moosen: yeah i don't understand a single post so far.

:D


Then think HARDER!

/seriously, I'm getting high off the second-hand smoke pouring out of your ears

 
monkey muffin 2008-09-21 11:35:47 PM  
I'm lovin' it!

/DRTFA
/Those plastic knifes are dangerous!

 
scrumpy7 2008-09-21 11:37:10 PM  
Wanted for questioning
www.theonion.com

/Keeps the hotlink hot and the cool link cool

 
boobsrgood [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 11:37:12 PM  
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Telephone Sanitizer Second Class 2008-09-21 11:40:15 PM  
Two all beef patties, special sauce, stabby stab ...

 
Melgania 2008-09-21 11:41:01 PM  
I can see that area from my office window right now so I'm getting a kick...

Seriously though, some clientele at that McDonalds is trashy as hell. In fact, that whole west-side stretch of Swanston Street between Flinders Street Station and Bourke Street just has a dodgy vibe to it. Doesn't surprise me that a petty argument like that blew out of proportion and got all stabby in that area.

Don't know why it is, maybe it's because it's in front of the main train station, but that area just seems to have a high concetration of drifters, crazies, and general weirdos. I tend to avoid eye contact in that area, though it's otherwise safe enought to just walk through if you're minding your own business. It pays to minimize interactions with the wildlife though, particularly negative interactions. It's the sort of place where you'd be wise to avoid confrontation even if it means not standing up for yourself and unfairly yielding your place in the line and such, just for the sake of self-preservation, as TFA illustrates.

 
Heroic Poser 2008-09-21 11:41:05 PM  
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"Excuse me...do you have any Big Mac...AUGH!! WHAT THE FARK ARE YOU DOING!!??!

 
emjoi 2008-09-21 11:44:22 PM  
Ergh. That part of Melbourne. That little stretch along Swanston Street seems to be the junkfood and lowlife precinct of the city.

 
Poo_Fight 2008-09-21 11:48:40 PM  
Wait, wait, wait!

I've been in a Big Mac fight before but I was 19 and in the Marines. I was very far from my home and had a snout full of non-domestic beer.

The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!

I never thought someone might actually fight for, or over, such crap.

Wow. (Haven't had a Big Mac Since.)

/I'm throwin' it!

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 11:59:29 PM  
Poo_Fight:
The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!


Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

 
Poo_Fight 2008-09-22 12:06:48 AM  
Barakku: Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

What's your point?

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-22 12:11:04 AM  
Poo_Fight: Barakku: Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

What's your point?


Poo_Fight: The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!


Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other

Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other


/Seemed blatant to me, maybe not if you aren't thinking about your name :D

 
galewgleason 2008-09-22 12:11:06 AM  
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Men have killed for less.

 
Poo_Fight 2008-09-22 12:17:11 AM  
Barakku: Poo_Fight: Barakku: Yeah, "Big Macs." We believe you.

What's your point?

Poo_Fight: The fight consisted of us battling each other WITH Big Macs by throwing them at each other!


Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other
Poo_Fight
throwing them at each other

/Seemed blatant to me, maybe not if you aren't thinking about your name :D


LOL

Sorry, I'm a little slow tonight. (As if I'm not on any other night.)

Yes, It truly was a Poo_Fight! (Well done.)

(Seriously kids. Go outside more often, avoid corporate [ahem] 'food'.)

 
Cappalotti 2008-09-22 12:23:00 AM  
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seveword 2008-09-22 12:33:42 AM  
This thread is just a big barrel full o' WTF

 
leehuaitu 2008-09-22 12:46:27 AM  
From now on, when I see a head line related to knives or stabbings I'm going to shamelessly link to this video.

For the record, I study MBC and think it's the cat's meow in the world of practical knife combatives.

 
supernova903 2008-09-22 01:05:48 AM  
Well, I'm sort of glad that this one didn't occur in St. Louis.... It seems that people have been getting pretty hostile at burger joints around here lately.

/some guy was screaming at my girlfriend in a McD's drive thru for no apparent reason just last night.

 
crinz83 2008-09-22 02:39:12 AM  
I laughed at the submitter's creative joke. The MacDonald's hamburgers truly aren't as nutritious as many other foods. Legumes, for example, are a great source of nutrition. I'd like to see one of the standup comedians do a routine on MacDonald's various foods, and how they are inferior in many ways to other food sources.
Very funny head line, submitter!

 
byukid 2008-09-22 03:18:33 AM  
How about those double cheeseburgers? it should be a crime cuz how come they're so CHEAP? how do they do it? VOLUME! and processed meats from third world countries

 
opentin1 2008-09-22 04:46:50 AM  
Why do people spell it MacDonalds. You sound like my grandma motherfarker!! it's like when people call KFC 'Kentucky.' God I'm so angry.

 
Rhames 2008-09-22 09:50:55 AM  
OMG, you guys fail. NO 1 posted the Hamburglar

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Rabble Rabble Rabble

 
hard2bnice 2008-09-22 09:55:26 AM  
calling a big mac a "burger" is like calling an eggo a "waffle".

 
Arbus_Khan 2008-09-22 10:23:16 AM  
someone with some skillz needs to shop that dude who sez "I'd hit that"...
You'll know what to do.

 
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