Dead driver found with beercan in his hand. He told you he was hardcore

Beer can is now one word?

/didn't get that memo

So................ ...was alcohol involved?

Hawera teenager Hamish Ray Bourke who was killed in a head-on crash with a milk tanker on Saturday night, was not found in the wreckage with a can of beer in his hand.

Reading comprehension -1

But +1 for a ripper reference.

Yes but did he spill it?

It appears the story has been edited in the past few hours.

/subby

He's doing it wrong.

Someone's supposed to hold it while's he's telling them to watch this.

I thought it was illegal to interrupt your drinking with a car.

Hardcore would be if one of his pals that survived the crash reached over and dragged the rigor-stiffening arm up to drink the last dregs of his dead friend's beer.

/Harcore!

oh ripper, u will be missed.

+1 for the ripper reference

There was a dead wild cat and a bottle of beer that had been...that had never been opened...and I drank the beer

If he was found with a bottle of vodka in his hand while sucking on a bottle of Xanax, I might've been impressed...

From TFA:
"It appeared alcohol was not involved but fatigue might have been a factor, he said."

So, um, WTF?

+1 for The Simpsons reference

I'M FARKIN...
I told you I was hardcore.
Haven't heard a ripper reference in a long time.
Newfags can't ripper.

Here, hold my beer.

Ripper?

Got Milk???

Okato Constable Richard Corry said another driver heading towards Okato saw the car career into the river.

End of career.

Hawera teenager Hamish Ray Bourke was killed in a head-on crash with a milk tanker on State Highway 3 about 9.30pm, Saturday.

Milk does a body, good.

Did he have a grip of alcohol?

/lol ripper

From a different report:
A teenager killed in a head-on crash in Taranaki on Saturday night had a beer can in his hand when rescue workers found his body in the mangled wreckage, say police.

Hamish Ray Bourke, 17, of Hawera, was killed in a head-on collision with a milk tanker on State Highway 3 south of Hawera about 9.30pm on Saturday night.

Senior Constable Mark Brown told the Taranaki Daily News that when the car was removed from under the tanker, Mr Bourke, the driver and sole occupant, was dead and still holding a can of beer.

I used to work with Brandon Vedas, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/drugs are bad, especially for good kids that don't know better.

patagoniantoothfish: From a different report:
A teenager killed in a head-on crash in Taranaki on Saturday night had a beer can in his hand when rescue workers found his body in the mangled wreckage, say police.

Hamish Ray Bourke, 17, of Hawera, was killed in a head-on collision with a milk tanker on State Highway 3 south of Hawera about 9.30pm on Saturday night.

Senior Constable Mark Brown told the Taranaki Daily News that when the car was removed from under the tanker, Mr Bourke, the driver and sole occupant, was dead and still holding a can of beer.

Shenanigans.
I call shenanigans.
In California, they've already banned smoking, cellphones, and alcohol. Makes me wonder what they're going to go after next?
Did anyone really think MADD would just disband and go away once they got BAC levels down to homeopathic levels?

ok, I RTFA and I see none of this business about a beer can

/do they make handbaskets with aisle seats?

zapp, if only your attention to detail in the comments section on fark was as good.

There's my leg. I wonder if there's any beer in that can.

it would be even MORE hardcore if his surviving pal cut the dead stomach open and drank what was in there, since it wasn't going to do the dead guy any good anymore.