Well, the outcome would have been different if he'd been playing this (new window)

They charged her? He must not have been playing jazz flute, because she could have stabbed him, humiliated his corpse and then set fire to his remains and she'd still have walked.

/disapproves

To be fair though, it was a flute...

I'm not saying she should have stabbed him... but I understand.

One time at band camp....

Holy shiat. I picked an awesome city to go to school in.

But everyone loves the skinflute!

I play(ed) the flute and my boyfriend won't let me play it inside the apartment.

I feel the outdoor flautist's pain.

Was it his skinflute?

Now, a bassoon, that I could understand

The 'Springs scares me.

Was it jazz flute?

Did he give his love a cherry?

Gosh B'darn I can't even play my pan flute without gettin' stabbed.

The Power of Positive Drinking: I play(ed) the flute and my boyfriend won't let me play it inside the apartment.

I feel the outdoor flautist's pain.

Sounds like your boyfriend keeps his pimp hand strong. Do you walk into many doors?

What no Ian Anderson refs yet?
/gets out Memphis Underground on vinyl

That will shut him up.

Are they sure it was a flute? And not some farkwit playing one of those blue horns one gets at the country fair? Being drunk and showing off to his frat buddies? Or some retard being annoying with one of those recorders from the supermarket? Cause if so I can't exactly blame her.

supernaturaltoe: But everyone loves the skinflute hairy harmonica!

FIFY

Sexy, sexy Zamfir. RIP

a woman did the stabbing?

that'll be three years.

bearded clamorer: supernaturaltoe: But everyone loves the skinflute hairy harmonica fecund fife!

FIFY

Link (new window)

Maybe he sucked as a flautist?

Ian Anderson and Genesis-era Peter Gabriel flee in terror

Drongo3: I'm not saying she should have stabbed him... but I understand.

so very this.

/especially if was some Jethro Tull prog rock style shiat

Bathia_Mapes: I guess I'm the only one who thought of Jethro Tull when I read the headline.

our near simulpost says no.

:)

If it was this guy, I understand.

crap you guys are too quick. ian was the first person i thought of, but it took a bit too long to decide on an appropriately annoying pic. i was hoping for a shot with his dumbass codpiece.

She ought to hear my kid practice his violin.
It sounds like zombie cats mating. But it'll get better, right? Right?

muckin refarkable: She ought to hear my kid practice his violin.
It sounds like zombie cats mating. But it'll get better, right? Right?

Yes, eventually it will merely sound like normal cats mating.

I play the Flute & chit....

/obscure?
//Someone haassss to know this

Has anyone kept a running tally on just what constitutes a stabbing these days?

nrdgrl: Bathia_Mapes: I guess I'm the only one who thought of Jethro Tull when I read the headline.

our near simulpost says no.

:)

So very close.

Looks like NukkenFutz was thinking of Jethro Tull too.

The Great Gazoo: Has anyone kept a running tally on just what constitutes a stabbing these days?

People who keep running tallies, for one.

Hmm. video.

NukkenFutz: crap you guys are too quick. ian was the first person i thought of, but it took a bit too long to decide on an appropriately annoying pic. i was hoping for a shot with his dumbass codpiece.

You mean like this?

How utterly random.

myalias1845: The Great Gazoo: Has anyone kept a running tally on just what constitutes a stabbing these days?

People who keep running tallies, for one.

If it was bagpipes, would it be different?

A big yes.

I can play the flute with my nose.

/ya rly

I belong to the Society To Melt Down All Flutes, But I wouldn't get all stabby about someone playing one. Sheesh.

Bathia_Mapes: NukkenFutz: crap you guys are too quick. ian was the first person i thought of, but it took a bit too long to decide on an appropriately annoying pic. i was hoping for a shot with his dumbass codpiece.

You mean like this?

Winner!

Ennuipoet: /disapproves

Actually, that looks kinda fun. Who's that guy and what's he playing?

bathia Mapes
nrdgrl: Bathia_Mapes: I guess I'm the only one who thought of Jethro Tull when I read the headline.

our near simulpost says no.

:)

So very close.

what about my and Bathia's close simulpost? it was only 30 secs or so between ours! and they're both Tull-related

:-(

:-P

Alyna_jf: I can play the flute with my nose.

/ya rly

Oh good. Please tell me it's your flute, cuz if you share... you'll have to sterilize that sucker before the other player uses it.

Ian is a god!

You Tull-bashers can go put on your Nirvana albums and cry into your pillows.

Ikahoshi: Alyna_jf: I can play the flute with my nose.

/ya rly

Oh good. Please tell me it's your flute, cuz if you share... you'll have to sterilize that sucker before the other player uses it.

Uhm, its the same when played by mouth.

What's with the flute hate? Folks who don't appreciate flute music need to DIAF.

Okay, sure prog rock sucks. There's lots of great flute in Baroque & Jazz.

/A shout out to Jean-Pierre Rampal. You fools don't know about Jean-Pierre.

Die Kunst Der Fuge: What's with the flute hate? Folks who don't appreciate flute music need to DIAF.

Okay, sure prog rock sucks. There's lots of great flute in Baroque & Jazz.

/A shout out to Jean-Pierre Rampal. You fools don't know about Jean-Pierre.

A prog hater, huh? Sounds like you need to get in that "F" with all the others who are gonna DIAF.

If there's no gong or 5-minute synth solo, it ain't music.