I think submitter's definition of "phone sex" differs from that of normal society.

SchlingFocker: I think submitter's definition of "phone sex" differs from that of normal society.

End of Thread.

I don't even want to think of how mommy passes the phone to her unborn child.

Is the cancer blue tooth enabled?

Do they get charged for the extra line?

EvilElecBlanket: Do they get charged for the extra line?

Do they get charged when the extra line is cut?

Did anybody else read that as "Barbies" and get very confused?

I don't know nothin' bout no cancer, but I do suddenly have this overwhelming urge to look up old classmates online.

Who the hell are they calling?

Anti_illuminati: Do they get charged when the extra line is cut?

Of course, there a farking cell phone company :D

How'd they get that thing in there? Plunger?

/Cannon?
//Giant slingshot?

cksewell: Who the hell are they calling?

Pizza guy.

\"how much is this gonna cost me?"
\\"Oh, just the tip."

So all these Ohura wannabees are all gonna die??

You know what would be awesome? A copy of the study to see if the numbers are crap or not.

The Walrus ran an amazing article about cell phones and cancer this summer.

How would you...why...if you put the...

Whaa?

I'm in the womb right now and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Babies need to sell stocks too.

derbtastic: How would you...why...if you put the...

Whaa?

Helicopter moms these day. Do you really put it by them?

/lazy GIS hotlink

Lampmonster: So all these Ohura wannabees are all gonna die??

So I take it you've discovered the secret of immortality?

Yeah, I'm grammar nazi-ish, but I thought illness had two l's....

I don't know, but if you help me find my keys we can drive out.

I don't get it. How can cell phones cause cancer if regular visible light or radio waves can't? I thought those were all on the same side of the electromagnetic spectrum, and all the cancer-causing radiation was on the other side. How does this happen?

No problem in Japan. No one uses their cell phones to talk, they use them to text, email, surf the web or play games. Unless there's hand brain cancer.

At this point, what doesn't cause cancer? our water bottles cause it, the sun cause it, clothing a food cause it. Diet coke causes it. Can we just say everything will eventually give us cancer and kill us then forget about it?

"Youngsters are five times more likely to suffer brain cancer if they use mobile phones, according to new research.

Experts fear that with 90% of 16-year-olds in Britain owning a handset, there may be a huge cancer threat looming."

That's just non-sense, em radiation is harmless. It's like those crazies imagining that their RFIDed pets are getting tumors in the area if the chip.

It's all anecdotal, correlation does not equal causation, nothing to see here citizen. Now go take you anti depressants, drink your fluoridated water, eat your micro-waved processed and pre-packaged GMO food, and make sure you get your vaccinations updated - and don't forget your kids.

And don't notice that your cancer rates are now 1 in 3.

Valinor: I don't get it. How can cell phones cause cancer if regular visible light or radio waves can't? I thought those were all on the same side of the electromagnetic spectrum, and all the cancer-causing radiation was on the other side. How does this happen?

Cancer comes from everywhere. Even your pants.

Jarhead_h: "Youngsters are five times more likely to suffer brain cancer if they use mobile phones, according to new research.

Experts fear that with 90% of 16-year-olds in Britain owning a handset, there may be a huge cancer threat looming."

That's just non-sense, em radiation is harmless. It's like those crazies imagining that their RFIDed pets are getting tumors in the area if the chip.

It's all anecdotal, correlation does not equal causation, nothing to see here citizen. Now go take you anti depressants, drink your fluoridated water, eat your micro-waved processed and pre-packaged GMO food, and make sure you get your vaccinations updated - and don't forget your kids.

And don't notice that your cancer rates are now 1 in 3.

If you live long enough cancer will eventually kill you. Since we've gotten a lot better treating everything else, people are living longer, and thus cancer rates are rising.