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(Google) Amusing Former Sex Pistol turns from anarchy to butter, with scary pic goodness   (ukpress.google.com) divider line 98
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hershmire 2008-09-21 06:33:16 PM  
FTFA: Decked out in an English gentleman-style tweed outfit, Lydon - whose used the stage name Johnny Rotten - features in adverts for Country Life butter which will hit screens in October.

As part of his first television advertising campaign, Lydon gallivants around various British locations as he tries to decide why he thinks Country Life butter is his favourite brand.


This is such a weird and sad way to sell out - and I'm not even a fan of punk!

 
Gunny Highway 2008-09-21 07:02:32 PM  
This is rather strange. Punks gotta eat I suppose.

 
tortilla burger 2008-09-21 07:10:20 PM  
I guess it's butter than nothing

 
thatguyfred 2008-09-21 07:11:00 PM  
You can't keep up that idiotic "anarchy" ideal forever.

 
SweetHomeNowhere 2008-09-21 07:13:21 PM  
God save the butter

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 07:14:05 PM  
www.fabioifc.com

 
edharris 2008-09-21 07:15:25 PM  
Anyone notice the brand he is advertising, Country Life? I'm betting he emphasises the first syllable ever so slightly.

/Bill Grundy would not be amused

 
resbro 2008-09-21 07:17:42 PM  
Is this the story of Johnny Rotten ?

 
GoofingOff 2008-09-21 07:18:22 PM  
The best part of the article was the last paragraph.

 
Feltonl 2008-09-21 07:19:17 PM  
Anarchy in the Parkay?

 
MikeFallopian 2008-09-21 07:22:48 PM  
I don't wanna holiday without toast
I wanna get some new breakfast
I wanna see something buttery
'Cause now I got a reasonable economy

Now I got a reason, now I got a reason
Now I got a reason and I'm still eating
Now I got a reason
Now I got reason to be eating
Country Life Butter

 
mialynneb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 07:23:04 PM  
Anyone remember when he was on Judge Judy? Farking hilarious.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-09-21 07:24:15 PM  
Never mind the butter.

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-09-21 07:26:12 PM  
He must've gotten jealous after seeing those checks Jonesy was getting from Toyota of Huntington Beach.

 
topcon 2008-09-21 07:26:49 PM  
It was hilarious last year when he went off on Sting and called him "Stink."

http://www.londonnet.co.uk/entertainment/2007/sep/john-lydon-calls-sting-stink-a nd-police-dead.html

"That really is a reformation isn't it? But honestly that's like soggy old dead carcasses. You know listening to Stink trying to squeak through Roxanne one more time, that's not fun."

 
the100percent 2008-09-21 07:28:06 PM  
"You ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"

 
moops 2008-09-21 07:28:21 PM  
I can't believe it's not heroin.

 
Takun1021 2008-09-21 07:28:50 PM  
God save the cream.

 
Big_Doofus 2008-09-21 07:28:55 PM  
Bitter old sell out.

Ha! Loser!

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-09-21 07:29:18 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

Legacy fail.

 
dbaggins 2008-09-21 07:29:58 PM  
It's funnier given his time fronting PIL.

way funnier.

 
archichefcture 2008-09-21 07:30:42 PM  
man that is just sad. I idolized those guys, life fast die young, or from clogged arteries from eating too much butter. Almost as sad as iggy pop's "lust for life" as the song for carnival cruises or whatever. God everytime I see that commercial I just imagine iggy pissing on a crowd of drunk kids barely wearing clothes. Betcha the suits never figured that that song would conjure that image for many a gen-Xer, one of their target demographics.

 
lanciepants 2008-09-21 07:30:50 PM  
thatguyfred: You can't keep up that idiotic "anarchy" ideal forever.

Beat me to the punch. It's pretty hard to rail against order's system when your hungry and two months late on rent.

This reminds me of the adage: "Love don't put food on the table" Yea well neither does an old man clinging to youth's angst.

 
NYZooMan 2008-09-21 07:32:21 PM  
Attention whore.

Always was, always will be.

You Pistols fans were just schmucks.

 
hillary [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 07:33:22 PM  
Actually, this is pretty damned funny and typical of Brit humor. Kudos to the ad designer who thought this up and kudos to Rotten for going along with it. Johnny Rotten in a tweed jacket hawking butter -- priceless. I love it.

Almost as good as Daleks demanding a cuddle in a Kit-Kat ad. Almost. (pops to YouTube).

Ya gotta love the Brits. Best sense of irony on the planet.

 
Robert Poopsmith 2008-09-21 07:35:27 PM  
dbaggins: It's funnier given his time fronting PIL.

way funnier.


Commercial Zone indeed.

This is what you want, this is what you get....BUTTER!

Butter is anarchy. fark margarine, fark heart healthy spread, let's eat gobs of butter! A complete meal along with Red Stripe and a cigarette.

 
McKeesport Beer Baron 2008-09-21 07:35:37 PM  
Anarchy! Anarchy! Anarchy! And Seagrams!!!
/Some '80s comedian...

 
Pus Gut 2008-09-21 07:39:17 PM  
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

 
wwtsomifitsd 2008-09-21 07:39:44 PM  
"She was a girl from birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was a case of insanity
Her name was pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no one who killed her baby
She sent her letters from the country
She was an animal she was a bloody disgrase

Body Im not an animal
Body Im not an animal

Dragged on a table in factory
Illegitimate place to be
In a packet in a lavatory
Die little baby screaming f*cking bloody mess
Its not an animal its an abortion

Body Im not animal
Mummy Im not an abortion

Throbbing squirm, gurgling bloody mess
Im not an discharge, Im not a loss in
Protein, Im not a throbbing squirm

F*ck this and f*ck that f*ck it all and
F*ck the f*cking brat
She dont wanna baby that looks like that
I dont wanna baby that looks like that
Body Im not an animal
Body Im not an abortion

Body Im not an animal
An animal
Im not an animal...
Im not an abortion...

Mummy! ugh! "

A pro-life anthem ahead of its time?

 
Senor Revington 2008-09-21 07:40:52 PM  
you either burn out or sell out. He has lived long enough to have the latter happen.

 
Gunny Highway 2008-09-21 07:40:59 PM  
i282.photobucket.com

This makes alot more sense now however.

 
Man On Pink Corner [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 07:41:36 PM  
Sounds like he read the last chapter in A Clockwork Orange and just said "Fark it."

 
hienekenftw 2008-09-21 07:42:19 PM  
Ex-Sex Pistol Lydon turns to butter

Am I the only one who thought this meant that he melted and turned into butter?

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2008-09-21 07:42:25 PM  
"That's why I drink 'Orange Drink'. " -- Hicks

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-09-21 07:47:26 PM  
hienekenftw: Ex-Sex Pistol Lydon turns to butter

Am I the only one who thought this meant that he melted and turned into butter?


I was thinking botched cosmetic surgery. That might have been preferable.

 
Euell Gibbons 2008-09-21 07:47:43 PM  
One can't live on "baby doll jello" forever.

 
kokomo61 2008-09-21 07:49:03 PM  
www.requesound.com

Nothing new to see here.

 
ChaoticLimbs 2008-09-21 07:49:56 PM  
To be counterculture and stay that way, you really have to die before you hit 50, or your legacy is shiat.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 07:50:02 PM  
Approves

i101.photobucket.com

 
mat catastrophe 2008-09-21 07:53:00 PM  
I'm fuzzy how someone who never had an album out on a indie can be considered to be a sell-out for doing a commercial.

 
illuminaeti 2008-09-21 07:54:01 PM  
I read that as butler

 
Phil Herup 2008-09-21 07:57:46 PM  
Even anarchists need money.

 
Zoophagous 2008-09-21 08:01:22 PM  
This is not a love song ... for butter.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2008-09-21 08:01:59 PM  
Feltonl: Anarchy in the Parkay?

OK that's pretty good there.

 
1979 2008-09-21 08:02:02 PM  
www.deadbefore40.com
approves... of mustard.

 
Obnox [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:04:15 PM  
My surrealism meter just broke.

 
olddeegee [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:05:12 PM  
Anybody whining here just wishes they had something to sell out. I'd do it in a second.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2008-09-21 08:05:20 PM  
This just in: guy does thing he wouldn't otherwise do for money. Film at 11.

/ remember it's Monday for many of you farkers tomorrow also.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2008-09-21 08:07:17 PM  
NYZooMan: Attention whore.

Ya think?

NYZooMan: You Pistols fans were just schmucks.

Not those of us that understood.

 
12monkeys 2008-09-21 08:10:26 PM  
Man On Pink Corner: Sounds like he read the last chapter in A Clockwork Orange and just said "Fark it."

Wow, dude. I think you just hit the nail on the head. Good call.

 
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