I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I like how it looks like they arrested twins. Good photo placement!

Gross.

I like how it looks like they arrested twins. Good photo placement!

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no---one was so hot they had to put her in twice...

And people wonder why I complain about the quality of available Alabama women.

/No offense meant, AlabamaGirl.

TheSnacky: I just threw up a little in my mouth.

You're lucky. I'm wiping the puke off my desk

If my choices are self-abuse for free or paying for this:



It isn't gonna require a lot of thought.

I can think of guys I'd rather fark.

The first one looks like she might clean up OK if you had a pressure washer and some industrial-strength disinfectants. But I suppose that by the time you find yourself cruising for whores on Highway 45 in Alabama, you've already decided that quality isn't going to be your focus area for the evening.

TheSnacky: I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Ditto. The pimp tho, he looks like he ain't gettin paid.

They actually look how people who make John Grisham movies think southerners look. All sweaty.

Pocket Ninja: The first one looks like she might clean up OK if you had a pressure washer and some industrial-strength disinfectants. But I suppose that by the time you find yourself cruising for whores on Highway 45 in Alabama, you've already decided that quality isn't going to be your focus area for the evening.

Everything you post makes me laugh out loud.

Is this the equivalent of public stockings now?
The last guy was sort o hot.

annnnd i'm spent
good game guys

Sooooooooooo ugh.

I'd hit a few of them. Remind me again why adults doing business with other adults is illegal? Damned puritanical government...

I guess some people really are too ugly to have sex.

At least not without cash up front.

Dirtball beat me to it.
Well played sir.

I just threw up a lot!

Beaten with the good ol' ugly stick.

To clear my conscience that last comment was indeed a joke.
The last guy was sort o hot.

Wayne Brady is most definitely gonna have to choke some biatches.

Came in looking for the dog and brocolli picture. Left upset.

Couple of those could use the Tillman touch.

Caulfield: If my choices are self-abuse for free or paying for this:



It isn't gonna require a lot of thought.

I can think of guys I'd rather fark.



/hawt linked

One could make a FORTUNE selling paper bags in 'Bama...

Goggles and Eye Bleach both needed.

How desperate and broke does a man have to be to go to one of those women? If you just got out of prison maybe...

Jesus H. What the hell are people doing paying money for this?

Hhuhhhhunnhgnh

Ugly peeps have needs too.

Ewwwww....

the attractive and successful African-American has to be their pimp.

Caulfield: If my choices are self-abuse for free or paying for this:

It isn't gonna require a lot of thought.

I can think of guys I'd rather fark.

Uuuummmmm.

Caulfield: I can think of guys I'd rather fark.

Farky'd accordingly.

Dumski: Jesus H. What the hell are people doing paying money for this?

Because they can't have this?

JesterGirl: Beaten with the good ol' ugly stick.

I think Paul Bunyan hit them with an ugly tree.

Prichard? Short for Prick?

Were they selling or buying? I can't see any of these women getting paid for sex.
If they are the hookers, then they'll all walk, as you couldn't find a jury of peers that would admit that they'd hit it...The only thing that hit those women was a huge ugly stick

/my winky shrivelled three sizes from this article

Dumski: Jesus H. What the hell are people doing paying money for this?

It happens like this...

TheFlannelAvenger
I'd hit a few of them. Remind me again why adults doing business with other adults is illegal? Damned puritanical government...


I think its because of the Crack. Maybe the meth, but definately because of the AIDS. I have to say, though, they cover their bugs well.

*facepalms*

\Grew up in Saraland

I can never figure out why anyone would pay for sex with an ugly person. If you want to fark ugly people I'm pretty sure you could just ask an ugly person if they want to have sex.

It's weird that people too ugly to ever get sex on their own are somehow able to get people to pay them for sex.

Man... I need to ugly myself up and start making some serious cash with sex as a bonus!

Sheet, half of those beasties could get guys to pay them just to GO AWAY. Talk about some ugly hookers, damn...

Im not going to lie, Im on a dry spell and wouldnt turn down any of them.