"Hand over your driver's licence then commit robbery" trifecta now in play.

Link from Wednesday (^) Or is there a statute of limitations on how long the trifecta is running for?

The robber?

Don Adams did a great sketch of a bank robber being interviewed in the act. Something like this:

Reporter: Have you robbed a bank before?

Robber: Yes, twenty five years ago. Unfortunately, I have a very distinctive face, and I wasn't wearing a mask, so they caught me and sentenced me to twenty five years hard labor.

Reporter: But you're not wearing a mask now.

Robber: Oh! Well, old habits are hard to break.

"making terroristic threats"

there ya go.
something new to throw at the wall
and see if it sticks.

I'm seeing an amazing lack of "fail worthy pics" in these fail-tagged articles.

Classic FAIL

/criminals are often stupid enough to be outsmarted
//they're also too stupid to value human life

Its not all of the time that you get as big as a failure as this one.

This takes a special kind of fail.

see more pwn and owned pictures

wa wa waaaaaaa EPIC FAIL



thank you come again

He's a smoker so you know he's not too swift to start with. We could get rid of a lot of these people by putting a "Free cigarettes in Tunnel" sign on a wood chipper.

Was this not already done.....on Fark that is...already greenlit...hmmm maybe I just read it somewhere...or saw it on TV....

Billythesheep: Was this not already done.....on Fark that is...already greenlit...hmmm maybe I just read it somewhere...or saw it on TV....

It seems to happen somewhere about once a week. If not license, they leave their job application, voter card, or a trail of sunflower seeds back to the house.

West Penn police are obtaining an arrest warrant for Maculloch, who is to be charged with robbery, possessing an instrument of crime, simple assault and making terroristic threats.

Stop, hey, what's that sound?

i call bullshiat on this. i have seen so many stories about people commiting crimes and leaving ID behind. are people really that stupid?? leave your wallet at home if you are going to rob a store. its not that difficult a farking concept.

seriously!

Robber: Gimme the money!

Clerk: I can't open the register unless you make a sale!

Robber: ... Alright, gimme one of those star scrolls! *unrolls it* "Financial transaction benefits you today" Oooooh, spooky

/First thing that popped into my head.
//Too lazy to remember what it's from though...
///fail?

some_beer_drinker: i call bullshiat on this. i have seen so many stories about people commiting crimes and leaving ID behind. are people really that stupid?? leave your wallet at home if you are going to rob a store. its not that difficult a farking concept.

seriously!

I'm sure they'd just show up on fark being arrested after the robbery when speeding away without a license instead.

"Hey, how's it going? Good Good, listen I'm robbing this store ok? Here's my drivers license just so that you can report it to the police and let them know where to find me alrite? So, you gonna give me cash or what?"

How to get a greenlight on Fark.

Step 1: Steal wallet from person who looks like you
Step 2: Drop marks wallet while robbing store
Step 3: Post story to Fark

What sort of "terroristic threat?"

He drove south on Route 309 in a gold-colored Chevrolet Cavalier

Everyone knows that the Cavalier is badass!

/owns a red one.
//thinks its ugly in a cute sort of way.

that's my Danville, PA !!!!

This is an old story, Note no dates on the story this is from like five years ago. Why the hell would this get posted. Fail to Fark editors!