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^Shine on you crazy, near-flawless, 500 478 carat white diamond

/FTFY
//used to sell diamonds

I would like to have this diamond. I would bathe it in the sweat of a dozen African miners, then wipe it clean on the fur coat of a scornful heiress. Then I would drag it through the dust of a starving Ethiopian village and rinse it in the tears of a Rwandan refugee. I'd polish it with the withered, crumbling silk from a drought-ruined western corn harvest and dip it in the first menstrual blood of a Phillipino child prostitute. I'd let it sit for seven days in the stifling air of Mexico City, wrap it in the torn blouse of an Alaskan rape victim, and then, finally, would feel good about selling it for profit.

Bigger pic:

Pocket Ninja: I would like to have this diamond. I would bathe it in the sweat of a dozen African miners, then wipe it clean on the fur coat of a scornful heiress. Then I would drag it through the dust of a starving Ethiopian village and rinse it in the tears of a Rwandan refugee. I'd polish it with the withered, crumbling silk from a drought-ruined western corn harvest and dip it in the first menstrual blood of a Phillipino child prostitute. I'd let it sit for seven days in the stifling air of Mexico City, wrap it in the torn blouse of an Alaskan rape victim, and then, finally, would feel good about selling it for profit.

Now I want one too...

I just want to touch it.

Pocket Ninja: I would like to have this diamond. I would bathe it in the sweat of a dozen African miners, then wipe it clean on the fur coat of a scornful heiress. Then I would drag it through the dust of a starving Ethiopian village and rinse it in the tears of a Rwandan refugee. I'd polish it with the withered, crumbling silk from a drought-ruined western corn harvest and dip it in the first menstrual blood of a Phillipino child prostitute. I'd let it sit for seven days in the stifling air of Mexico City, wrap it in the torn blouse of an Alaskan rape victim, and then, finally, would feel good about selling it for profit.


I'm going to sell mine and waste it all on hookers and blow.

I hope the man-made diamond growing technology gets much better in the next few years.

Man made diamonds defeat the whole purpose, which is to make a man sell his dick and balls and spend it on his girlfriend to prove his love.

eqtworld: I want a real diamond the size of a baseball for a paperweight.

Every time you say that, a Hasidic Jewish diamond appraiser in Antwerp has a little heart attack.

The diamond industry needs to go under. I hope that large-scale laboratory diamond production starts soon. The diamond slavery in Africa needs to stop.

Definitely a blood diamond.

I would never purchase a real diamond. It is sad that our media isnt reporting anything out of those sad places where those diamonds are mined, we would be appalled at even thinking of buying a real diamond.

May this industry go down in the pits, where it belongs.

Pocket Ninja: I would like to have this diamond. I would bathe it in the sweat of a dozen African miners, then wipe it clean on the fur coat of a scornful heiress. Then I would drag it through the dust of a starving Ethiopian village and rinse it in the tears of a Rwandan refugee. I'd polish it with the withered, crumbling silk from a drought-ruined western corn harvest and dip it in the first menstrual blood of a Phillipino child prostitute. I'd let it sit for seven days in the stifling air of Mexico City, wrap it in the torn blouse of an Alaskan rape victim, and then, finally, would feel good about selling it for profit.

But I could never afford this!

Lonestar: Definitely a blood diamond.

I would never purchase a real diamond. It is sad that our media isnt reporting anything out of those sad places where those diamonds are mined, we would be appalled at even thinking of buying a real diamond.

May this industry go down in the pits, where it belongs.

Hear, Hear!

ecmoRandomNumbers: Lonestar: Definitely a blood diamond.

I would never purchase a real diamond. It is sad that our media isnt reporting anything out of those sad places where those diamonds are mined, we would be appalled at even thinking of buying a real diamond.

May this industry go down in the pits, where it belongs.

Hear, Hear!

But then the slaves would be out of their jobs.

Do you know how much pussy I could get with that?

DrumCorpsAlum: Do you know how much pussy I could get with that?

Ahem.

eqtworld

I hope the man-made diamond growing technology gets much better in the next few years.

I want a real diamond the size of a baseball for a paperweight.

The technology is already there. Most industrial diamonds (for drilling, sharpening, etc.) are synthetic. The diamond people are throwing shiat-fits and preparing advertising about "real" diamonds, but they admit that only a trained jeweler with magnification can tell the difference... and that's because artificial diamonds contain fewer and smaller flaws than natural ones.

Look up "carbon vapor deposition" and read for yourself.

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Even under stringent Fark standards, does this qualify as somewhat ironic?



Someone wore a 100 grand + one to an MTV awards show a few years back. Of course this was before Leonardo DiCaprio made a film about it, so his ignorance might be excused.

/Kobe joke here

Found a link (pops) to back up my prior post.

ecmoRandomNumbers: eqtworld: I want a real diamond the size of a baseball for a paperweight.

Every time you say that, a Hasidic Jewish diamond appraiser in Antwerp has a little heart attack.

The diamond industry needs to go under. I hope that large-scale laboratory diamond production starts soon. The diamond slavery in Africa needs to stop.

Yeah we need man-made diamonds so those Africans can lose their crappy mining jobs and go back to being investment bankers and electrical engineers

/oops I mean subsistence farmers and starving jobless dudes.

DrumCorpsAlum: Do you know how much pussy I could get with that?

Dude you could have many truckloads of cats for that kind of money!

Diamonds aren't rare.

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I can't look up these pages on a whacky new-fangled device called a computer?!

mmagdalene: DrumCorpsAlum: Do you know how much pussy I could get with that?

Ahem.

Like throwing a diamond down a mineshaft.

DrumCorpsAlum: Do you know how much pussy I could get with that?

This.

Pocket Ninja:



You rock, sir, even if I am, "doing it wrong"

/Not sure you wanted a copyright, or not
//You do deserve to be immortalized

"Blood diamonds" aren't about shafting the poor Africans out of work. The mines aren't exactly helping them prosper - they'd be poor either way. African diamond production often supports the warlords. Stop the production and their funding slows, meaning that it becomes more difficult for things like Rwanda to happen.

Most jewelry stores will sell you a diamond from wherever you choose. I will be buying a ring soon and it is important to me that I buy a ring from Canada. I will pay a lot for it, but I'm old-fashioned that way, I suppose.

TheOther: mmagdalene: DrumCorpsAlum: Do you know how much pussy I could get with that?

Ahem.

Like throwing a diamond down a mineshaft.

Or passing a kidney stone, which I have now wished you. ;)

I wonder what the actual value of a diamond would be if De Beers and the other diamond houses released the millions of stones they had locked up in vaults to inflate the price.

It's just a goddamn shiny rock.

If you want to buy the wife a ring, sell her a cheap fake rock and hope she knows nothing about jewelry and then claim it cost you $2000 instead of fifteen bucks.

Rufus_T_Firefly: Bigger pic:

That's photoshop material, right there!

500 carats? That'll shut her up.

GavinTheAlmighty: Most jewelry stores will sell you a diamond from wherever you choose.

Or from wherever they tell you it comes from.

Man, that's one hot pic in the original post.

Pocket Ninja: I would like to have this diamond. I would bathe it in the sweat of a dozen African miners, then wipe it clean on the fur coat of a scornful heiress. Then I would drag it through the dust of a starving Ethiopian village and rinse it in the tears of a Rwandan refugee. I'd polish it with the withered, crumbling silk from a drought-ruined western corn harvest and dip it in the first menstrual blood of a Phillipino child prostitute. I'd let it sit for seven days in the stifling air of Mexico City, wrap it in the torn blouse of an Alaskan rape victim, and then, finally, would feel good about selling it for profit.



You forgot about sticking it up the arse of a pompous fool.

Woot! Big, shiny, but otherwise useless rock found!

On security detail:

After it's cut it will look almost indistinguishable from a cubic zirconia of the same size. Except for the flaws in the diamond.

/party pooper

Whoa, sounds like someone is living in the past. Contemporize man!

deanayer: ecmoRandomNumbers: eqtworld: I want a real diamond the size of a baseball for a paperweight.

Every time you say that, a Hasidic Jewish diamond appraiser in Antwerp has a little heart attack.

The diamond industry needs to go under. I hope that large-scale laboratory diamond production starts soon. The diamond slavery in Africa needs to stop.

Yeah we need man-made diamonds so those Africans can lose their crappy mining jobs and go back to being investment bankers and electrical engineers

/oops I mean subsistence farmers and starving jobless dudes.

I believe that's a very short-sighted view of what Africa is capable of. Once they get rid of the despots and internal racism, they'll be unstoppable. The continent if FULL of riches!

ecmoRandomNumbers: eqtworld: I want a real diamond the size of a baseball for a paperweight.

Every time you say that, a Hasidic Jewish diamond appraiser in Antwerp has a little heart attack.

The diamond industry needs to go under. I hope that large-scale laboratory diamond production starts soon. The diamond slavery in Africa needs to stop.

Give me a 300mm vapor deposition chamber and I'll get to work on it.

/really not that expensive

/Came here for Pink Floyd references. Very disappointed thus far.

Did Liz Taylor die?

hell, I got all this coal in my basement, where the hell is Superman when I need him?

drsewell: 500 carats? That'll shut her up.

Until one of her friends gets a bigger one.