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(Some Guy) Unlikely "Getting drunk and violent doesn't pay"   (wanganuichronicle.co.nz) divider line 23
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SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 11:49:53 AM  
Unless your name is Russell Crowe.

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 12:55:06 PM  
If it did I'd be richer than Bill Gates.

\\The drunk part anyway

 
supernaturaltoe 2008-09-21 12:55:56 PM  
"Getting drunk and violent doesn't pay"

It pays damn well - you got a plobrem wis dat? *hic*

 
Cid73 2008-09-21 12:56:35 PM  
But is it a way to go through life?

 
Doctor Funkenstein [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 12:56:36 PM  
SilentStrider: Unless your name is Russell Crowe.

Ditto Gary Busey...to a lesser degree, of course.

 
The Quickstart 2008-09-21 01:00:54 PM  
Drinkin' and fightin' and sailin' round the world.

 
Lusiphur 2008-09-21 01:08:09 PM  
Course it don't. That's why you only do it as a hobby.

 
some swedish girl 2008-09-21 01:14:06 PM  
Something something the Irish.

 
seveword 2008-09-21 01:20:28 PM  
Pff. Says you.

 
mLayth 2008-09-21 01:25:56 PM  
So he got drunk and violent, and now his band ended up in the newspapers and even on fark.

Sounds like it paid pretty well to me.

 
NathanielTaggart 2008-09-21 01:31:09 PM  
Drunk and horny is much better.

 
El_Swino 2008-09-21 01:33:39 PM  
Well then what the hell am I supposed to do with my Friday nights? Play chess?

 
st.theresa 2008-09-21 01:40:27 PM  
El_Swino: Well then what the hell am I supposed to do with my Friday nights? Play chess?

Strip chess. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

/that whole win/lose thing gets a little backward after a while.
//strategy tends to shift.

 
wydok 2008-09-21 01:47:50 PM  
Yeah, but you don't do it for the money!

 
jnorris441 2008-09-21 01:56:48 PM  
But it's good work if you can get it

 
pellies [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 01:58:46 PM  
It pays very well thank you!

/Bartender

 
Creme de la Crap 2008-09-21 02:21:04 PM  
Makin movies, singin' songs, and FIGHTIN' 'Round the world...

/Come on Tugger

 
TempeSun [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 02:56:53 PM  
Drunk and violent is the only time I post on Fark/TF!

/and, yes, it does not pay...

 
Somaticasual [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 05:13:09 PM  
drunk and violent is now way to go through life, son-

//unless you're irish
//i keed, i keed.

 
Man Going His Own Way 2008-09-21 06:24:14 PM  
Unless you have the coont Card. Never leave home without it.

 
tiggerfreak 2008-09-21 06:51:04 PM  
It pays very well for lots of strippers I've known.

/why the drunk and violent hate, Subby?
//I personally am usually drunk, violent, and horny.....it works for me

 
drunkjournal 2008-09-21 07:15:28 PM  
i think it was g. gordon liddy who said "of course crime pays. if it didn't, there wouldn't be any criminals".

 
Grass Hopper 2008-09-22 10:00:16 AM  
you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked.

// A heavy-duty waterbuffalo type

 
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