Unless your name is Russell Crowe.

If it did I'd be richer than Bill Gates.

\\The drunk part anyway

"Getting drunk and violent doesn't pay"

It pays damn well - you got a plobrem wis dat? *hic*

But is it a way to go through life?

SilentStrider: Unless your name is Russell Crowe.

Ditto Gary Busey...to a lesser degree, of course.

Drinkin' and fightin' and sailin' round the world.

Course it don't. That's why you only do it as a hobby.

Something something the Irish.

Pff. Says you.

So he got drunk and violent, and now his band ended up in the newspapers and even on fark.

Sounds like it paid pretty well to me.

Drunk and horny is much better.

Well then what the hell am I supposed to do with my Friday nights? Play chess?

El_Swino: Well then what the hell am I supposed to do with my Friday nights? Play chess?

Strip chess. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

/that whole win/lose thing gets a little backward after a while.
//strategy tends to shift.

Yeah, but you don't do it for the money!

But it's good work if you can get it

It pays very well thank you!

/Bartender

Makin movies, singin' songs, and FIGHTIN' 'Round the world...

/Come on Tugger

Drunk and violent is the only time I post on Fark/TF!

/and, yes, it does not pay...

drunk and violent is now way to go through life, son-

//unless you're irish
//i keed, i keed.

Unless you have the coont Card. Never leave home without it.

It pays very well for lots of strippers I've known.

/why the drunk and violent hate, Subby?
//I personally am usually drunk, violent, and horny.....it works for me

i think it was g. gordon liddy who said "of course crime pays. if it didn't, there wouldn't be any criminals".

you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked.

// A heavy-duty waterbuffalo type