That photo suxs.

Doesn't look cool from the photo

Wow, slow news day?

Just looks like a lot of wood.

... he did it for the LOLZ?

Hotlinked holz hausen.

Dries the wood faster. Seems like a cool idea, but most people I know heat with oil, corn, or barley.

I wooden' recommend wasting time on the pic

New headline!

Worst photograph of something that could be cool but you'll never know that you'll see all day.

Dammit.

Trying again, rehosted.



/Screwed by the non-preview.

Srsly?

The wood is in a pile.

...

...

Srsly?

Coolest way to stack wood?

In the winter.

Holy product placement, Batman! That article dropped more brand names in 5 minutes than "Transformers" did in an hour!

As an aside. Does it drive anyone else crazy in TV and movies when morans chopping wood do it wrong?!

sorhed: As an aside. Does it drive anyone else crazy in TV and movies when morans chopping wood do it wrong?!

Nope, must just be you. Sorry.

I prefer this one...

That's not a swank beaver castle in Steve Dominick's Brodheadsville yard.

A-hyuck!

/It's NOooOOtt?! Wut?? I should read on to see what it IS,then!

Unimpressed.

rat_creature: I prefer this one...

Now you've gone and made a liar out of Subby...

"Yeah, that's great, Dad. We never would have thought of a pile."

No Sarah Palin references? Bah.

/not trolling...really

from Plimouth Plantation

Flash314: No Sarah Palin references? Bah.

/not trolling...really

Should there be?

/Checks thread manifest
//No, for once we should be free of that hypocritical harpy

sorhed: As an aside. Does it drive anyone else crazy in TV and movies when morans chopping wood do it wrong?!

Yes, but then so does people planting little yard gardens using rows.

rat_creature: I prefer this one...

Now THAT is cool!

rat_creature: I prefer this one...

Mods should change the link to THAT.

sorhed: As an aside. Does it drive anyone else crazy in TV and movies when morans chopping wood do it wrong?!

uh

...

He said 'wood', heh heh

!--But seriously, this article got the greenligt?

PartyRob
Yes, I got the joke...
/Arrange the briquettes geometrically...

Lolwut

somebody say wood?

He's got wood. Big deal.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ... he did it for the LOLZ?

Or perhaps for the LOGZ

wtf!? a big pile of wood. big farkin' deal. Nothing a gallon of gasoline and a match couldn't fix.

sorhed: As an aside. Does it drive anyone else crazy in TV and movies when morans chopping wood do it wrong?!

If you call it chopping, you're doing it wrong.

OrcusFelinus: wtf!? a big pile of wood. big farkin' deal. Nothing a gallon of gasoline and a match couldn't fix.

Define 'fix'.

If they zoomed in any closed all you would see is a log. That picture sucks.

rat_creature:
that is cool. some year when i have a lot of free time i might try something like that.

Also, I have the same saw as the guy in TFA. I know you all care so much.

sorhed: As an aside. Does it drive anyone else crazy in TV and movies when morans chopping wood do it wrong?!
A little, but that goes for almost everything that they do wrong, which is basically any manual task. Incidentally, do people really call it chopping wood? Splitting. Maybe its a regional thing?

My parents have a neighbor who either chops wood for excercise, as a hobby or because he's insane. The guy has at least 25 cords of stacked wood, and some of it has been "curing" as long as they've lived there, which is over 10 years.

One thing he doesn't do is sell wood.

I've reconsidered. It's better than bad - it's good.

e0wyn: Wow, slow news day?

This IS the Poconos we're talking about here. I wouldn't expect much to be going on there.

notmtwain: from Plimouth Plantation

How the F do you get the wood when you need some? You start pulling from the side and it's going to fall, otherwise climb to the top? Just what I want to do when it's snowing outside...

"Repeat the pattern until the height is within a foot of completion. Then taper it toward the middle, keeping the wood bark side up. Rain will roll off the roof."

That's some serious reporter-ette fail.

supernaturaltoe
It's better than bad - it's good.

it's great for a snack!

I came for the global warming alarmists, and am disappointed.

/stupid article...

Mudbox: a real mans pile of wood

That man's got sloppy wood!

In what manner do you remove the wood? from the top, pull it out from the sides? How does it look once you start taking wood for the fire?

Coolest way to stack firewood you'll see all day

That is technically true...