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(New York Daily News) Amusing McCain bagged Brazilian beauty queens ... and he was a good kisser   (nydailynews.com) divider line 162
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Ima10urin8 [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:45:46 AM  
Ahhh the memories of foreign women and the Marine Corps uniform


damn that was fun

 
jbeatty [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:29:49 AM  
I think Heart sums up (new window) the thought of a romantic McCain best.

 
jbeatty [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:30:29 AM  
oops, Heart link:

http://www.cbsundstrom.com/farkyoujohnmccain.jpg

 
wingman- 2008-09-21 09:33:06 AM  
Good on him. Chasing tail in Rio, while not a prereq for president, does sound pretty fun to me.

I still think Michelle Obama is hotter than Cindy McCain.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:49:35 AM  
Huh. That's certainly fascinating. I'll be over in the corner throwing up about something else, now.

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:00:34 AM  
assets.nydailynews.com

mccain was hitting that four years before obama was even born!

 
Isotope 2008-09-21 10:05:12 AM  
jbeatty: oops, Heart link:

http://www.cbsundstrom.com/farkyoujohnmccain.jpg


I'm getting the feeling Heart tends to vote Democrat.

 
Isotope 2008-09-21 10:08:05 AM  
BTW, "Brazilian beauty queens" is an interesting GIS.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:14:57 AM  
Bush heard this, and was surprised that there were that many beauty queens in the world.

 
lobotomy survivor 2008-09-21 10:15:14 AM  
Brazilian beauty queens? Damn, I'd be glad to bag even one. :(

/obvious

 
bicentennialman 2008-09-21 10:15:26 AM  
Life as a mid.

The good makes up for the bad.

 
garthgarth 2008-09-21 10:16:09 AM  
He's got my vote.

 
lobotomy survivor 2008-09-21 10:16:35 AM  
buzzvert

So close... if you want, I'll disenable voting. Or something.

 
lobotomy survivor 2008-09-21 10:19:51 AM  
Isotope: BTW, "Brazilian beauty queens" is an interesting GIS.


www.x-entertainment.com

/hotlinked

 
TigerStar 2008-09-21 10:19:53 AM  
img141.imageshack.us
I am a good kisser.

 
maniac64 2008-09-21 10:20:10 AM  
Bagging a hot $100M beer heiress is enough for my vote.

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:20:34 AM  
Wow, that's a lot of beauty queens.

 
TheMysteriousStranger 2008-09-21 10:21:44 AM  
Lord Nelson said "every sailor is a bachelor when beyond Gibraltar."

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:23:15 AM  
the only thing that slowed him down was being a POW. (unless you believe the rumors)
But just like a champion he went right back to his old ways as soon as he got out. Despite being married.

 
Isotope 2008-09-21 10:23:48 AM  
lobotomy survivor: Isotope: BTW, "Brazilian beauty queens" is an interesting GIS.

/hotlinked


LOL. Sorry, didn't mean to mislead anybody. FYI, according to GIS, many Brazilian beauty queens have weeners AND boobies. Interesting choice, Senator McCain!

 
Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-09-21 10:24:05 AM  
Asked about John in bed, Gracinda says, "Of course we had sex...he was not only good at kissing but good at everything." ">


meh, Fred Thompson would have done it better

 
Fishstick Kitty 2008-09-21 10:24:28 AM  
wingman
Good on him. Chasing tail in Rio, while not a prereq for president, does sound pretty fun to me.

I still think Michelle Obama is hotter than Cindy McCain.


If this beast named Michelle is prettier
i237.photobucket.com
than Cindy:
i237.photobucket.com

then I'll be happy to loan you these:

i237.photobucket.com

/talk about love being blind...
//sheesh!

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:24:29 AM  
He's the king of bagging makeup-smeared trollops.

 
skinink 2008-09-21 10:24:47 AM  
And I bet back then not a lot of the Brazilian Beauty Queens were packing a package down below like they do now...

 
Desmo 2008-09-21 10:26:52 AM  
Wow, Brazilian girls had small tits and big asses back then too, huh?

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:28:31 AM  
Fishstick Kitty: wingman
Good on him. Chasing tail in Rio, while not a prereq for president, does sound pretty fun to me.

I still think Michelle Obama is hotter than Cindy McCain.

If this beast named Michelle is prettier

than Cindy:


then I'll be happy to loan you these:



/talk about love being blind...
//sheesh!


Yeah, that's a real good reason to elect an angry, haunted, out-of-touch old man with self-control issues.

 
Theobold Holsopple 2008-09-21 10:30:32 AM  
Only elitists study foreign tongues.

 
hienekenftw 2008-09-21 10:30:52 AM  
Fishstick Kitty: wingman
Good on him. Chasing tail in Rio, while not a prereq for president, does sound pretty fun to me.

I still think Michelle Obama is hotter than Cindy McCain.

If this beast named Michelle is prettier

than Cindy:


then I'll be happy to loan you these:



/talk about love being blind...
//sheesh!


Michelle Obama looked decent at the democratic national convention. Mrs. McCain looked like a cross between Joan Rivers and a tramp.

And John McCain looked like a robot but thats besides the point.

 
IamGod2u 2008-09-21 10:32:29 AM  
No homo

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:34:03 AM  
Fishstick Kitty: wingman
Good on him. Chasing tail in Rio, while not a prereq for president, does sound pretty fun to me.

I still think Michelle Obama is hotter than Cindy McCain.

If this beast named Michelle is prettier

than Cindy:


then I'll be happy to loan you these:



/talk about love being blind...
//sheesh!


well you can find flattering and unflattering pics of both women and use them to make either side of the point you are getting at.
a shopped pic of a woman who has had work done vs an untouched ,badly lit,candid shot is hardly fair. But then again Cindy has a lot of miles on her and that does give her some handicap.

Still Obama wasn't farking around on his wife and kids.
And I doubt he married her for Daddy's money to launch his political career.

Still he bagged a nice trophy wife who had a rich daddy. gotta give him props of that.

 
panzerfaustbob 2008-09-21 10:36:19 AM  
Ha! So McCain DID fark with the Jesus!

 
skabbo 2008-09-21 10:36:57 AM  
Fishstick Kitty: wingman
Good on him. Chasing tail in Rio, while not a prereq for president, does sound pretty fun to me.

I still think Michelle Obama is hotter than Cindy McCain.

If this beast named Michelle is prettier

than Cindy:


then I'll be happy to loan you these:



/talk about love being blind...
//sheesh!


You can get a bad picture of anyone. The Obamas aren't exactly posing in that photo, whereas it's obviously a staged shot of Cindy, likely involving makeup and professional lighting. A for effort though.

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:37:37 AM  
Fishstick Kitty your post is funny because thats apparently as good as cindy can look with the best finery , while michelle can atleast look way better after you chose the frumpiest pic of her on the planet

 
Rhames 2008-09-21 10:38:11 AM  
tvmedia.ign.com

Baby, no, those are just media lies. Honestly. There is only you, seriously. Hang on I gotta take the other line.

Hey Vader, whats up. What the Heck is an Alluminum falcon?.....

 
Random Reality Check 2008-09-21 10:38:27 AM  
Good to see that John McCain had the kind of moral character that allowed him to save himself for marriage and then stay monogamous during his marriage.

That's the kind of morals that the religious right supports, right?

Like Sarah Palin, the kind of woman who would never have sex before she was married.

Man, no wonder why the religious right is backing McCain/Palin over that Obama guy After all, look at that lack of moral fortitude he has shown in his lifetime!

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:39:26 AM  
Approves

hongkongphooey.files.wordpress.com

 
Oakenshield 2008-09-21 10:39:41 AM  
Premarital sex? But Family Values!

 
cthu1hu 2008-09-21 10:42:19 AM  
www.wehaitians.com

Here's one paying McCain a visit in Hanoi.

/one please

 
Newlow 2008-09-21 10:42:31 AM  
POW, right in the kisser.

 
Ima10urin8 [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:43:36 AM  
Newlow
POW, right in the kisser.


LOL

 
Richard Pye 2008-09-21 10:46:05 AM  
McCain bagged Brazilian beauty queens ... and he was a good kisser

This is bad news ... for Obama.

 
beoswulf 2008-09-21 10:48:05 AM  
Random Reality Check: Good to see that John McCain had the kind of moral character that allowed him to save himself for marriage and then stay monogamous during his marriage.

That's the kind of morals that the religious right supports, right?

Like Sarah Palin, the kind of woman who would never have sex before she was married.

Man, no wonder why the religious right is backing McCain/Palin over that Obama guy After all, look at that lack of moral fortitude he has shown in his lifetime!


Yeah, what's up with the evangelicals. They support an immoral playboy that's obviously just paying them them lip service for votes rather than Obama who as a Muslim apostate that converted to Christianity and regularly supported his church for 20 years is living proof of the evangelicals whole "any heathen can repent, accept Jesus and be saved" ideology

 
pxlboy [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:50:08 AM  
beoswulf: Random Reality Check: Good to see that John McCain had the kind of moral character that allowed him to save himself for marriage and then stay monogamous during his marriage.

That's the kind of morals that the religious right supports, right?

Like Sarah Palin, the kind of woman who would never have sex before she was married.

Man, no wonder why the religious right is backing McCain/Palin over that Obama guy After all, look at that lack of moral fortitude he has shown in his lifetime!

Yeah, what's up with the evangelicals. They support an immoral playboy that's obviously just paying them them lip service for votes rather than Obama who as a Muslim apostate that converted to Christianity and regularly supported his church for 20 years is living proof of the evangelicals whole "any heathen can repent, accept Jesus and be saved" ideology


evangelicals don't apply logic, you should know that by now.

 
Volk 2008-09-21 10:50:51 AM  
heh, if he wins, she is going to send him a TELEGRAM! That's pretty hi-tech for McCain.

 
at80eighty [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:51:08 AM  
beoswulf you do realise that the people you ask this question to , will never bother to reply, right?

SECRET MUSLIM™

 
5_second_rule 2008-09-21 10:52:26 AM  
I the mods will greenlight an article on the changes to the debates monday morning. Arguing over whose wife is hot is tired...they all look good but I think Sarah Palin would be a blast in the sack but then you might wake up the next morning and she might have a shotgun pointed at your head asking "why don't you love me enough" She has some control issues.

//I went to Brazil when I was in the navy and I recommend the experience to all single men. McCain's brazilian chick by today's standards down there wouldn't crack the starting lineup down there.

 
cthu1hu 2008-09-21 10:52:33 AM  
Richard Pye: McCain bagged Brazilian beauty queens ... and he was a good kisser

This is bad news ... for Obama.


Really? How so?

 
ChuckyV [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:52:47 AM  
i168.photobucket.com

 
sidiguana 2008-09-21 10:52:56 AM  
Oh, shiat - Botox! Botox now!

(Re: recent pic of beauty queen proves the cruelty of gravity)

 
Gimme The Busket 2008-09-21 10:57:55 AM  
Fishstick Kitty: wingman
Good on him. Chasing tail in Rio, while not a prereq for president, does sound pretty fun to me.

I still think Michelle Obama is hotter than Cindy McCain.

If this beast named Michelle is prettier

than Cindy:


then I'll be happy to loan you these:



/talk about love being blind...
//sheesh!


Yeah, because you're the expert. I'll bet your wife is as hot as the sun, or husband, can't figure out your gender.

 
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