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(St. Petersburg Times) Dumbass Hulkster's daughter Brooke Hogan tells Howard Stern "it's unfair to be judged by this whole voting thing," while admitting she has no idea who the Vice President currently is. "I'm just really not in the know"   (blogs.tampabay.com) divider line 106
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Truthiness [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:20:16 AM  
It's also unfair that someone who enjoys such undeserved celebrity by virtue of family is not only a moron, but proud of it.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:20:44 AM  
When you've got Artie Lange mocking you for your cluelessness on current events, you know you should just be quiet.

 
GhostFish 2008-09-21 08:23:47 AM  
How sheltered do you have to be to not know who Dick Cheney is?

Has she not turned on a TV, gone on the internet, or glanced at a newspaper in the last eight years?

This is how Cheney gets away with crap like claiming that he's not part of the executive branch. Too many people just don't give a damn.

 
Oakenshield 2008-09-21 08:24:50 AM  
Great job there, Hulk. American kids need more role models like her.

 
PDSGnome 2008-09-21 08:26:46 AM  
She'll be voting Republican. . .that is if the bookeeper registers her.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:28:43 AM  
I do like Artie's line:

Brooke: "I do support young people voting."

Artie: "I don't, not after that."

 
soy_bomb 2008-09-21 08:35:45 AM  
OMG, Howard Stern is still alive! Who knew?

 
Franco 2008-09-21 08:36:05 AM  
You know voting test I think should make a comeback. Not everyone is capable of making a rational decision to vote. Yes poll taxes and voting test where inherently racist when not everyone had access to equal education. That is still true but basically we have a point where the majority of able body adults have had access to enough education that they should be able to read.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:39:03 AM  
soy_bomb: OMG, Howard Stern is still alive! Who knew?

I've noticed that you always post the same thing in Howard Stern-related posts.

You obviously are aware of Howard Stern, as you always post your surprise that Howard Stern exists in every Howard Stern thread.

So what's your point? That you aren't interested in Howard Stern?

 
Tor_Eckman [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:43:15 AM  
Confabulat: soy_bomb: OMG, Howard Stern is still alive! Who knew?

I've noticed that you always post the same thing in Howard Stern-related posts.

You obviously are aware of Howard Stern, as you always post your surprise that Howard Stern exists in every Howard Stern thread.

So what's your point? That you aren't interested in Howard Stern?


No, his only point is that he is a dirty attention whore, and he knows there are people that will respond to this particular brand of idiocy.

So please don't.

 
soy_bomb 2008-09-21 08:44:21 AM  
Confabulat: So what's your point? That you aren't interested in Howard Stern?

I am always shocked that he is still alive. I used to listen to him in NYC on 92.3 all the time and keep forgetting he is on the radio since he went to paid. He used to relevant. Not any more.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:44:51 AM  
Franco: You know voting test I think should make a comeback. Not everyone is capable of making a rational decision to vote. Yes poll taxes and voting test where inherently racist when not everyone had access to equal education. That is still true but basically we have a point where the majority of able body adults have had access to enough education that they should be able to read.

I am sure we don't agree on much but I am right there with you.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:47:43 AM  
Tor_Eckman: So please don't.

Ah, it's just cute is all. I've read Farkers insist Howard Stern is "irrelevent" for nearly a decade now. (They always use the word "irrelevent," for some reason, like a guy who does a radio show that features strippers and Gilbert Godfried was ever somehow "relevent.")

It's funny how angry some people get over anything that has anything to do with him. It's like college football used to be with Steve Spurrier. Now THERE'S irrelevent.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-09-21 08:48:44 AM  
She's a sheltered child who hasn't had anything close to a normal upbringing. She doesn't require the same skillsets that other folks pick up during their lifetime, nor did she have to pay attention in school. The sooner folks realize this, the further along we'll be to stop wishing to be like the poor, non-educated, wealthy children of celebrities.

 
Lusiphur 2008-09-21 08:55:31 AM  
This is why I cheer every time there's a sub-par voter turnout. It means the idiots stayed home.

 
I_Approve_Of_This_Message 2008-09-21 09:00:04 AM  
thesuperficial.com

The only thing I want coming out of that mouth is "harder, daddy!"

 
moralpanic 2008-09-21 09:09:48 AM  
That's fine. She and her family are obviously conservatives anyways.

 
farbekrieg 2008-09-21 09:10:12 AM  
Sammy Jenkins: But does she know what the vice president does?

//In what respect, Howard?


Casts the deciding vote in the senate in case of a tie?

z.about.com

And protect the space time continuum, read the constitution people.

 
BalugaJoe 2008-09-21 09:12:50 AM  
Howard who?

 
oldweevil 2008-09-21 09:14:03 AM  
Which makes her obviously qualified to be Vice President herself.

 
rain_bow_six 2008-09-21 09:15:11 AM  
She's hot.

Need more pics.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:16:09 AM  
BalugaJoe: Howard who?

See, there's another one.

It's like there is this bizarre subculture of people who just refuse to acknowledge Howard Stern exists.

Do they get this way about Pat O'Brian or Joe Rogan?

It's like a bizarre Howard psychosis with some people. Some C-list celebs annoy more than others, I guess.

 
globalwarmingpraiser [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:16:16 AM  
She has one purpose in life. Looking good in a Bikini. Hope the sex tape comes out soon Giggity.

 
michaeld5 2008-09-21 09:16:38 AM  
Tor_Eckman: Confabulat: soy_bomb: OMG, Howard Stern is still alive! Who knew?

I've noticed that you always post the same thing in Howard Stern-related posts.

You obviously are aware of Howard Stern, as you always post your surprise that Howard Stern exists in every Howard Stern thread.

So what's your point? That you aren't interested in Howard Stern?

No, his only point is that he is a dirty attention whore, and he knows there are people that will respond to this particular brand of idiocy.

So please don't.


You are all snapperheads. Stern is an ass-jack who deserves liquidation.

He was funny in 1993. His routine is kinda old hat now.

Moving on...

 
moralpanic 2008-09-21 09:20:32 AM  
Ever since Howard left his wife, his show has stunk.

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:20:41 AM  
michaeld5: was funny in 1993. His routine is kinda old hat now.

Same can be said for David Letterman.

Yet you don't see the extreme venom towards Letterman you do for Stern.

Why is that?

I'm not a big Stern fan; I used to listen years ago when I drove a lot but nowadays I don't even have a Sirius subscription.

But what did he do to some of you guys, to make you flip out so much on him?

 
Don't Tase Me Bro 2008-09-21 09:21:21 AM  
soy_bomb: I used to listen to him in NYC on 92.3 all the time and keep forgetting he is on the radio since my parents won't give me twelve bucks a month to hook up satellite radio in their basement where I live.

/FTFY
//it's called a "job." Get one, and you will be able to afford Howard... and deodorant... and dental floss.

 
michaeld5 2008-09-21 09:25:10 AM  
Okay, the people have spoken.

www.thehollywoodgossip.com

cannemma.files.wordpress.com

 
sarasotarockstar 2008-09-21 09:27:44 AM  
soy_bomb: Confabulat: So what's your point? That you aren't interested in Howard Stern?

I am always shocked that he is still alive. I used to listen to him in NYC on 92.3 all the time and keep forgetting he is on the radio since he went to paid. He used to relevant. Not any more.


Personally I think its amusing for a guy who picked a screen name in homage to a performance art publicity stunt ten years ago to question ANYONE'S relevance.

/the only relevant Michael Portnoy plays drums for Dream Theater

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:29:56 AM  
sarasotarockstar: Personally I think its amusing for a guy who picked a screen name in homage to a performance art publicity stunt ten years ago to question ANYONE'S relevance.

Especially when "Soy Bomb" was just a variation of "Baba Booey."

 
Isotope 2008-09-21 09:31:07 AM  
So did she take her clothes off or ride Howard's Sybian on the show? I want to know before I waste time with the video.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:42:17 AM  
I_Approve_Of_This_Message: The only thing I want coming out of that mouth is "harder, daddy!"

might have already happened.

bp0.blogger.com

 
guilt by association 2008-09-21 09:43:59 AM  
It's unfair to be judged by this whole thing and like such as.

 
May I spooge on your face 2008-09-21 09:47:22 AM  
I_Approve_Of_This_Message: The only thing I want coming out of that mouth is "harder, daddy!"

www.bentcorner.com

theblemish.com

 
Goldfinger_Z 2008-09-21 09:49:09 AM  
Franco: You know voting test I think should make a comeback. Not everyone is capable of making a rational decision to vote. Yes poll taxes and voting test where inherently racist when not everyone had access to equal education. That is still true but basically we have a point where the majority of able body adults have had access to enough education that they should be able to read.

I'm Goldfinger_Z and I approve this message

 
fudgefactor7 2008-09-21 09:58:49 AM  
Has nobody in her "family" not considered just telling her to STFU? Honestly!

 
farbekrieg 2008-09-21 10:01:00 AM  
Goldfinger_Z: Franco: You know voting test I think should make a comeback. Not everyone is capable of making a rational decision to vote. Yes poll taxes and voting test where inherently racist when not everyone had access to equal education. That is still true but basically we have a point where the majority of able body adults have had access to enough education that they should be able to read.

I'm Goldfinger_Z and I approve this message


Because excluding people from the electoral process is the american way, go around back to pick up your hood.

/where all the white women at

 
oldweevil 2008-09-21 10:01:40 AM  
Whatcha gonna do, when the largest arms in the world rub suntan oil on you?

 
zrx_grim 2008-09-21 10:02:55 AM  
Don't Tase Me Bro: soy_bomb: I used to listen to him in NYC on 92.3 all the time and keep forgetting he is on the radio since my parents won't give me twelve bucks a month to hook up satellite radio in their basement where I live.

/FTFY
//it's called a "job." Get one, and you will be able to afford Howard... and deodorant... and dental floss.


Yes because getting sucked out of 12 bucks a month to listen to RADIO is proof of employment, residence, hygeine and good dental health.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:04:21 AM  
fudgefactor7: Has nobody in her "family" not considered just telling her to STFU? Honestly!

well mom has run off with a young man. Daddy is probably diddling her and even if he's not he's pimping her career because he's washed up and she's the bread winner right now. the brother is still reeling from permanently disabling his friend while showing off his leet driving skillz.
so it's not like they are an intellectual or politically savvy bunch.

 
CaffietineFiend [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:06:54 AM  
Those two pictures of Hulk and his baby girl make me wanna vomit.

/brb gotta go shower now. :(

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:07:21 AM  
zrx_grim: Yes because getting sucked out of 12 bucks a month to listen to RADIO is proof of employment, residence, hygeine and good dental health.

well it does offer commercial free and diverse programming that doesn't fade in and out as you drive.
besides all we have around here is right wing talk and advertisements occasionally interrupted for a song.

 
jwhite33 2008-09-21 10:08:26 AM  
I'd have been shocked if she did know who the VP is.

Bikini girl daughter of a pro wrestler is an airhead. Who would have guessed?

 
CaffietineFiend [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:13:13 AM  
Pre-implant Brooke:

www.drunkenstepfather.com

 
Rhames 2008-09-21 10:15:17 AM  
Maybe this is why Chris Benoit killed his family. He didnt want them to turn out like the Hogans. Must've had a glimpse into the future and saw the hogans lives by mistake. Whoopsies

 
ManRay [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 10:20:42 AM  
This, sadly, is the demographic that might be deciding the next election.

 
5_second_rule 2008-09-21 10:28:15 AM  
I was reading the article's comments and is it true that both of Brooke and the son in jail didn't graduate HS? Wow and for all the excitement this election has created its not shocking that people don't care.

Every day on the morning drive radio shows, they're practically begging people to get registered to vote and then someone calls asking what day do you vote. *Facepalm*

This is why republicans win because enough of their people care show up. Obama had
10,000+ in Jacksonville yesterday but one has to wonder were you there just for the spectacle or you actually going to follow through and vote? If these folks show up, Obama wins fairly easy but not then its McCain.

//satellite radio is must have for the political junkie and I used to listen to Howard Stern all the time on Sirrus til I realized he just wants be a celebrity like the people he mocks.

 
CaptainFatass 2008-09-21 10:35:49 AM  
Great, so she's masculine and ignorant.

 
zrx_grim 2008-09-21 10:38:08 AM  
Hobodeluxe: zrx_grim: Yes because getting sucked out of 12 bucks a month to listen to RADIO is proof of employment, residence, hygeine and good dental health.

well it does offer commercial free and diverse programming that doesn't fade in and out as you drive.
besides all we have around here is right wing talk and advertisements occasionally interrupted for a song.


Nice pitch, do you get a dollar if I sign up? :)

I'm lucky to be in New England, its still radio soup up here. A lot of people I know have satellite though and enjoy it. I wasn't swinging at satellite so much as at the statement and troll assumption DTMB tossed out there.

When I'm under caffeinated or over alcoholed I forget the "don't feed the trolls" warnings going off in my head. Luckily, you replied and not someone from under the bridge.

 
schubie 2008-09-21 11:04:03 AM  
ya'll, it looks like she has a mini penis.

 
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