I got...sssssssssteam, HEAT! I got....sssssssssssteam, HEAT!

And I need your love, to keep away the cold!

(or at least the D minuses)

/just finished The Pajama Game
//first helper
///bruised arm from four nights of falling to prove it

Who's up for a parent teacher conference?

Because prostitution has been legal in New Zealand since 2003, maybe?

I can't believe this wasn't touted as one of those stories about how teachers should be paid more.

"Meet Suzy Jenkins. She sells her body to feed her addiction. The nights are long and hard, and sometimes she wonders if it's worth it. She has trouble getting through the days, and worries about the effects on her children. What addiction could be so powerful you ask? Teaching the youth of New Zealand. And now you know, the rest of the story. staplermofo ... Good day."

My sixth grade teacher sometimes wore a completely see-through blouse, so that you could see her bra. It was pretty great. I think it was a test to see if 12 year old boys liked boobs. They do, by the way. I didn't think much of it, until I mentioned it to my mom... That was a funny conversation. My mom was mad.

Because prostitution has been legal in New Zealand since 2003, maybe?


Because talking like Dr. Zoidberg is always cool, perhaps?


/Thread gives new meaning to phrase, "Hot for teacher."

Sun God: until I mentioned it to my mom...

People like you spoil it for the rest of us.. Just shut the hell up.

Why is this news? New Zealand isn't a land of religious prudes? Good on them.

I believe I speak for everyone else who entered this thread when I request pics. Else it didn't happen. *adjusts monocle*

So if a child has been bad, she's actually willing to spank the parent?

/For a price, of course
//What's the price?

Dad, can I have $400 for lunch money?

SUNGOD,

So YOU'RE the asshole who ruined it for the rest of us.. gj..

Hell, just have her take on the job of teaching sex-ed as well as the regular classes.

Well, is she hot?

Gaylord Fister: Well, is she hot?

mmhmm.

Agamemnon: Gaylord Fister: Well, is she hot?

mmhmm.

A proper response to my question would be to post a picture.

DeRosso: So if a child has been bad, she's actually willing to spank the parent?

/For a price, of course
//What's the price?

A policy I can get behind.

/sorry
//had to

That's whats wrong with America. Without legalized prostitution,
teachers are reduced to sleeping with their students (which upsets
people for some reason) and draws the media away from important
issues like "How far into McCain's first term would Palin become
the first woman President?"

Will the banana replace the apple as the fruit of choice for teacher gifts?

/butternut squash is not a fruit

Sun God: I didn't think much of it, until I mentioned it to my mom... That was a funny conversation. My mom was mad.

Thanks, jackass. I wondered why she started wearing havy sweaters.

In America they'd seek to have her fired if it was disclosed that she was having sex with her husband.

Or moonloghting as a Bikini fishing charter as was covered here some months back.

Parents these days really would prefer it if androgynous, asexual, eunuch robots taught their children.

Any indication that anybody involved with children in ANY capacity is a sexual being of any persuasion is simply outrageous to them.

Shiat, I'd almost go so far that if a bunch of kids were rifling through their teachers purse and found a condom she'd be pressured out.

fappomatic: Dad, can I have $400 for lunch money?

WIN.

At least she's not sleeping with the students.

Apparently you all went to school with Sun God
I wish I had sexy teachers as a kid.

"Rodeodoc 2008-09-21 08:38:11 AM
Sun God: I didn't think much of it, until I mentioned it to my mom... That was a funny conversation. My mom was mad.

Thanks, jackass. I wondered why she started wearing havy sweaters?"

We so few women in them that I would have to say a shapely female wearing a tight sweater is a bigger turn on that one wearing a see through with bra. But that's me.

oryx: At least she's not sleeping with the students.

?

Too Bad she's not sleeping with students

/missed out on the whole sleeping with my hot teachers thing

"Oh_Enough_Already 2008-09-21 08:43:50 AM
Parents these days really would prefer it if androgynous, asexual, eunuch robots taught their children."

And that's especially humorous since what they are getting are coke snorting part time porn stars from Mars.

I don't understand. Did her employment contract specify that she is not allowed to engage in other for-profit activities while employed by the school? Because those clauses are often unenforceable.

Freshman and sophomore English was with a former Miss Texas as my teacher. Never thought I would enjoy diagramming sentences and learning about gerunds and participles. And my Dad was suddenly interested in parent-teacher conferences.

I imagine it might be the same with this woman.

/Ahhh, Ruth-Ann
//wound up marrying some rich old fart and stopped teaching

we had a teacher we called bullets, because her nipples were always hard. that was a fun year. i always sat near the front, and paid close attention.

Oh_Enough_Already:
Any indication that anybody involved with children in ANY capacity is a sexual being of any persuasion is simply outrageous to them.

I seriously believe that the time is coming where anybody working with children will need to be temporarily medically de-sexualised for the duration of the job. I have no idea if it's currently actually possible to temporarily turn off all sexual desire and identity in adults via medical/hormonal treatment, but this just screams like something that would be implemented as policy in the next few years - at the rate paranoia against any kind of sexuality of people working with children is going.

Fiction Fan: I got...sssssssssteam, HEAT! I got....sssssssssssteam, HEAT!

And I need your love, to keep away the cold!

(or at least the D minuses)

/just finished The Pajama Game
//first helper
///bruised arm from four nights of falling to prove it

Hey there, you with the muscular thighs...

Jormungandr: Apparently you all went to school with Sun God
I wish I had sexy teachers as a kid.

LOL sucks to be you. I had some pretty hot teachers growing up. Especially the 6th grade one...

But if she teaches sex ed. or evolution, she'll be gone in a flash.

gwydion56: /butternut squash is not a fruit

since when?

snuff3r: Why is this news? New Zealand isn't a land of religious prudes? Good on them.



Oh,and about the teacher...sometimes you do what you gotta do...

If you're a good student, she gives you an A, but if you're an exceptional student, you get T&A

/Oh wait... primary school
//Arrest her for pedophilia!
///Oh wait! It's a woman. Give her 3 months!

Sun God: I think it was a test to see if 12 year old boys liked boobs.

I bet those kids were reluctant to stand up in class.

If only there was a Fark meme which addressed the insufficiency of threads which lack graphical representations of the subject matter...

In grade eight I had a student teacher from England, her name was Miss Blowy! she was gorgeous had a fabulous chest and a lovely accent (to a filthy Aussie)....oh I was in looooooooooooove

Melgania: Oh_Enough_Already:
Any indication that anybody involved with children in ANY capacity is a sexual being of any persuasion is simply outrageous to them.

I seriously believe that the time is coming where anybody working with children will need to be temporarily medically de-sexualised for the duration of the job. I have no idea if it's currently actually possible to temporarily turn off all sexual desire and identity in adults via medical/hormonal treatment, but this just screams like something that would be implemented as policy in the next few years - at the rate paranoia against any kind of sexuality of people working with children is going.

How about performing this hypothetical procedure on the children themselves?

For every case where an adult gets in trouble for having sex with a teen where there genuinely was coercion and abuse there are hundreds where the teens boys and girls were willing, active and enthusiastic participants.

I've always thought that under-18 teens who have sex with adults should be charged with a crime as well if and when said adult gets in legal trouble for it.

If a 16 year old helped an adult rob a bank he or she would be charged as an accessory.

Why should this be any different?

Accessory to statutory rape or some such.

Since it's legal, she did't get busted, so how'd the school find out in the first place? Outraged parents? I'm guessing outraged parent johns, or pissed off wives of johns, which makes the whole immoral issue moot. I doubt she was handing out adverts at school.

As for hot teachers, I had a bunch of them, but as far as I know, none of them were putting out.

I read that headline and my first thought was "what country, 'cuz that sure as Hell ain't America." I didn't know which country it'd be, but I knew it wasn't "the Land of the Free™."

deadapostle: If you're a good student, she gives you an A, but if you're an exceptional student, you get T&A

/Oh wait... primary school
//Arrest her for pedophilia!
///Oh wait! It's a woman. Give her 3 months!

You're first sentence was great, but it doesn't say she's farking small children, so you lost me on the rest.

Wulph: gwydion56: /butternut squash is not a fruit

since when?

Pay attention, class:

Not Fruit:

Fruit:

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

/back to topic

Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

Oh_Enough_Already:
I've always thought that under-18 teens who have sex with adults should be charged with a crime as well if and when said adult gets in legal trouble for it.

I think the way they view it is basically that the adult should have the presence of mind not to go along with it at all in the first place, no matter how much the teen is a willing participant. Or even if the teen is the seducer and initiator.

The adult is expected to step back and realise that they're not dealing with a fully developed individual. It's just a teen who's probably hormonal and confused and has an infatuation to them. It's something that the adult is expected to be equipped to handle, and not go along and get carried away with it.

I don't fully agree with this outlook really, just sayin', this is where the assumptions seem to lie at the moment, and what the legal basis of adult-teen sex laws are.

Alacritous: Sun God: until I mentioned it to my mom...

People like you spoil it for the rest of us.. Just shut the hell up.

AGREED

FauxNews: Sun God: I think it was a test to see if 12 year old boys liked boobs.

I bet those kids were reluctant to stand up in class.

I don't think it was a matter of choice.