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(3 News New Zealand) Spiffy News: Primary school teacher found to be moonlighting as a prostitute. Fark: They didn't fire her and aren't sure she should be punished at all   (3news.co.nz) divider line 80
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Fiction Fan 2008-09-21 02:58:15 AM  
I got...sssssssssteam, HEAT! I got....sssssssssssteam, HEAT!

And I need your love, to keep away the cold!

(or at least the D minuses)

/just finished The Pajama Game
//first helper
///bruised arm from four nights of falling to prove it

 
ninjakirby [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 03:09:59 AM  
Who's up for a parent teacher conference?

 
propasaurus [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 03:11:35 AM  
Because prostitution has been legal in New Zealand since 2003, maybe?

 
staplermofo [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 03:19:20 AM  
I can't believe this wasn't touted as one of those stories about how teachers should be paid more.

"Meet Suzy Jenkins. She sells her body to feed her addiction. The nights are long and hard, and sometimes she wonders if it's worth it. She has trouble getting through the days, and worries about the effects on her children. What addiction could be so powerful you ask? Teaching the youth of New Zealand. And now you know, the rest of the story. staplermofo ... Good day."

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 03:29:51 AM  
My sixth grade teacher sometimes wore a completely see-through blouse, so that you could see her bra. It was pretty great. I think it was a test to see if 12 year old boys liked boobs. They do, by the way. I didn't think much of it, until I mentioned it to my mom... That was a funny conversation. My mom was mad.

 
Fiction Fan 2008-09-21 03:45:15 AM  
Because prostitution has been legal in New Zealand since 2003, maybe?


Because talking like Dr. Zoidberg is always cool, perhaps?


/Thread gives new meaning to phrase, "Hot for teacher."

 
Alacritous [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 04:44:35 AM  
Sun God: until I mentioned it to my mom...

People like you spoil it for the rest of us.. Just shut the hell up.

 
snuff3r [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 06:38:46 AM  
Why is this news? New Zealand isn't a land of religious prudes? Good on them.

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:07:50 AM  
I believe I speak for everyone else who entered this thread when I request pics. Else it didn't happen. *adjusts monocle*

 
DeRosso 2008-09-21 08:23:10 AM  
So if a child has been bad, she's actually willing to spank the parent?

/For a price, of course
//What's the price?

 
fappomatic 2008-09-21 08:29:05 AM  
Dad, can I have $400 for lunch money?

 
Axias [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 08:29:37 AM  
SUNGOD,

So YOU'RE the asshole who ruined it for the rest of us.. gj..

 
gothelder 2008-09-21 08:29:47 AM  
Hell, just have her take on the job of teaching sex-ed as well as the regular classes.

 
Gaylord Fister 2008-09-21 08:30:07 AM  
Well, is she hot?

 
Agamemnon 2008-09-21 08:31:55 AM  
Gaylord Fister: Well, is she hot?

mmhmm.

 
Gaylord Fister 2008-09-21 08:34:08 AM  
Agamemnon: Gaylord Fister: Well, is she hot?

mmhmm.


A proper response to my question would be to post a picture.

 
LonMead 2008-09-21 08:34:19 AM  
DeRosso: So if a child has been bad, she's actually willing to spank the parent?

/For a price, of course
//What's the price?


A policy I can get behind.

/sorry
//had to

 
adeist69 2008-09-21 08:35:00 AM  
That's whats wrong with America. Without legalized prostitution,
teachers are reduced to sleeping with their students (which upsets
people for some reason) and draws the media away from important
issues like "How far into McCain's first term would Palin become
the first woman President?"

 
gwydion56 2008-09-21 08:36:22 AM  
Will the banana replace the apple as the fruit of choice for teacher gifts?

/butternut squash is not a fruit

 
Rodeodoc 2008-09-21 08:38:11 AM  
Sun God: I didn't think much of it, until I mentioned it to my mom... That was a funny conversation. My mom was mad.

Thanks, jackass. I wondered why she started wearing havy sweaters.

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2008-09-21 08:43:50 AM  
In America they'd seek to have her fired if it was disclosed that she was having sex with her husband.

Or moonloghting as a Bikini fishing charter as was covered here some months back.

Parents these days really would prefer it if androgynous, asexual, eunuch robots taught their children.

Any indication that anybody involved with children in ANY capacity is a sexual being of any persuasion is simply outrageous to them.

Shiat, I'd almost go so far that if a bunch of kids were rifling through their teachers purse and found a condom she'd be pressured out.

 
some_wild-eyed_8-foot_tall_maniac 2008-09-21 08:44:02 AM  
fappomatic: Dad, can I have $400 for lunch money?

WIN.

 
oryx 2008-09-21 08:44:37 AM  
At least she's not sleeping with the students.

 
Jormungandr 2008-09-21 08:46:15 AM  
Apparently you all went to school with Sun God
I wish I had sexy teachers as a kid.

 
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes 2008-09-21 08:47:30 AM  
"Rodeodoc 2008-09-21 08:38:11 AM
Sun God: I didn't think much of it, until I mentioned it to my mom... That was a funny conversation. My mom was mad.

Thanks, jackass. I wondered why she started wearing havy sweaters?"

We so few women in them that I would have to say a shapely female wearing a tight sweater is a bigger turn on that one wearing a see through with bra. But that's me.

 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad 2008-09-21 08:48:00 AM  
oryx: At least she's not sleeping with the students.

?

Too Bad she's not sleeping with students

/missed out on the whole sleeping with my hot teachers thing

 
Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes 2008-09-21 08:50:27 AM  
"Oh_Enough_Already 2008-09-21 08:43:50 AM
Parents these days really would prefer it if androgynous, asexual, eunuch robots taught their children."

And that's especially humorous since what they are getting are coke snorting part time porn stars from Mars.

 
odigity 2008-09-21 08:50:43 AM  
I don't understand. Did her employment contract specify that she is not allowed to engage in other for-profit activities while employed by the school? Because those clauses are often unenforceable.

 
LonMead 2008-09-21 08:52:41 AM  
Freshman and sophomore English was with a former Miss Texas as my teacher. Never thought I would enjoy diagramming sentences and learning about gerunds and participles. And my Dad was suddenly interested in parent-teacher conferences.

I imagine it might be the same with this woman.

/Ahhh, Ruth-Ann
//wound up marrying some rich old fart and stopped teaching

 
Primitive Screwhead 2008-09-21 08:53:22 AM  
i36.photobucket.com

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-09-21 08:56:52 AM  
we had a teacher we called bullets, because her nipples were always hard. that was a fun year. i always sat near the front, and paid close attention.

 
Melgania 2008-09-21 08:58:26 AM  
Oh_Enough_Already:
Any indication that anybody involved with children in ANY capacity is a sexual being of any persuasion is simply outrageous to them.


I seriously believe that the time is coming where anybody working with children will need to be temporarily medically de-sexualised for the duration of the job. I have no idea if it's currently actually possible to temporarily turn off all sexual desire and identity in adults via medical/hormonal treatment, but this just screams like something that would be implemented as policy in the next few years - at the rate paranoia against any kind of sexuality of people working with children is going.

 
cryptozoophiliac 2008-09-21 08:59:33 AM  
Fiction Fan: I got...sssssssssteam, HEAT! I got....sssssssssssteam, HEAT!

And I need your love, to keep away the cold!

(or at least the D minuses)

/just finished The Pajama Game
//first helper
///bruised arm from four nights of falling to prove it


Hey there, you with the muscular thighs...

 
moralpanic 2008-09-21 09:07:31 AM  
Jormungandr: Apparently you all went to school with Sun God
I wish I had sexy teachers as a kid.


LOL sucks to be you. I had some pretty hot teachers growing up. Especially the 6th grade one...

 
Oakenshield 2008-09-21 09:07:58 AM  
But if she teaches sex ed. or evolution, she'll be gone in a flash.

 
Wulph 2008-09-21 09:09:45 AM  
gwydion56: /butternut squash is not a fruit

since when?

 
Daffydil [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:10:08 AM  
snuff3r: Why is this news? New Zealand isn't a land of religious prudes? Good on them.

i201.photobucket.com

Oh,and about the teacher...sometimes you do what you gotta do...

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:10:47 AM  
If you're a good student, she gives you an A, but if you're an exceptional student, you get T&A

/Oh wait... primary school
//Arrest her for pedophilia!
///Oh wait! It's a woman. Give her 3 months!

 
FauxNews 2008-09-21 09:11:08 AM  
Sun God: I think it was a test to see if 12 year old boys liked boobs.

I bet those kids were reluctant to stand up in class.

 
sendbillmoney [TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:11:26 AM  
If only there was a Fark meme which addressed the insufficiency of threads which lack graphical representations of the subject matter...

 
FauxNews 2008-09-21 09:14:56 AM  
In grade eight I had a student teacher from England, her name was Miss Blowy! she was gorgeous had a fabulous chest and a lovely accent (to a filthy Aussie)....oh I was in looooooooooooove

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2008-09-21 09:15:30 AM  
Melgania: Oh_Enough_Already:
Any indication that anybody involved with children in ANY capacity is a sexual being of any persuasion is simply outrageous to them.

I seriously believe that the time is coming where anybody working with children will need to be temporarily medically de-sexualised for the duration of the job. I have no idea if it's currently actually possible to temporarily turn off all sexual desire and identity in adults via medical/hormonal treatment, but this just screams like something that would be implemented as policy in the next few years - at the rate paranoia against any kind of sexuality of people working with children is going.


How about performing this hypothetical procedure on the children themselves?

For every case where an adult gets in trouble for having sex with a teen where there genuinely was coercion and abuse there are hundreds where the teens boys and girls were willing, active and enthusiastic participants.

I've always thought that under-18 teens who have sex with adults should be charged with a crime as well if and when said adult gets in legal trouble for it.

If a 16 year old helped an adult rob a bank he or she would be charged as an accessory.

Why should this be any different?

Accessory to statutory rape or some such.

 
Flash314 2008-09-21 09:18:46 AM  
Since it's legal, she did't get busted, so how'd the school find out in the first place? Outraged parents? I'm guessing outraged parent johns, or pissed off wives of johns, which makes the whole immoral issue moot. I doubt she was handing out adverts at school.

As for hot teachers, I had a bunch of them, but as far as I know, none of them were putting out.

 
Crocodile 2008-09-21 09:19:50 AM  
I read that headline and my first thought was "what country, 'cuz that sure as Hell ain't America." I didn't know which country it'd be, but I knew it wasn't "the Land of the Free™."

 
Daffydil [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-21 09:20:05 AM  
deadapostle: If you're a good student, she gives you an A, but if you're an exceptional student, you get T&A

/Oh wait... primary school
//Arrest her for pedophilia!
///Oh wait! It's a woman. Give her 3 months!


You're first sentence was great, but it doesn't say she's farking small children, so you lost me on the rest.

 
LonMead 2008-09-21 09:22:28 AM  
Wulph: gwydion56: /butternut squash is not a fruit

since when?


Pay attention, class:

Not Fruit:farm2.static.flickr.com

Fruit:i59.photobucket.com

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

/back to topic

 
bcroz 2008-09-21 09:25:15 AM  
Miss Davis, would you go to the prom with me?

 
Melgania 2008-09-21 09:36:38 AM  
Oh_Enough_Already:
I've always thought that under-18 teens who have sex with adults should be charged with a crime as well if and when said adult gets in legal trouble for it.


I think the way they view it is basically that the adult should have the presence of mind not to go along with it at all in the first place, no matter how much the teen is a willing participant. Or even if the teen is the seducer and initiator.

The adult is expected to step back and realise that they're not dealing with a fully developed individual. It's just a teen who's probably hormonal and confused and has an infatuation to them. It's something that the adult is expected to be equipped to handle, and not go along and get carried away with it.

I don't fully agree with this outlook really, just sayin', this is where the assumptions seem to lie at the moment, and what the legal basis of adult-teen sex laws are.

 
kingfish2004 2008-09-21 09:37:10 AM  
Alacritous: Sun God: until I mentioned it to my mom...

People like you spoil it for the rest of us.. Just shut the hell up.


AGREED

 
lenfromak 2008-09-21 09:43:23 AM  
FauxNews: Sun God: I think it was a test to see if 12 year old boys liked boobs.

I bet those kids were reluctant to stand up in class.


I don't think it was a matter of choice.

 
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