Think maybe she was trying to Save the Green Planet?

Close encounters of the Hammer kind?

apparently she can touch this

ive got nothing

Can't touch this.

She is being in Lake County (Ill.) Jail undergoing psychological evaluation.

Glad she's being in Lake County (Ill) jail.

article penned by former Chinese menu writer?

Jamieboy: She is being in Lake County (Ill.) Jail undergoing psychological evaluation.

Glad she's being in Lake County (Ill) jail.

article penned by former Chinese menu writer?

you know who else was Ill?

So much for being 2 legit 2 quit...

On the Case

hotlinked, just for kicks

Wanted for questioning

JesterGirl: Wanted for questioning

Sugar. In...water.

'swhat you get for marrying a mexican

My hammer's a cold piece of blood-lethal steel
I grin while you writhe with the pain that I deal
Swinging the hammer, I hack through their heads
Deviant defilers, you're next to be dead
I unleash my hammer with sadistic intent
Pounding, surrounding, slamming through your head
Yeah!

/sorry. having a metal moment.

And paulseta wins the thread right out of the gate.

/lold irl


Also, whenever stuff like this happens, I can't help but think... what if she was right? What if her husband really was an alien?

Maybe the problem was she wasn't taking her medications for mental illness

Or maybe she took 2 pills instead of 1. More is better when it comes to medication, right folks?

Good headline subby! I like the word 'hammery'.


Me thinks a medication change is in order. Better living through chemistry!

That is why you make sure they're ok with your non-human lineage before you marry them... Not that I would know.

Meh... It's a streetlight...

Capgras syndrome.

more animals

'

Approves

It's no fun beating an alien illegally.

Reminds me of the time my friend killed a guy with a hammer.

Stop- Hammer Time (new window)

ragnarqk: Also, whenever stuff like this happens, I can't help but think... what if she was right? What if her husband really was an alien?

Murphy's Law would dictate that her husband isn't.
However, the officers that came to take her away and take of her in jail, are.

Scifientologist: Sugar water? Not lemonade or ice water or tap water?

How has this not been posted yet?

My ex... uhh yeah... I think he may be an alien too now that you mention it.

I blame Bush.

starsrift: ragnarqk: Also, whenever stuff like this happens, I can't help but think... what if she was right? What if her husband really was an alien?

Murphy's Law would dictate that her husband isn't.
However, the officers that came to take her away and take of her in jail, are.

I think you mean "Occam's Razor", where the most probable explaination is the correct one.

Murphy's Law would apply if she was trying to be sent to a mental institution but the person she attacked turned out to actually be an extraterrestrial.