What, was she serving fuzzy navels and buttery nipples?

What was the problem? It's not like any of the patrons were complaining...

I also bet she was making some pretty decent tips that day, too.

If you're hankering for fresh Clamato, or a decent white Russian, a naked bartender is a must.

This article is useless without pics

Crapweasel: This article is useless without pics

I came here to say this.

I came here for the Slippery Nipple references.

I'll stay for a beer.

OMG OMG nudity! Let's inflict a harsh penal sentence! OMG OMG! We're retarded! OMG!

Crapweasel: This article is useless without pics

damn beaten at 4 am

MalloreeH: What was the problem? It's not like any of the patrons were complaining...

I also bet she was making some pretty decent tips that day, too.

Ummmmmm... DEPENDING on what she looked like, maybe the reason that someone tipped off the police was because she was naked.

Some people need tarps to cover themselves to look good.

Lumoclear: MalloreeH: What was the problem? It's not like any of the patrons were complaining...

I also bet she was making some pretty decent tips that day, too.

Ummmmmm... DEPENDING on what she looked like, maybe the reason that someone tipped off the police was because she was naked.

Some people need tarps to cover themselves to look good.

If you had RTFA, then you'd know that no one turned her in. The cops just happened to have been doing random bar sweeps and popped in on her nekkid.

Mom?

When in Ft. Lauderdale, be sure to visit Charlies Rustic Bay Inn. It's a kind of out of the way place where it's not uncommon for the frisky female barkeeps to get it on with the customers right on the bar. They get raided like clockwork from the Oakland Park PD on a regular basis, but that just gets booo's

koan: OMG OMG nudity! Let's inflict a harsh penal sentence! OMG OMG! We're retarded! OMG!



I'd love to be the one to give her a penal sentence.

Hmm... a GIS for her name brings this up first.



/hotlink as tip?

koan: OMG OMG nudity! Let's inflict a harsh penal sentence! OMG OMG! We're retarded! OMG!

Hehe, you said penal.

\PENIS

MalloreeH:

What are you doing out here in LiterLand? A pretty girl like you could get hurt out here!

TwistedFark: Lumoclear: MalloreeH: What was the problem? It's not like any of the patrons were complaining...

I also bet she was making some pretty decent tips that day, too.

Ummmmmm... DEPENDING on what she looked like, maybe the reason that someone tipped off the police was because she was naked.

Some people need tarps to cover themselves to look good.

If you had RTFA, then you'd know that no one turned her in. The cops just happened to have been doing random bar sweeps and popped in on her nekkid.

Yeah, read the article, but it is good to see that someone still believes that cops randomly "routinely" check bars in the middle of the afternoon. I mean, they JUST happened to be there at the right time, in the right place, and damn more crimes would be solved if that happened. They found the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus drinking beer there too.

/ Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
// What are the chances of that happening?
/// oh yeah, it's a make believe Hollywood movie

Ambiturnal: Hmm... a GIS for her name brings this up first.



Should have tried google news search (new window)

Would not hit

"Teh Funnies" aside, isn't there some sort of constitutional thingy you have over there that says bail is supposed to be a reasonable some?

When the hell does $8000 for being naked come out as reasonable?

Seriously she's not gonna get fined that! Hell, dunno about in the USA, but here a public indecency (which I'd like to note shouldn't be "being naked". Nudity is not something that's indecent) will probably get you a coupla hundred quid fine, max. Maybe a 6 days in jail if you sass the magistrate.

So surely $8000 bail is excessive, therefore unconstitutional.

global wombats: Ambiturnal: Hmm... a GIS for her name brings this up first.



Should have tried google news search (new window)

Would not hit

Never know, she might be a butterface.

IT's a bond, not bail.


the bond means that she can post collateral without actually having to pay anything at all (like, the deed to her car).

Paying that much in actual bail would mean that she either has to scrounge 8000 Cash, or contact the local bondsmen and pay him a fee (about 10%) that's non-refundable.


Bond allows her to put up some form of collateral, and not have to worry about losing anything at all. At 33 years old, it's not unreasonable to expect her to be able to have that kind of collateral, especially as it won't even come due unless she skips.

Samsaran: A reasonably attractive female body can make ordinarily reasonable males, especially young men, act like gibbering baboons.

Isn't that the point of bars in general?

Illinois! Represent for the Land of Lincoln! Woot Woot!!!

/would not hit
//do not want
///East Alton??? You gotta be shiating me!

$8k for bail for being naked? That's not possible, is it? I could go out and rape and pillage and my bail would be in the $500 to 2k range, not that I have any experience with raping and pillaging. Must be, has to be a misprint.

shiat, this happens at the sports bar my wife works at all the time. Unfortunately, it's the guys who get naked more often than the girls (but there's a fair amount of both).

/naked Golden Tee is burned into my brain forevermore
//this is a bad bad thing
///pretty funny, though

The problem was, when you come to grips
She had no place to put her tips...

Day_Old_Dutchie: The problem was, when you come to grips
She had no place to put her tips...

So it will be too cold for her...
?

Jamieboy: $8k for bail for being naked? That's not possible, is it? I could go out and rape and pillage and my bail would be in the $500 to 2k range, not that I have any experience with raping and pillaging. Must be, has to be a misprint.

Not really. I have some family with rather extension experience with bonds. $500-2000 would be an average bond. That's only 10% of the bond, the non-refundable portion that the bondsman keeps.

Baz the Spaz: Illinois! Represent for the Land of Lincoln! Woot Woot!!!

/would not hit
//do not want
///East Alton??? You gotta be shiating me!

Carbondale area has better strip clubs. FYI. SIUC girls are crazy.

Yeah, give Farkers a chance to actually see a live girl naked.

Wizard Drongo: "Teh Funnies" aside, isn't there some sort of constitutional thingy you have over there that says bail is supposed to be a reasonable some?

When the hell does $8000 for being naked come out as reasonable?

Seriously she's not gonna get fined that! Hell, dunno about in the USA, but here a public indecency (which I'd like to note shouldn't be "being naked". Nudity is not something that's indecent) will probably get you a coupla hundred quid fine, max. Maybe a 6 days in jail if you sass the magistrate.

So surely $8000 bail is excessive, therefore unconstitutional.

In towns with liquor/nudity laws, it's a serious crime to do what she did. $8000 may seem excessive, but she was serving alcohol at the same time, which is a big deal in some U.S. jurisdictions.


/I don't have a prolem with it as long as they are an adult business and so forth - nudity is not a big deal.

Mordis: MalloreeH:

What are you doing out here in LiterLand? A pretty girl like you could get hurt out here!

don't even get me started... i miss TFD so much it makes me want to cry.

MalloreeH: Mordis: MalloreeH:

What are you doing out here in LiterLand? A pretty girl like you could get hurt out here!

don't even get me started... i miss TFD so much it makes me want to cry.

Bartending naked will get you a lot more than $5/month, if you miss it THAT much.

someone probably took a phone pic, sent it to his buddy, buddy's wife intercepted it and called the cops.

Turn the lights down and she'll get plenty of tips. I guess most Farkers haven't been to certain celebrated beaches or a nudist resort.

Americans and nudity. Show someone having the crap beat out of them or blown apart? Yawn. A flash of nipple? "OMG!! Did you see that!! That is NOT right. What about the children?!"

You're out of middle school, right? Get over it.

Accused? She must be ugly.

This bartender at this goth bar I used to hang out at would always flash her boobs at the patrons. She never had any complaints.

She was a super cool chick to hang out with, and very light to pick up

It seems that I've been seeing a lot of articles like this about the St. Louis area lately. I really don't take proper advantage of living here.

Oh, no. Someone must do something and punish the man responsible.

global wombats: Ambiturnal: Hmm... a GIS for her name brings this up first.



Should have tried google news search (new window)

Would not hit

On second thought, TTI just fine without any further pics. In fact, it's a shame that what has been seen cannot be unseen.

I'll join in with the whining as to why does this never happen in bars that I have ever frequented..

global wombats: Ambiturnal: Hmm... a GIS for her name brings this up first.



Should have tried google news search (new window)

Would not hit

KMOV ran a story about this and when they mention her name, that's the picture that came up.

Definately do not want!