Remarkable.

No butts about it.

I expect a few examples of poorly evolved anuses will show up at some point to decry evolution.

I'm sorry, but the hairy anus is proof against intelligent design.

Story stinks.

Apparently this is the creature under debate.

It sure wasn't intelligent design that put it right next to the snack bar.

I wonder if the evolution has been rapidly advanced since the creation of Taco Bell?

clancifer: I wonder if the evolution has been rapidly advanced since the creation of Taco Bell?

Well, they say necessity is the mother of invention...

I'd like to volunteer to beta test the next evolution. This one itches.

Which, as usual leaves us asking where this asshole came from.

"I"m not convinced at all. The issue remains open," he said.


Many of the most important statements about evolution can be traced back to the anus.

Bevets: Many of the most important statements about evolution from Bevets can be traced back to the anus.

FTFY

Bevets: "I"m not convinced at all. The issue remains open," he said.


Many of the most important statements about evolution can be traced back to the anus.

This thread instead of the "Genetic Engineering could recreate the Nephilim" thread? Unfortunate.

culebra: Remarkable.

If only there were some expression to signify a thread being over after the Boobieses.

Damn, Drew! loosen up that filter.

Bevets: Many of the most important statements about evolution can be traced back to the anus.

I believe that's the second joke I've ever witnessed stemming from you.

Too bad the "statements about evolution" come from the mouths (or rectums) of you and your ilk ;)

UNC_Samurai: I'm sorry, but the hairy anus is proof against intelligent design.

Dude, you need hair back there. It acts to prevent chafeage between your buttcheeks.

Bevets: Many of the most important statements about evolution can be traced back to the anus.

I believe you're the one who does most of the pooh-pooh-ing of evolution hereabouts.

Scientists must get to the bottom of this. No ifs ands or butts. They really need to be anal about this. Sphincter.

This thread wouldn't be complete without a link to the original oil hits the anus thread (new window).

At last! Validation for my work to create Anus v2.0(TM)!

Chariset: Well, they say necessity is the mother of invention

I thought it was desperation.

What a load of crap.

Bevets: "I"m not convinced at all. The issue remains open," he said.


Many of the most important statements about evolution can be traced back to the anus.

Certainly most of yours can.

Butt we're all having fun!

Approves

Farkazoid: Approves

Jeebus... I'm not sure whether to laugh or throw up a little...

When Lord made man, the body parts get together and argued;

"Who will be the boss of the body?"

The stomach started with, "Since I digested the food, I must be the boss."

The brain said, "Since I am controlling the body parts, I must be the boss."

The eyes explained, "Since I can see the environment I must be the boss."

The legs countered, "Since I take the body to where ever it needs, I must be the boss."

Then the arsehole added, "Since I let the body feel good by taking out everything not needed, I should
be the boss.

The body parts laughed and laughed at the arsehole. The arsehole got crazy mad and shut up;

Three days later the body parts began to get sick since the arsehole hadn't let anything out. The brain got foggy, the legs wobbled, the eyes got crossed and the stomach got sick. Then the body parts get together and agreed to make the arsehole boss!

This proves that the only thing you need to be to be the boss is an arsehole

culebra: skid Remarkable.

Samsaran: I will say this about whomever greenlights threads ... they know their audience.

A bunch of geeks who never "evolved" past middle school.



You just never stop putting your foot in your mouth do you?

Superior troll is condescending.

/Anus

That's two, let's see how many more of Fark's favourite type of crazies are still up.

/blasphemer.

culebra: Remarkable.

win!

Front to back? Back to front? A mixture? Teach the controversy!

HowlingFrog: This thread wouldn't be complete without a link to the original oil hits the anus thread (new window).

Wow, 2005!

HowlingFrog: This thread wouldn't be complete without a link to the original oil hits the anus thread (new window).

I am glad you put in that link. I was wondering what that was all about. I noticed no one else comented on it, so I figured it was something I missed.

I just got home, drunlk as a fu kin skunk, and I've gotta tell yolu, anus su ks.

themeaningoflifeisnot

Son, I hope you drove yourself home.

Die Kunst Der Fuge: themeaningoflifeisnot

Son, I hope you drove yourself home.

You mean didn't drive yourself home, right?

Got ell the Sppartenas Leonidiis with iiiicy figgers dieed ;like a fage with a bunch of arrows in hiim.

In related news people are being paid to study arses.

culebra: Remarkable.

Over in one.

*golf clap*

\how many assholes do we have on this ship?

I'll hazard that Seymour Butts was one of the scientists involved in the study.

penis goes where?


//penis
//anus

/highly evolved

Has this ever been posted? May answer some questions:

http://www.springerlink.com/content/kqx8g26u532p8107/

supernaturaltoe: /highly evolved

You let your cat on the desk? Gross!

Mordis: supernaturaltoe: /highly evolved

You let your cat on the desk? Gross!

Memo to self: get new memo paper and lock office door at night.