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(ABC News) Amusing Governor Palin fired her police chief for flying to DC without her permission... but since this is Fark, you can already guess what's in some recently uncovered documents   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 324
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2wolves 2008-09-20 11:50:18 AM  
Who forged these lies?

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 11:52:51 AM  
Those documents are clearly sexist.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 11:54:30 AM  

 
MorrisBird [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 11:59:46 AM  
Now, wait a minute. Their excuse is that they approved the trip, but they never would have approved it if they knew it was to seek funds to prevent rape? Because, Palin is in favor of rape?

/I said rape twice
//Sarah Palin likes rape.

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:02:40 PM  
MorrisBird: Now, wait a minute. Their excuse is that they approved the trip, but they never would have approved it if they knew it was to seek funds to prevent rape? Because, Palin is in favor of rape?

/I said rape twice
//Sarah Palin likes rape.


Apparently. Especially if it's incest rape. And she'll make you pay for the rape kit after, so you can remember it long time...

 
merlotguy [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:03:04 PM  
Alaska, which leads the nation in reported forcible rape

see, thats why she wanted to charge the victims for rape kits

Country First, coontry Last.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:04:58 PM  
hubiestubert: MorrisBird: Now, wait a minute. Their excuse is that they approved the trip, but they never would have approved it if they knew it was to seek funds to prevent rape? Because, Palin is in favor of rape?

/I said rape twice
//Sarah Palin likes rape.

Apparently. Especially if it's incest rape. And she'll make you pay for the rape kit after, so you can remember it long time...


And since she's against abortion in rape or incest cases, she wants you to have your daddy's baby, making your daddy your baby daddy daddy. Daddy-o.

 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:07:05 PM  
It don't make no nevermind nohow. She done clinched the jesus-above-country vote.

 
Cynical Idealist [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:07:50 PM  
MorrisBird: Now, wait a minute. Their excuse is that they approved the trip, but they never would have approved it if they knew it was to seek funds to prevent rape? Because, Palin is in favor of rape?

/I said rape twice
//Sarah Palin likes rape.


No, they never would have approved it if they knew it was to seek funds to help rape victims by providing evidence against their rapists, because the "victims" here were obviously asking for it.
\and that's another thing to forward to my church elders
\\my church, it is swinging heavily away from McCain every day because of Palin

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:10:13 PM  
2wolves: Who forged these lies?

The Dark Lord Sauron forged them in the bowels of Mount Doom.

/Wait, what?

 
timmy_the_tooth [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:14:23 PM  
dahmers love zombie: And since she's against abortion in rape or incest cases, she wants you to have your daddy's baby, making your daddy your baby daddy daddy. Daddy-o

She's not only against abortion in cases of incest philosophically, she's lived it.

 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:15:54 PM  
FTA: forcible rape.

Ummmm.... is there a kind of rape that is not forced? I'm confused here...

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:18:03 PM  
SpaceyCat: FTA: forcible rape.

Ummmm.... is there a kind of rape that is not forced? I'm confused here...


Recreational rape? Voluntary rape? Casual rape?

 
Neeek [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:18:45 PM  
SpaceyCat: Ummmm.... is there a kind of rape that is not forced? I'm confused here...

Statutory often isn't. Date rape sometimes isn't (usually because the victim is too drunk or drugged to resist).

 
Meet Us at the Stick [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:19:24 PM  
SpaceyCat: is there a kind of rape that is not forced?

statutory?

 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:19:36 PM  
Diogenes: Recreational rape? Voluntary rape? Casual rape?

Is there a formal rape? Black tie and tails?

 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:21:38 PM  
Neeek: Statutory often isn't. Date rape sometimes isn't (usually because the victim is too drunk or drugged to resist).

Meet Us at the Stick: statutory?

True.

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:22:19 PM  
That totally makes it better.

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:24:04 PM  
SpaceyCat: Diogenes: Is there a formal rape? Black tie and tails?

You've never been? Why just last week I went to some swanky $200 a plate rape.

 
Cynical Idealist [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:26:02 PM  
Diogenes: SpaceyCat: Diogenes: Is there a formal rape? Black tie and tails?

You've never been? Why just last week I went to some swanky $200 a plate rape.


<Insert "raped people for less" joke here>

 
40below [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:27:12 PM  
I don't know who I hate more, the Commies who threaten our freedoms or their limp-wristed fellow travellers in the Media who dig up this filth in an attempt to smear Sarah Palin's good name. If there were any Truth to these allegation, Rush would have talked about it on his popular and informative syndicated radio show, and he didn't.

 
andrew131 [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:29:58 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Psychotropic 2008-09-20 12:30:23 PM  
Sarah Palin fired Walt Monegan because she's a power hungry control freak Maverick.

Mavericks don't need to explain their actions.

 
Tabatha Static 2008-09-20 12:37:23 PM  
This thread needs less rape and more God.

i27.photobucket.com

Pray harder, Sarah.

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:39:31 PM  
photos.imageevent.com

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-09-20 12:42:21 PM  
But...her glasses are cool!

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-09-20 12:46:23 PM  
Sarah fired Walt Monegan because _____________________ .

unauthorized travel
failed to prosecute alcohol crimes effectively
not a team player on the budget issues
some other reason....mumble mumble mumble.....

Add in "because he had active WMD programs" and "links to Al Qaeda" and Governor Palin is clearly the best choice to replace Dick Cheney.

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:47:28 PM  
NeverDrunk23: But...her glasses are cool!

Oh, that's right. Forget what I said earlier about her being utterly contemptuous of rape and incest victims. She's so great!! And that line about lipstick? Ge-nius!

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-09-20 12:53:25 PM  
dahmers love zombie: NeverDrunk23: But...her glasses are cool!

Oh, that's right. Forget what I said earlier about her being utterly contemptuous of rape and incest victims. She's so great!! And that line about lipstick? Ge-nius!


I KNOW! And she's SO down-to-earth and just like me. Heck, its like I'M running for office now. What a trailblazer!

 
Fido McCokefiend [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 12:58:48 PM  
Do these people even comprehend what they are saying and what it sounds like to people with a brain?

You are so beholden to party above all that you are willing not only to lie, but then your lie is "why this gentlemen is a rogue that wanted to do something to prevent rape in my state. And we cannot have that."

That's "rogue"? That's your excuse? That is the "last straw"?

I'm cynical as can be, but really, anyone is OK with this lie by Caribou Barbie's posse? She had to fire the rogue cop that wanted to try and stop rape.

I give up. This country is beyond hope.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:00:31 PM  
But the governor's staff authorized the trip, according to an internal travel document from the Department of Public Safety, released Friday in response to an open records request.
typical overzealous staffer non-story. next!

 
slobarnuts 2008-09-20 01:03:21 PM  
ABC is going to get a long run out of this story.


Well actually, they could have, if they just sat on it until monday. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, no one cares.

 
Neeek [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:12:28 PM  
Fido McCokefiend: I'm cynical as can be, but really, anyone is OK with this lie by Caribou Barbie's posse? She had to fire the rogue cop that wanted to try and stop rape.

Moreover, the chief law enforcement official in the state was trying to address a particular crime problem that was notably worse in that state than elsewhere. The level of FAIL here reaches epic levels.

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:18:00 PM  
Megain: But the governor's staff authorized the trip, according to an internal travel document from the Department of Public Safety, released Friday in response to an open records request.
typical overzealous staffer non-story. next!


Oh, that kooky kid. If only folks would just not give this kid a job...

lh4.ggpht.com

 
serpent_sky [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:20:04 PM  
Fido McCokefiend: I'm cynical as can be, but really, anyone is OK with this lie by Caribou Barbie's posse? She had to fire the rogue cop that wanted to try and stop rape.

Seriously, since when is it up to cops to do things like attempt to prevent crimes like rape?

Oh. Really? Someone notify the governor. Maybe, much like she doesn't know what Vice Presidents do, she doesn't know what cops do, either.

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:26:42 PM  
So exactly what is it that Plain thought he was going to Washington to do?

 
Kar98 2008-09-20 01:32:04 PM  
Diogenes: SpaceyCat: FTA: forcible rape.

Ummmm.... is there a kind of rape that is not forced? I'm confused here...

Recreational rape? Voluntary rape? Casual rape?


Surprise buttsecks?

 
lexslamman 2008-09-20 01:33:15 PM  
What's the count on the total McFailin lies since she was announces as his running mate?

 
Phil Herup 2008-09-20 01:35:04 PM  
MorrisBird: Sarah Palin likes rape.

Forcible rape at that.

FTA: Alaska, which leads the nation in reported forcible rape.

Versus Unforcible rape?


RAPE RAPE RAPE!!!


/leading the thread in rape

 
ChickenTits 2008-09-20 01:35:11 PM  
This is really getting farking retarded. If you gave that lady an enema then you could bury her in a matchbox.

 
bartink 2008-09-20 01:36:12 PM  
Phil Herup: Versus Unforcible rape?

Yes. Versus statutory and the like.

 
Theobold Holsopple 2008-09-20 01:36:25 PM  
There are some candidates who use rape to promote their careers. And then there are those who use their careers to promote rape.

 
suebhoney 2008-09-20 01:38:32 PM  
hubiestubert: MorrisBird: Now, wait a minute. Their excuse is that they approved the trip, but they never would have approved it if they knew it was to seek funds to prevent rape? Because, Palin is in favor of rape?

/I said rape twice
//Sarah Palin likes rape.

Apparently. Especially if it's incest rape. And she'll make you pay for the rape kit after, so you can remember it long time...


Or, the resulting pregnancy that would force you into a long term relationship with the rapist who is the baby's daddy. How farked up is that?

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:38:40 PM  
lexslamman: What's the count on the total McFailin lies since she was announces as his running mate?

36?

 
BigG 2008-09-20 01:38:59 PM  
FTFA: Palin on Monday argued in a legal filing that she fired Monegan because he had a "rogue mentality" and was bucking her administration's directives.

A "rogue mentality"? Kind of like a maverick?

 
bartink 2008-09-20 01:39:41 PM  
BigG: FTFA: Palin on Monday argued in a legal filing that she fired Monegan because he had a "rogue mentality" and was bucking her administration's directives.

A "rogue mentality"? Kind of like a maverick?


Nice.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:39:57 PM  
lexslamman: What's the count on the total McFailin lies since she was announces as his running mate?

Well, last night Olbermann cut a check for $3600 for the Alaskan Special Olympics.

 
Phil Herup 2008-09-20 01:40:11 PM  
ChickenTits: If you gave that lady an enema then you could bury her in a matchbox.


I get it!

She's full of shiat!

/me smart

 
bartink 2008-09-20 01:40:22 PM  
Lesson to all Pols. Its rarely the scandal that gets you. Its nearly always the cover-up.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-09-20 01:42:09 PM  
Megain: lexslamman: What's the count on the total McFailin lies since she was announces as his running mate?

36?


doh - that's just on the bridge to nowhere. don't mind me...

 
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