Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

Slo Mo?

They both have growths on their peckers?

ohhhh, I remember that guy

slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

1983 here.

To imply that Elvis' influence on music isn't still resounding is silly.

i think subby meant he got fat.

redshoejess: i think subby meant he got fat.

In that case, I stand corrected.

Eh, strippers gotta have something generic to dance to.

/Fark Elvis, also.

I suspect he's more likely to croak while taking a dump.

/crosses fingers

elvis aint no johnny cash

B Rad from the Bu has the skills.

Kool Keith?

Primus: slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

SwingingJohnson: Primus: slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

You see that MOTHER behind the child?

Your 'proof' is inconclusive.

People of all ages line up every day just to walk through Elvis' house.

As you can see, the world has moved on just fine without some wigger from Detroit.

wow, i thought subby meant tu pac.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

Fortunately, the world is not made up only of people born after 1980.

barneyfifesbullet: People of all ages line up every day just to walk through Elvis' house.

As you can see, the world has moved on just fine without some wigger from Detroit.

Elvis embodied the generation he was a part of, folks cling to his 'original' image and veer far away from the fat, drug addled Elvis that washed up in Vegas and died.

Somehow I think Eminem thinks he's the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get himself wealthy

The Dogs of War: wow, i thought subby meant tu pac.

Clicked the link thinking the same.

If Tupac makes another farking album...

LewDux: Somehow I think Eminem thinks he's the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get himself wealthy

Hey - there's a concept that works...

Eminem has a lot of people who hate him, and people who hate rap - but IMO, he will be relevant 30 years from now - songs like Sing for the Moment and Lose yourself will still be playing in stadiums too

Subby is referencing Eminem's own lyrics:

"I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
Hey! There's a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty, without me"

I thought it was going to be TuPac too....
Y'all know he is not dead right?

eminem comparison to Elvis? FAIL.



awwww yeah ... representin' his homies from Melmac ...

DeathByGeekSquad: barneyfifesbullet: People of all ages line up every day just to walk through Elvis' house.

As you can see, the world has moved on just fine without some wigger from Detroit.

Elvis embodied the generation he was a part of, folks cling to his 'original' image and veer far away from the fat, drug addled Elvis that washed up in Vegas and died.

I don't know about that. All the Elvis impersonators I've ever seen represent the fat 70's Elvis.

p the boiler: LewDux: Somehow I think Eminem thinks he's the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get himself wealthy

Hey - there's a concept that works...

Eminem has a lot of people who hate him, and people who hate rap - but IMO, he will be relevant 30 years from now - songs like Sing for the Moment and Lose yourself will still be playing in stadiums too

Pfft. They're barely played now, they'll be forgetten by then.

devilskware: All the Elvis impersonators I've ever seen represent the fat 70's Elvis.

Because, that's easy. What with the flashy jumpsuits, ugly jewelry and big 70's sideburns. Plus, the big gut. Anyone can do it. It's all in the costume.

Not many can do the 50's Elvis and sell it.

thelocaldrunk: elvis aint no johnny cash

Mike Cooley agrees.

/Would've linked a video of the Drive By Truckers doing "Carl Perkins' Cadillac," but a decent one seems not to exist.

EMMENEM don't have his own LSD.

Listen to blues, death metal and weird shiat.

...and looking forward to a new Eminem album.

fark y'all. I like the dude.

m&m can suck it.

kool keith is the original black elvis...

Link (new window)

Yeah
Every morning I wake up, lookin in the mirror
I am, the original black elvis
Thats right when you see me, with my wig to the side
Wearin my short leather jacket
Marilyn monroe on my back
Im livin that life
Im for real with this
Thats what I think about
I like to tell my fans

I got my shades, big rock star compared to elvis
Signin autographs for rappers, while girls move they pelvis
Write songs quickly, for elton john or lionel richie
Call up my butler, get clothes washed by the maid
Ivory soap, this is clean, feel like cascade
I count the bills, roll to detroit in sedan devilles
I throw my skully on, big robe like marvin gaye
Step in the front row, primetime I move your way
Budweiser fest soundcheck, demanding more respect
I come correct through the metro, and turn yall petrol
Im up here early bitin donuts sippin on espresso
While you sleep, I creep, gainin ground by the week
Ampex reels, makin phone calls, Im closin deals
I move with skill, ride through philly streets in cherry hill
Im doin it well, Im doin it swell
Yeah

Flying saucers, spaceships move at warp speed
Mtv level three when I fly on bet
Livin astro, tell me how you feel
One two, one two

Movin roughly, straight to the desert, san antonio
I talk swift the rock king black romeo
I pack clubs, promoters put me out in tokyo
Damage your area, ima launch a fierce missile
I roll schools, movin butt like Im toilet tissue
What is your issue? you over man, I dont miss you
Scottie soft, you play like jan van britteclaw
New jersey nets real man, you aint no donald hillman
Bald head like slick watts, I run rap like mayor koch
Forward your info, while tony lou, crank the benzo
Move out your driveway, white girls look, turn they eyeway
Jealous in fact, tryin to rip the capes off my back
I move with calm and, potential, through instrumentals
Yall front on bet with slum gold, drivin rentals
I get real dino, runnin groups like a rhino
Endin careers, thats my job, yo your rap is final
Cancel your in-stores, your new job is moppin floors
Fixin tiles, stoppin potholes up on the roof
You work for service no tips man I speak the truth

Flying saucers, spaceships move at warp speed
Mtv level three when I fly on bet
Livin astro, tell me how you feel
One two, one two

Flying saucers, spaceships move at warp speed
Mtv level three when I fly on bet
Livin astro, tell me how you feel
One two, one two, one two

Pull your hoods down, I bumrush your afterparty
Have your manager scared, the radio station say Im sorry
Pack your bags, I move my luggage to the coliseum
Infinite prime piece with statues in the rock museum
Changin my zones, drinkin cocktails on cellular phones
I tour with anthrax, through texas with the rolling stones
Booked by the agency, famous artists payin me
Hotels with fly room, with sneakers starin at the moon
Mad atmosphere, ridin first class on british air
Lobster and steak, while yall back in time, doin remakes
Im futuristic, nine-nine, to the year 4000
I make announcements, drop skills, then I bounce with
Fly young ladies, amg kicks, 2000 mercedes
Brand new models, only seen one, in colorado
Light green metallic in the shark bar, eatin salad
Lorenzo wills, valet park, shoppin in beverly hills
Step up your wildest spaceship kid, in the plymouth prowler
Comin down

Flying saucers, spaceships move at warp speed
Mtv level three when I fly on bet
Livin astro, tell me how you feel
One two, one two

Flying saucers, spaceships move at warp speed
Mtv level three when I fly on bet
Livin astro, tell me how you feel
One two, one two

Flying saucers, spaceships move at warp speed
Mtv level three when I fly on bet
Livin astro, tell me how you feel
One two one two

Primus: slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

*raises hand*

/born in 1988

alacy52: Primus: slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

*raises hand*

/born in 1988

Born in 1988 Hates Elvis.

Can stand listening to it, maybe i shouldn't call it hate.

I just don't appreciate it.

Eminem's first album was freaking hysterical. Then he got all serious and mopey and totally lost me.

Eddie Hazel: He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

Fortunately, the world is not made up only of people born after 1980 yet.

FTFY

/frightening thought
//in a couple ways

Jayzbo: alacy52: Primus: slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

*raises hand*

/born in 1988

Born in 1988 Hates Elvis.

Can stand listening to it, maybe i shouldn't call it hate.

I just don't appreciate it.

Not everyone has taste though, maybe one day you will appreciate good music.

steamingpile: Jayzbo: alacy52: Primus: slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

*raises hand*

/born in 1988

Born in 1988 Hates Elvis.

Can stand listening to it, maybe i shouldn't call it hate.

I just don't appreciate it.

Not everyone has taste though, maybe one day you will appreciate good music.

Eminem in the early part of his career wrote really good lyrics, I'd say he is obviously a much better WRITER than Elvis was. The only reason people ride Elvis' dick as much as they do is because he died and he was the epitome of early rock and roll. Eminem is not on that same level in the hip-hop genre, but that doesn't make him suck. It's two different kinds of music in two WAY different eras. Elvis sucks balls compared to a lot of other rock bands anyway, he's not THAT great, he's alright.

smells homeless: thelocaldrunk: elvis aint no johnny cash

Mike Cooley agrees.

/Would've linked a video of the Drive By Truckers doing "Carl Perkins' Cadillac," but a decent one seems not to exist.

there may not be good footage of that song but check out the high quality footage of their gig in amsterdam from a few weeks back: Rock (new window)

That's okay, everyone who hates Em, can comfort themselves with the fact that they won't spend their money on him.


Meanwhile, i'm sure Em has never spent his money on anything they've ever made either.

The difference is millions of other people have liked Em, while the haters... well, lets just say their mom still visits their myspace page from time to time.


/don't like him
//didn't like Vanilla Ice either, but he's rich, and i'm not. So he had something going for him.

Eminem is Vanilla Ice for the new millennium. Nothing more.

Eminem is awesome.

BSCavalier: Eminem is Vanilla Ice for the new millennium. Nothing more.

Except he can actually write, I'd say Soulja Boy is the Vanilla Ice of the new millennium.

Eminem is Elvis? No. Eminem is Roseanne. I've been saying that since before his oh-so-predictable emotional troubles.

BSCavalier: Eminem is Vanilla Ice for the new millennium. Nothing more.

You know nothing about Hip Hop.

thelocaldrunk: smells homeless: thelocaldrunk: elvis aint no johnny cash

Mike Cooley agrees.

/Would've linked a video of the Drive By Truckers doing "Carl Perkins' Cadillac," but a decent one seems not to exist.

there may not be good footage of that song but check out the high quality footage of their gig in amsterdam from a few weeks back: Rock (new window)

Thank you so much. Awesome.

i thought the headline was a joke about white guys performing black music. but i guess you could read way too much into it and get huffy over legacies or some shiat like that.

steamingpile: Jayzbo: alacy52: Primus: slag: Try again.

Elvis will still be relevant in 30 years.

He's irrelevant now. Try and find anyone born after 1980 who gives a shiat about him.

*raises hand*

/born in 1988

Born in 1988 Hates Elvis.

Can stand listening to it, maybe i shouldn't call it hate.

I just don't appreciate it.

Not everyone has taste though, maybe one day you will appreciate good music.


Will I?

You be sure to inform me when I've developed good taste.

What movies should I watch, how should I sytle my hair?
What religion should I believe in?


Please go do in a fire music snob. Elvis was the farking Justin Timberlake of rock and roll.

& you don't have a clue what I listen too.