Woody Allen is an anti-Semite.

sigdiamond2000: Woody Allen is an anti-Semite.

And the thread has started with a bang.

His endorsements get better and better.

How is Mia Farrow like the Pope?

They both have to wake up without a woody.

sigdiamond2000: Woody Allen is an anti-Semite.

And you're an idiot.

The only people I know who support McCain are far-right fringe Republicans. If he does somehow manage to steal a victory, it will be a disgrace and a humiliation, and it will turn America into a Great Depression style shiathole.

Hope you guys like bread lines, that's the kind of free market John "Deregulation" McCain is offering.

How much you wanna bet he has Sun-Yi (sp?) dress up as Palin and has rough sex with her?

NeverDrunk23: sigdiamond2000: Woody Allen is an anti-Semite.

And the thread has started with a bang.

You mean the kind of bang he gave his step-daughter?

sigdiamond2000: Woody Allen is an anti-Semite.



"All this time I thought I was a self-hating Jew, and now I'm just an anti-Semite!"

Ed Grubermann: And you're an idiot.

You are an anti-semite supporter!

If you are wise you will follow the words of our celebrity overlords.

/Can't find a face palm pic at the moment.

I don't care what your political philosophy is. Unless you are a member of the uber-rich elite, you have no reason to vote for anybody but Barack Obama on November 4th.

Go ahead and hold your nose when you do it, but for the sake of our country and our world, just do it.

Woody was taken by the cute voice of Sun-Yi saying "me love you long time"

He couldn't help himself. And if he wants to support Obama, why does anyone care?

I like his movies, except for that nervous fella who's always in them.

/diddily

Neurochemist: Ed Grubermann: And you're an idiot.

You are an anti-semite supporter!

I wouldn't piss on on Woody Allen if he was on fire.

Marla Singer's Laundry: How is Mia Farrow like the Pope?

They both have to wake up without a woody.

Yes, but both the Pope and Woody have used youngsters to satisfy their manly needs.
/Let the hate mail begin

He just locked up the votes of all fellow child molesters. This may not sound like much, but now I know why the Hollywood supporters of Obama gave a standing ovation to disgraced director Roman Polanski at the Academy Awards last year. Apparently liberals not only hate kids, but fall all over themselves cheering on women who murder unborn children. What will those wacky liberals think of next?

At least it's not yet another city-slicker elitist.

Scratch Meany: Marla Singer's Laundry: How is Mia Farrow like the Pope?

They both have to wake up without a woody.

Yes, but both the Pope and Woody have used youngsters to satisfy their manly needs.
/Let the hate mail begin

Uh, ok?

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: I don't care what your political philosophy is. Unless you are a member of the uber-rich elite, you have no reason to vote for anybody but Barack Obama on November 4th.

Go ahead and hold your nose when you do it, but for the sake of our country and our world, just do it.

Not a chance.

The dystopian future that haunts my dreams depends on a McCain presidency. I need him to win to justify these crazy dreams.

Ed Grubermann: I wouldn't piss on on Woody Allen if he was on fire.

That's good -- wouldn't want to add anything indiscernable from the puddle of Woody Allen.

After 2000 and 2004, it should be fairly obvious that around half the country is quite into disgrace and humiliation. And with the pissing and moaning that followed, the other half seem quite ready to tie them up and whip them.

So, you know, we should be getting along a lot better than we are.

sigdiamond2000: I_Approve_Of_This_Message: I don't care what your political philosophy is. Unless you are a member of the uber-rich elite, you have no reason to vote for anybody but Barack Obama on November 4th.

Go ahead and hold your nose when you do it, but for the sake of our country and our world, just do it.

Not a chance.

The dystopian future that haunts my dreams depends on a McCain presidency. I need him to win to justify these crazy dreams.

Couldn't you just play Fallout 3 when it comes out?

rjkline: He just locked up the votes of all fellow child molesters. This may not sound like much, but now I know why the Hollywood supporters of Obama gave a standing ovation to disgraced director Roman Polanski at the Academy Awards last year. Apparently liberals not only hate kids, but fall all over themselves cheering on women who murder unborn children. What will those wacky liberals think of next?

3/10. Loses points for sloppiness.

NYZooMan: At least it's not yet another city-slicker elitist.

You loser, you're here all day every day. Get a f---ing life.

Not a chance.

The dystopian future that haunts my dreams depends on a McCain presidency. I need him to win to justify these crazy dreams.

I'm I_Approve_Of_This_Message, and I approve this message.

And-1: After 2000 and 2004, it should be fairly obvious that around half the country is quite into disgrace and humiliation. And with the pissing and moaning that followed, the other half seem quite ready to tie them up and whip them.

So, you know, we should be getting along a lot better than we are.

My question is:

How much longer are we going to tolerate it. If Obama wins, this is not going to change. He will serve 4-years, trying to undo Bush's stupidity and be labeled Jimmy Carter as everything goes to hell under what Bush has created. In 2012 he is going to get his ass kicked by Huckabee and we are going to be right back where we started with Nixon/Regan/Bush/BushII.

How much longer are we going to tolerate it, before splitting up becomes the only viable option for becoming solvent and existing in the real world?

Scratch Meany: How much you wanna bet he has Sun-Yi (sp?) dress up as Palin and has rough sex with her?

Me love you long time - you betcha.

/little fella. funny lookin'

Neurochemist: How much longer are we going to tolerate it, before splitting up becomes the only viable option for becoming solvent and existing in the real world?

Hmm... let's see here. Bread? Ample enough supply. Circuses? Check. Incredible penalties up to and including death for so much as speaking out, let alone stepping out? Check. So, sources say... quite some time.

/Complacency: the death of the American Empire.

Isn't she like 40 now? Shouldn't they have adopted some other girl for him by now?

Thanks Woody, Don't help.

Ed Grubermann: I wouldn't piss on on Woody Allen if he was on fire.

Neither would I. But I'd probably throw water on him.

This expression makes me think if you like someone, you'd piss on them if they ever caught fire. Who the f*ck would do that?

rjkline: wharrgarbl

4/10. You sorta had me until the child-murder. Too OTT at that point. Try harder (or maybe less hard) next time, k?

rjkline: now I know why the Hollywood supporters of Obama gave a standing ovation to disgraced director Roman Polanski at the Academy Awards last year. Apparently liberals not only hate kids, but fall all over themselves cheering on women who murder unborn children. What will those wacky liberals think of next?

It was a toughie, but we finally came up with an awesome new way to outrage you.

I'd tell you, but I'm sworn to secrecy until the official launch next summer.

Neurochemist: If Obama wins, this is not going to change. He will serve 4-years, trying to undo Bush's stupidity and be labeled Jimmy Carter as everything goes to hell under what Bush has created. In 2012 he is going to get his ass kicked by Huckabee and we are going to be right back where we started with Nixon/Regan/Bush/BushII.

Several years ago I was predicting exactly this, but with Jeb Bush instead of Huckabee. It really is a logical outcome, and not far from the psychotic self-serving Machiavellian politics of the loathsome right wing.

Occam's Chainsaw: Complacency

And I am afraid this is the most reasonable explanation of this appalling state.

But, he has money, and can make other people money, so it's okay.

/the American way
//It really is better than most

DrowningLessons: Ed Grubermann: I wouldn't piss on on Woody Allen if he was on fire.

Neither would I. But I'd probably throw water on him.

This expression makes me think if you like someone, you'd piss on them if they ever caught fire. Who the f*ck would do that?

No, it means that you dislike them so much you wouldn't waste your piss on them. It's more of a gut-level expression.

ConservativesBlow: The only people I know who support McCain are far-right fringe Republicans. If he does somehow manage to steal a victory, it will be a disgrace and a humiliation, and it will turn America into a Great Depression style shiathole.

Hope you guys like bread lines, that's the kind of free market John "Deregulation" McCain is offering.

Such drama..

You are aware, that McCain is damn near a Democrat, as political styling goes.

Ed Grubermann: DrowningLessons: Ed Grubermann: I wouldn't piss on on Woody Allen if he was on fire.

Neither would I. But I'd probably throw water on him.

This expression makes me think if you like someone, you'd piss on them if they ever caught fire. Who the f*ck would do that?

No, it means that you dislike them so much you wouldn't waste your piss on them. It's more of a gut-level expression.

I dunno; if I was burning badly enough that I couldn't put it out myself with the stop-drop-roll thing, I doubt whether someone urinating on me would make that much of a difference.

/maybe I'm overthinking this

Well, he's right. The fact that it's close at all is either a massive lie or tells me that a large portion of the American people are dumber than a sack of hammers and should probably not be allowed to vote without some kind of test to show that they understand current events. Too bad people would probably throw a hissy fit if we did something like that.

I didn't think I could believe people (collectively) were any dumber than I already thought they were, but I was wrong I guess.

TomD9938: ConservativesBlow: The only people I know who support McCain are far-right fringe Republicans. If he does somehow manage to steal a victory, it will be a disgrace and a humiliation, and it will turn America into a Great Depression style shiathole.

Hope you guys like bread lines, that's the kind of free market John "Deregulation" McCain is offering.

Such drama..

You are aware, that McCain is damn near a Democrat, as political styling goes.

Why don't you tell me what positions he shares with the majority of Democrats? Oh, you can't? I guess you're full of shiat.

Yes it is impossible that Obama might loose because outside of New York and San Francisco is a big giant country full of rural votes who like blacks almost as much as they like Jews.

Antidamascus: Isn't she like 40 now? Shouldn't they have adopted some other girl for him by now?

Not in this country, Too risky.

Probably in his Italian Villa though.

We all love in glass houses. And that's problem with arguments like the one posited in the headline. Pretty soon we won't have any houses. Oh wait, that's already a reality. Keep voting for the same, folks! It's done wonders for us.

NYZooMan: At least it's not yet another city-slicker elitist.

You're really milkin' it!

"It would be a terrible thing if the American public was not moved to vote for him, that they actually preferred more of the same."

I agree with him.

Seriously WTH is wrong with you, America?

Why is this race even as close as it is? You couldn't handle Obama for even a mere 4 years?

And yet you somehow tell yourselves that voting for McCain is NOT the same kind of crap Bush has been feeding us?

Ed Grubermann: DrowningLessons: Ed Grubermann: I wouldn't piss on on Woody Allen if he was on fire.

Neither would I. But I'd probably throw water on him.

This expression makes me think if you like someone, you'd piss on them if they ever caught fire. Who the f*ck would do that?

No, it means that you dislike them so much you wouldn't waste your piss on them. It's more of a gut-level expression.

Oh right, thanks for that: like I don't know what it really means. My point is that it's stupid, and stupid people use it for stupid reasons, because stupid people don't ever think about the stupid things they say.

That's all. :p

And-1: Neurochemist: If Obama wins, this is not going to change. He will serve 4-years, trying to undo Bush's stupidity and be labeled Jimmy Carter as everything goes to hell under what Bush has created. In 2012 he is going to get his ass kicked by Huckabee and we are going to be right back where we started with Nixon/Regan/Bush/BushII.

Several years ago I was predicting exactly this, but with Jeb Bush instead of Huckabee. It really is a logical outcome, and not far from the psychotic self-serving Machiavellian politics of the loathsome right wing.

Yeah, pretty much. When Obama doesn't solve all the country's problems in the first two weeks in office you're never gonna hear the end of it from the right about how everything is his fault.

Seriously, imagine if financial institutions started collapsing next February instead of this month. Do you know how much people would be yelling "OMG SOCIALISM! NATIONALIZATION!" over bailouts if a democrat was in office?

apistat: And-1: Neurochemist: If Obama wins, this is not going to change. He will serve 4-years, trying to undo Bush's stupidity and be labeled Jimmy Carter as everything goes to hell under what Bush has created. In 2012 he is going to get his ass kicked by Huckabee and we are going to be right back where we started with Nixon/Regan/Bush/BushII.

Several years ago I was predicting exactly this, but with Jeb Bush instead of Huckabee. It really is a logical outcome, and not far from the psychotic self-serving Machiavellian politics of the loathsome right wing.

Yeah, pretty much. When Obama doesn't solve all the country's problems in the first two weeks in office you're never gonna hear the end of it from the right about how everything is his fault.

Seriously, imagine if financial institutions started collapsing next February instead of this month. Do you know how much people would be yelling "OMG SOCIALISM! NATIONALIZATION!" over bailouts if a democrat was in office?

Hahaha, you're right! George W. Bush is the closest a President has come to being a socialist since FDR!

Oh, the irony!

I LOL at all of the elitist Woody/uhhhhbama-lovers in this thread.

Diarrhea. Woody has it.

So do you.

Good night Planet Earth!! Cya in the morning.