Ye Olde Funnelle Caykke cookers don't run on good looks you know...

+1 for good Irony usage subby!

markie_farkie: +1 for good Irony usage subby!

I came in to say this.

HUZZAH!

/+1

Power was restored to the throne after it had been usurped by a marauder named Ike.

Hurray! Turkey legs for all!

Bring on the wenches!!!

Egad! This lamp is made of magical fire from God himself.

The only place you can properly celebrate the Renaissance is Florence, where it started and brought light to Europe after 1000 years of darkness.

notmtwain: Power was restored to the throne after it had been usurped by a marauder named Ike.

wasnt really ike, im 20 miles north of the festival and their was no torrential rain, just swirling gusts of 80 mph wind. it would be still for a half second, then from a different direction than last you would see bushes, trees, etc flattened and shreaded. we're in a drought around here now, so it would be good if we had a real hurricane.

i would call it ikes fart, it was hot and humid (about 85 F in the shade)for the first 9 hours of wind while it was around 60 F right after. damn canadian arctic fronts

I really hate unchilled meade.

Electricity restored at Renaissance Festival

Thank heavens. What would all those socially awkward losers have done with their time if it hadn't been restored?

thaduke

The only place you can properly celebrate the Renaissance is Florence, where it started and brought light to Europe after 1000 years of darkness.

Renaissance Festivals have less to do with the actual Renaissance and more to do with women with boobs pushed up to their chins, turkey legs, getting really drunk, and hot guys. Hot guys wearing chain mail and swords.

... I'll be in my bunk.

/Huzzah

I am a socially awkward loser that works renaissance faire and I am really enjoying all these comments.

lazymojo: Electricity restored at Renaissance Festival

Thank heavens. What would all those socially awkward losers have done with their time if it hadn't been restored?

well done, but i think you overplayed your hand a bit with the bold text.

6/10

/not flaming you
//thought it was funny

Po-Tay-Toe Bat-ter-rees?

Did the electricity restorer later get burned at the stake for witchcraft?

Electricity DID exist during the renaissance. They just had no clue how to harness or control it.

Yeah I know SCA isn't necessarily the same as a Renaissance festival, but anyway...

rcain
Them's Emu legs., not Turkey !
We been lied to.....

bajonista: thaduke

The only place you can properly celebrate the Renaissance is Florence, where it started and brought light to Europe after 1000 years of darkness.

Renaissance Festivals have less to do with the actual Renaissance and more to do with women with boobs pushed up to their chins, turkey legs, getting really drunk, and hot guys. Hot guys wearing chain mail and swords.

... I'll be in my bunk.

/Huzzah

Oh. I suppose the blasphemy is doubled, then!

My oldest son is a lineman he has been in LA from the 1st day that Gstav hit, Then last Wendsday they sent his whole crew (about 18 trucks) to Ohio. At least I now know that it was for a good reson. Hes going to be in OH about 2 weeks then back to Texes for the rest of the year.
7 days a week 16 hrs a day. But he is making Great money.

I like when they do the Renaissance bits on Reno 911!

H_is_for_Heretic: Yeah I know SCA isn't necessarily the same as a Renaissance festival, but anyway...

Are those SCAdians or Tuchuks? VERY different. Oh, and fark furries. Freaks.

H_is_for_Heretic

Is that an SCA furry? At another point in history furries fought against fursecution, only instead of using creepy cartoons featuring anthropomorphisized animals on the internet they used swords?

/NTTAWWT
//Just really odd to picture a pair of badgers jousting

eliz1bef: Are those SCAdians or Tuchuks? VERY different. Oh, and fark furries. Freaks.

"Bloody William" does sound like a name you'd hear at a renfaire...

Renaissance festivals are great if you haven't tapped your weekly quota of fat chicks yet.

bajonista: //Just really odd to picture a pair of badgers jousting

Not really, we all believed in flying ostriches when we got our first Atari 2600's.

My buddy was at the Ohio Renaissance Fair last Sunday when the power went out.

/Ain't no party like a Renfair hurricane party.

Why does the SCA have people dressed like anthropomorphic creatures? What's their source material? Disney's Robin Hood? Thundercats?

bajonista: //Just really odd to picture a pair of badgers jousting

I prefer the beaver joust.

dervish16108: Why does the SCA have people dressed like anthropomorphic creatures? What's their source material? Disney's Robin Hood? Thundercats?

lol. Maybe they consult the guy in that one thread that was a furry fanatic or something?

also, subby bravo
/claps

eliz1bef: H_is_for_Heretic: Yeah I know SCA isn't necessarily the same as a Renaissance festival, but anyway...

Are those SCAdians or Tuchuks? VERY different. Oh, and fark furries. Freaks.

Yeah, that first pic showed women very different from any SCA women I ever met.

As for the furries...

H_is_for_Heretic: Yeah I know SCA isn't necessarily the same as a Renaissance festival, but anyway...

I see furries...

lazymojo: Electricity restored at Renaissance Festival

Thank heavens. What would all those socially awkward losers have done with their time if it hadn't been restored?

LARPed?

TheGreatZarquon: bajonista: //Just really odd to picture a pair of badgers jousting

Not really, we all believed in flying ostriches when we got our first Atari 2600's.

Ha ha! you out nerded him!!!1! (not worth making a guy for)

Those crazy meninites...

CygnusDarius

Ok, I laughed at that. The expression on that fox's face is priceless.

^The above is a sentence I will most likely never type again.

I used to love the Ren festivals as a kid. I try to get my friends to go now, and no one is interested.

Although I still don't see the problem spending a nice Autumn Sunday with turkey legs, beer, and jousting.

H_is_for_Heretic: TheGreatZarquon: bajonista: //Just really odd to picture a pair of badgers jousting

Not really, we all believed in flying ostriches when we got our first Atari 2600's.

Ha ha! you out nerded him!!!1! (not worth making a guy for)

I'm not a him.

evil_otto: "Mammaries or fare thee well"






/Foul hotlinking knave

bajonista: H_is_for_Heretic: TheGreatZarquon: bajonista: //Just really odd to picture a pair of badgers jousting

Not really, we all believed in flying ostriches when we got our first Atari 2600's.

Ha ha! you out nerded him!!!1! (not worth making a guy for)

I'm not a him.

Take it as a compliment. Nobody cares.

Lollipop165: I used to love the Ren festivals as a kid. I try to get my friends to go now, and no one is interested.

Although I still don't see the problem spending a nice Autumn Sunday with turkey legs, beer, and jousting.

I think our ren faire is only during summer, which sucks if you're in costume - the midwest can get sweltery and humid, and my four-year-old kept wanting to take off her overdress, but the underdress was a little too trollop nightshirt to be seen in public. Especially, ew, on a four year old.

And CygnusDarius ? Yeah. I laughed.

The havoc girl is cute, chaos looks drunk.

eliz1bef: Are those SCAdians or Tuchuks? VERY different. Oh, and fark furries. Freaks.

...said the loser to the other loser.

More furry crossover than I had imagined.

some swedish girl
..chaos looks drunk.

God I hope so.

thelessa: I am a socially awkward loser that works renaissance faire and I am really enjoying all these comments.

I came in here to say that.

/yes, this faire. with TF'er ShadowBlasko. not in a couple of years, tho.

Turkey legs, over priced blown glass and people wandering around speaking in really bad english accents - the really important things . . .

After not having water and power for a week in Houston (thank you crews from Michigan and West Virginia who repaired the lines on my street!) and my in-laws who still do not have power also here in Houston, it's good to know that the power companies up there and the media knows what's important in the wake of IKE - beer and costumes.

Glad to hear the power's on. Road trip the weekend of Oct. 15th! :)