Wow, it's just going from bad to worse for Caribou Barbie/POWie McPancakes, isn't it?

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//glad I could help
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Isn't this the same woman who only last month praised Obama's energy plan ^^?

So she was for it before she was against it?

RadioAaron: Wow, it's just going from bad to worse for Caribou Barbie/POWie McPancakes, isn't it?

Hmmm...I think you have replaced "Maverick and Goose" at the wrytrzcrmp household.

The video is hilarious, it look like she's running all over the stage for some reason.

That is REALLY a "Principal Caught-SAYOF see I told you so OR-" moment, eh?

Someone should mangle the headline in that fashion with this oil fungible/molecule theme.

and the iraqs and everywhere like such as.

I've watched that video three times and I still can't figure out what she was trying to say. I really can't decipher the message there.

Insurance_EE_guy: The video is hilarious, it look like she's running all over the stage for some reason.

That is REALLY a "Principal Caught-SAYOF see I told you so OR-" moment, eh?

Someone should mangle the headline in that fashion with this oil fungible/molecule theme.

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has flaged Molocules " See, told ya so" Is He reformed or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for lipstick -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for fark independent"

Something like that?

It's all about comprehensible input.

I'm not seeing any here.

I would've died had she said that oil was a series of tubes.

She was speaking in tongues. Those silly Pentecostals.

Filed under: Sarah Palin

I have to say, as much of a vapid, know-nothing, anti-American c*nt that woman is, I wouldn't mind being filed under her, if you know what I mean.

Obama...all speeches and no substance

RadioAaron: Something like that?

Brilliant. Modmins plz change headline kthxbye

She speaks fluent Republican! G.W. Bush is proud.

bulldg4life: Obama...all speeches and no substance

First you rail on him for substance abuse, then you rail on him for not enough substance. Make up your damn minds.

McCain: "Man, I would love to do a line of coke off of that ass"

Someone on here (I think it was a TFer) shopped Palin's little nugget of stupid onto this image, now I can't find it.

This is reason #211 as to why, when someone tries to explain her credentials to me, I assume they are insulting my intelligence.

i had to look up fungible since i didnt believe it was a real word.

(esp. of goods) being of such nature or kind as to be freely exchangeable or replaceable, in whole or in part, for another of like nature or kind.

bulldg4life: Obama...all speeches and no substance

He wants to flag molecules, just so you know.

Flagging molecues!

ninjakirby: I've watched that video three times and I still can't figure out what she was trying to say. I really can't decipher the message there.

Video? Where's this video?

T-Servo: Isn't this the same woman who only last month praised Obama's energy plan ^^?

So she was for it before she was against it?

FTFA: I've secured agreements to build a nearly $40 billion natural gas pipeline to get our clean, green natural gas down to hungry markets like here in Wisconsin,

Jeez, wasn't that part of somebody's energy plan?

Farking coont

After listening to her speak, I have to admit her voice disturbs me a bit more than it would if she were Obama's running mate.

But she has been caught in another lie, again.

bulldg4life: Obama...all speeches and no substance

All the SEKRET MOOSLINS are like that.

Sayeth the Failin one:

"Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those as opposed to the increase of prices. So, I believe there is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect that what Congress is going to do, also, is like as such not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. In other words, it's got to flow first, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, into our domestic markets it will help on the red."

ninjakirby: I've watched that video three times and I still can't figure out what she was trying to say. I really can't decipher the message there.

It's pretty simple. Alaska has oil and gas up the wazoo, so she understands energy problems far better than people from other states who are the consumers of said oil and gas (and who don't get annual kickback tax rebate checks from the taxes levied on the oil companies)

GIGO.

guilt by association: Someone on here (I think it was a TFer) shopped Palin's little nugget of stupid onto this image, now I can't find it.

As a US American, I am angered by your insults. You aren't fighting for freedom in The Iraq.

Abortions for none, tiny molecular flags for others.

"Did you borrow your ideas from a Dilbert cartoon?"

"In what respect...



...Charlie?"

/obligatory

Remember now, this is the person McCain says probably knows more about energy than anyone in the United States.

Clonod: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first," Palin said. "So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. It's got to flow into our domestic markets first," - Sarah Palin

Somebody please try and defend that

i get the "fungible" part, what i don 't understand is the molecule bit?

or is she using fungible wrong?

i dunno.

"Oil and coal are not like big trucks. They are series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your oil or coal in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of other oil or coal, enormous amounts of material." -Sarah Palin

blubberknife: Sayeth the Failin one:

"Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those as opposed to the increase of prices. So, I believe there is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect that what Congress is going to do, also, is like as such not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. In other words, it's got to flow first, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, into our domestic markets it will help on the red."

It will help. On the red!

bulldg4life: Obama...all speeches and no substance

Palin: one speech and no substance

pixistick: Clonod: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first," Palin said. "So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. It's got to flow into our domestic markets first," - Sarah Palin

Somebody please try and defend that

Um, I think she said we need to produce our own oil and keep it in the domestic market rather than sell it internationally?

Which doesn't make sense to me insofar as the "fungible commodity" argument goes.

bulldg4life: Obama...all speeches and no substance

Obama has promised you hope and change and you're peeing down his leg?

Hope and change will not be denied! It's time for hope and change, regardless of the form it will take. We're the ones we've been waiting for and we demand hope and change and we're not going away until we get it and we'll crush anyone who dares to question our commitment to hope and change. Because all you need to effect change is hope. And Obama has correctly identified us as the agents of this hope and change, and I, for one, will do whatever it takes to ram the message of hope and change up your resisting, disgusting Republican chute.

The Weeners FTFA:

This is one area where Palin has a decisive advantage. Barack Obama looks foolish when he comments on ways to conserve energy, such as inflating your tires. Conservation is something we should be doing but it is only a fraction of the solution.

If it is indeed a fraction of the solution, why is it foolish? He never implied it was the whole or a large part of the solution. The AAA will tell you that it is indeed effective, though.

Stimulate the comedy, not the economy!

pixistick: Clonod: "Oil and coal? Of course, it's a fungible commodity and they don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not. But in the sense of the Congress today, they know that there are very, very hungry domestic markets that need that oil first," Palin said. "So, I believe that what Congress is going to do, also, is not to allow the export bans to such a degree that it's Americans that get stuck to holding the bag without the energy source that is produced here, pumped here. It's got to flow into our domestic markets first," - Sarah Palin

Somebody please try and defend that

The best I can figure if you cut through the god awful grammar is that she thinks that sequestering domestic oil production and making it exclusively available to Americans would be somehow beneficial.

Which tells me that the Republican party's choice for Vice President of the United States has no idea whatsoever how commodity markets operate, and really has no idea how basic economics works.

Darconix: Fischer-Tropsch process (new window)

That you libs are criticizing her simply for speaking the truth that contradicts your Messiah's own energy dogma speaks volumes.

But how does that help us solve the red?

And should we take off every Zig?

Darconix: See my above post.

You have voluntarily demonstrated, over and over again, that you are a complete and utter buffoon.

I will give you credit: you have not deviated from that once.

AdolfOliverPanties: Remember now, this is the person McCain says probably knows more about energy than anyone in the United States.

fixed, for great justice.

Darconix: Fischer-Tropsch process (new window)

That you libs are criticizing her simply for speaking the truth that contradicts your Messiah's own energy dogma speaks volumes.

Do you have a flag?

Edsel: ninjakirby: I've watched that video three times and I still can't figure out what she was trying to say. I really can't decipher the message there.

Video? Where's this video?

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