...woulda been a millionaire by now

he still kicked batman's ass.

Thanks to WW, I know that Rock'n'Roll McDonald's is a real place, and I know what a CTA bus is.

He did more for broad knowledge of Chicago than Blues Brothers and Ferris Bueller combined.

NikolaiFarkoff: Thanks to WW, I know that Rock'n'Roll McDonald's is a real place, and I know what a CTA bus is.

Thanks to Wesley Willis, I now can kick a llama's ass.

♫ Let us be partners, we'll marry our fortunes together ♫ By writing some brand names into our songs ♫ So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner's Pies, and walked off to sell for America ♫

Sounds like someone could use a friendly head-bump.

Rock over london, rock on chicago.. diet pepsi uh huh.

WW was way ahead of his time.

Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. I propose that we declare May 31st as Talk Like Wesley Willis day.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, Breakfast of Champions

I could spend three dollars and sixty-three cents on Diet Coca-Cola and unlit cigarettes.

Came in here to pay my respects to Wesley. Music that kicked the ass of any traditional definition of music, some really catchy stuff, and one of the early internet fame pioneers. Him and Anton Maiden, RIP.

/RIP Wesley
/Whup Jesus' Ass and write us a song about it while you're at it

I remember my dorky skapunk crew was about some WW back in the day. I think just because he was on Alternative Tentacles.

Wonder what Jello's up to these days.

incircles: I could spend three dollars and sixty-three cents on Diet Coca-Cola and unlit cigarettes.

Actually, that's Wesley Wilco, his step-brother...

Ventrilo Harassment - Wesley Willis (new window)

I couldn't stop laughing at this.

alk44: I remember my dorky skapunk crew was about some WW back in the day. I think just because he was on Alternative Tentacles.

Wonder what Jello's up to these days.


Political speaker.

/he ate my tater tots

suck a hyena's ass with heinz tomato ketchup...

/thanks, WW.

There was a time that I would say 'rock over, london. Rock on chicago.' and then some company's slogan - my favorite was 'Ford, We build Excitement!' - every time I finished a conversation with my wife. We're still married, but only because I stopped doing that.

Wesley wrote a song about my brother. Unfortunately it's only available on a bootleg that I haven't been able to find.

So which Farkers have received a head butt from Wesley?

Glitchwerks: received a head butt from Wesley?

Many sweating disgusting headbutts.

I learned the names of more animals from listening to Wesley Willis than I do from the Discovery Channel.

Suck a cliff springer's ass farking jerk!

Rock on like a Mexican.

RIP WW. I'm glad I got to see him live. Way ahead of his time.

/hopping into my Bronco and taking off like OJ Simpson!

I was going to link to the Wesley Willis Song Generator, but it appears the site has a few glitches...

Anyone know what happened to http://www.monzy.org/wesley/ ?

(the generator is at the bottom of the page)

Batman beat the hell out of me and knocked me to the floor. I got back up and knocked him to the floor. He was being such a jagoff.

I'm sorry that I got fat, I'm sorry that I got fat, I'm sorry that I got fat...I will slim down.

Northwest Airlines!
Northwest Airlines!
Northwest Airlines!
Northwest Airlines!

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago, American Airlines. Some people just know how to fly.

That reminds me to get my oil changed (they'll do a good job).

his headbutts were real to me. the rock show was ah-some!

Sigue Sigue Sputnik sold advertising space on their record in the 80s.

Of course, that was a publicity stunt, but what about Sigue Sigue Sputnik wasn't?

/shoot it up shoot it up

MikoSquiz: Sigue Sigue Sputnik sold advertising space on their record in the 80s.

Of course, that was a publicity stunt, but what about Sigue Sigue Sputnik wasn't?

/shoot it up shoot it up

Pete smashes his guitar on those Sigue Sigue losers...