I think of her more as The Bunny-Fluff Ditz.

I like to think of her as Number Two, personally.

The Antichrist?

Chariset: The Antichrist?

Didn't I read somewhere that the Antichrist has no interest in women? Most fundies always assumed that meant the Antichrist was gay or something...

Also, her name's Sarah Heath Palin (5,5,5)...hmmm. Could really drive the fundies mad with that ;)

JibJab has another flash to write now.

As they had Obama riding a unicorn, maybe she'll be riding a reindeer. And talking to Santa. And she's on the naughty list.

/Is that bad?

Chariset: The Antichrist?

The anti-Christ is specifically named as a man, so unless she's tucking...

Also:

ninjakirby: i63.photobucket.com

Pretending to be like Christ while advocating holy war, speaking in toungues, and denying rape victims the support they need? That's like the definition on Anti-Christ.

smooshie: Also, her name's Sarah Heath Palin (5,5,5)...hmmm. Could really drive the fundies mad with that ;)

Even better, 5+5+5 = 15; 1+5 = 6. So her name is a 6 and she's got three parts to her name: 666!

What's her birthdate? I bet we can do that one too.

ninjakirby: The anti-Christ is specifically named as a man, so unless she's tucking...

Could that just be John's bias speaking? He sees a vision of a figure of power so he immediately assigns the pronoun "he"?

Occam's Chainsaw: ninjakirby: The anti-Christ is specifically named as a man, so unless she's tucking...

Could that just be John's bias speaking? He sees a vision of a figure of power so he immediately assigns the pronoun "he"?

Could be, but you're talking about prophecy here. The moment you remove 'divinely inspired' from prophecy, that whole house of cards hits the floor.

smooshie: Also, her name's Sarah Heath Palin (5,5,5)...hmmm. Could really drive the fundies mad with that ;)

The neighbor of the beast?

I have just five words for all the "Obama-Messiah" idiots:

REAGAN REAGAN REAGAN REAGAN REAGAN.

What is it with neocons and their fanatical support of clearly inferior intellects?

McCain is a smart guy. I happen to disagree with him about a lot of things, but he's got a brain on him and years of service under his belt. Yet when it was only McCain on the ticket, conservatives were deeply meh.

But wait! Here comes Sarah Palin, a half-bright moose tart who can't answer an interview question on her own to save her life and conservatives are all "Yay! Another idiot! We love her! Four more years!!"

Fu*k.

Sometimes I think they do it just to piss me off, future of the country be damned.

There's a reason there is only one President and one Vice President, and it's not because they're supposed to be average.

Calmamity: What is it with neocons and their fanatical support of clearly inferior intellects?

I would guess for the same reason that "nerds" and "geeks" are picked on mercilessly in high school be idiots with a C-average. Being intelligent is no longer seen as a positive thing.

I'll take Shameless Media Whoring for the whole price of the National Debt, Alex, er Sarah, er, Barry...

There are a lot of threads in the Politics forum today.

Calmamity: What is it with neocons and their fanatical support of clearly inferior intellects?

Self-identification in a leader.

Her name's Sarah, and McCain is as old as Abraham. I guess it's time to go sacrifice the only thing she gave him, a chance in hell of winning, up on Mt. Moriah.

Yeah, she's no Reagan.

More conservative than McCain, of course, but then again so is Joe Lieberman.

When did National Review just start doing it for lulz?

smooshie: Also, her name's Sarah Heath Palin (5,5,5)...hmmm. Could really drive the fundies mad with that ;)

Ronald Wilson Reagan

palelizard: What's her birthdate? I bet we can do that one too.

You just want to hack her Hotmail account. We're on to you!

Who is Sarah Palin going to pick as her running mate?

Calmamity: What is it with neocons and their fanatical support of clearly inferior intellects?

Because their worldview is terrible. Any halfway intelligent person would reject it outright. So, you hitch it to a useful idiot that can be controlled and that has some mass appeal. The Kristols and Krauthammers would never get elected, so they have to find someone that could.

Darconix: She'd make a great VP.

[citation needed]

Calmamity: What is it with neocons and their fanatical support of clearly inferior intellects?

They watch Fox News.

McCain is a smart guy. I happen to disagree with him about a lot of things, but he's got a brain on him and years of service under his belt. Yet when it was only McCain on the ticket, conservatives were deeply meh.

Are you trolling? McCain graduated at the bottom of his class of 800. Obama Graduated summa cum laude.

McCain does not know there is a difference between the Shia and Sunni. He doesn't even know where Spain is, or even if they are one of our enemies. Smart? He cannot even tie his shoes, comb his hair or post on Fark.

depmode98: Who is Sarah Palin going to pick as her running mate?

Dan Quayle?

Sorry, I meant that Obama graduated magna cum laude.

RandomExcess: McCain does not know there is a difference between the Shia and Sunni. He doesn't even know where Spain is, or even if they are one of our enemies. Smart? He cannot even tie his shoes, comb his hair or post on Fark.

But he's a Mavrick^TM

Maybe they should consider dropping McCain from the ticket.

I was giving her the benefit of the doubt until I found out she conducts official state business from her Yahoo! email account.

That to me clearly shows she does not take her job seriously or know anything about IT.

RandomExcess: Sorry, I meant that Obama graduated magna cum laude.

Dude. Keep that in Barack and Michelle's bedroom.

I'm Jesus Christ, and I approve of this cover.

depmode98: Who is Sarah Palin going to pick as her running mate?

Jesus, I hear he carries dudes on beaches

palelizard: smooshie: Also, her name's Sarah Heath Palin (5,5,5)...hmmm. Could really drive the fundies mad with that ;)

Even better, 5+5+5 = 15; 1+5 = 6. So her name is a 6 and she's got three parts to her name: 666!

What's her birthdate? I bet we can do that one too.

02-11-64

Add it all together and you get:

RandomExcess:

Are you trolling? McCain graduated at the bottom of his class of 800. Obama Graduated summa cum laude.

McCain does not know there is a difference between the Shia and Sunni. He doesn't even know where Spain is, or even if they are one of our enemies. Smart? He cannot even tie his shoes, comb his hair or post on Fark.

and Obama thinks there are 57 states and doesn't know where Auschwitz is

The One speaks in tongues (new window)

Hypocrisy? From conservatives? No whey!

QUIM POWER!!!!

vernonFL: That to me clearly shows she does not take her job seriously or know anything about IT.

To be fair, she's at least ahead of the game on McCain.

"a leader that God has blessed us with at this time." Nancy Pelosi on Obama. I am sure Charlie Gibson will never ask Pelosi about that

Courtney Cox-Zucker: You just want to hack her Hotmail account. We're on to you!

We already know that her password is "password".

/just like the combo for her luggage is "12345".
//not obscure at all

ninjakirby: Chariset: The Antichrist?

The anti-Christ is specifically named as a man, so unless she's tucking...

Also:

Awesome to see someone else give it some love.

Starship Troopers 2 sucked, but 3 was awesome because it was like the writer/director looked at the first one and said, "Paul Verhoeven was way too subtle. Let's turn it up a notch."

An evangelical email currently making the rounds:


"Sarah is that standard God has raised up to stop the flood. She has the anointing... Back in the 1980s, I sensed that Israel's little-known Benjamin Netanyahu was chosen by God for an important end-time role. I still believe that. I now have that same sense about Sarah Palin."


You can read about it here (new window).

These people are out of their effing minds.

AS WE ALL KNOW
Palin is an empty promise, a political joke, a tactic used by the republicans to win votes from sheep.
her Religious beliefs have great appeal to the religious right wing conservatives who honestly believe that the end is coming if a black man run this country.
she is to many the salvation of us all!!!
personally i cant for the life of me understand why anyone would be excited to have her as veep.
WHO IS SHE? NOBODY!!!

HOV If you really believe that lie about the 57 states, then you are not a responsible voter.