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(Starpulse) Interesting Martina McBride unveils plans for a retirement home for aging musicians. There's at least 85 country songs to come out of this, I'm sure of it   (starpulse.com) divider line 9
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zymurgist 2008-09-19 11:44:01 AM  

 
SherKhan 2008-09-19 12:23:16 PM  
zymurgist:

Best.Country.Song.Evar. (new window)

I like Steve Goodman as much (maybe more) than the next guy but that's not even close to the best. Nor is this (new window, NSFW language) but it is closer.

Now about Martina...

www.cmt.com

Want to touch that little honey's heinie.

 
Makeshift Masturbatorium 2008-09-19 12:51:26 PM  
Listen up, and I'll tell a story
about an artist growing old

/Not a country song

 
Z. Brannigan [TotalFark] 2008-09-19 01:00:44 PM  
Man, the dirty things I would do to that woman.

 
mdbuff12 2008-09-19 02:22:28 PM  
I sense new songs on the horizon any day now:

"My nurse is a thief (and she didn't steal my heart)"

"Shut the damn door, can't you feel the draft?"

"My dog just left me, and my bladder control too"

 
BunkoSquad 2008-09-19 02:40:33 PM  
submitter: retirement home for aging musicians

Branson's full?

 
John Buck 41 2008-09-19 02:42:51 PM  
Branson, Missouri says "Hey, what about me?"

 
Mad Canadian 2008-09-19 07:55:12 PM  
Will they have both kinds of music there?

Country AND Western?

/got nuthin'

 
Dear Jerk 2008-09-19 09:45:23 PM  
I was driving my son and his cousins across Kansas. In Kansas City I told them we'd drive around Sharon Springs and see if Martina was hanging out. Then I hyped it up for 400 miles. We ended up driving up and down both streets but we didn't see her. It was a little disappointing for them.

 
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