Obama's a sports guy. I like that.

Not that I use such criteria in deciding who to vote for, but just in life I find it hard to trust a man that doesn't watch football or know at least a little about it.

McCain will be the one throwing his beer at the screen when they fumble the ball. Obama will be talking trash and rattling off stats and going over legacy.

McCain will be the guy that falls asleep a few minutes after kickoff.

WHY EVEN HAVE THE ELECTION THIS IS DEFINITIVE

Who comes up with this nonsensical shiat?

HulkHands: McCain will be the guy that falls asleep a few minutes after kickoff.

This. Damn you.

"Perferred"?

The real question: which one would you rather find your wallet?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

Also:

"With McCain, I have such an age difference," said Smith of the Arizona senator, who is 72. But with Obama, 47, he said, "If things went well with the conversation, the football game would be forgotten. There'd be a lot of back and forth."

Fantasizing about conversations with politicians seems really creepy to me.

Eh I'd pick Gerald Ford over either of them. Well before he died at least.

Obama like to kick back with a cold PBR.

McCain didn't have PBR when he was a POW for 5 1/2 years.

vaconex: The real question: which one would you rather find your wallet?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

Well, to be fair, if it was on the ground I doubt McCain could pick it up.

During half time you can listen to Vietnam war stories or growing up Muslim.

Hmmm.

McCain's creepy vagina chin just distracts me from the plays. Sorry. :(

McCain would freak out and throw a temper tantrum if his team lost. Then he'd try to nuke someone.

knucklebreather: Eh I'd pick Gerald Ford over either of them. Well before he died at least.

Even after would be better if I had my druthers...

I'd go with McCain. Obama strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't know how to shut the fark up and watch the game.

Hmm... who makes better guac?

vaconex: The real question: which one would you rather find your wallet?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

exactly. There are some retards out there though that will use that kind of bullshiat to determine who to vote for

DrForrester: HulkHands: McCain will be the guy that falls asleep a few minutes after kickoff.

This. Damn you.

Well he's been up since 4am.. give the man a break

I know it's not the point, but neither of these two guys strike me as "sports" guys in the least.

I'd go with McCain. Obama strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't know how to shut the fark up and watch the game.

me: Can you get me a soda while you're up?
Obama: Let the rich get you a soda.
me: But you are rich.
Obama: RACIST!

I'd choose McCain solely on the possiblity of free beer for the game.

Obama probably drinks green tea or some shiat.

Bonanza Jellybean: Who comes up with this nonsensical shiat?

Because it factored in to who won the last 2 elections.

I'm sorry, but I have to go with Leinart.

When will the media run out of ways to fellate Obama?

To handle the other side.

me: McCain, can you get me a soda while you are up?
McCain: Sure but when I was a POW we didn't get soda.
me: Tang?
McCain: I'll check.

vaconex: I'd go with McCain. Obama strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't know how to shut the fark up and watch the game.

me: Can you get me a soda while you're up?
Obama: Let the rich get you a soda.
me: But you are rich.
Obama: RACIST!


I LOL'ed!

UpstateMonkey: I know it's not the point, but neither of these two guys strike me as "sports" guys in the least.

No, Obama didn't play basketball in highschool or anything like that.

I base my vote on who I would rather have a beer with. It's unfortunate that Bush can't run for a third term.

...and the stupidity continues...

vaconex: I'd go with McCain. Obama strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't know how to shut the fark up and watch the game.

me: Can you get me a soda while you're up?
Obama: Let the rich get you a soda.
me: But you are rich.that'd be stupid, there's a black guy right there!
Obama: RACIST!Good point

degreeless: When will the media run out of ways to fellate Obama?

At about the same time you quit visualizing Obama's phallus in everybody's mouth.

But which V.P. candidate would you rather watch hockey with?

/ObaMcCain 08!

dhudd: UpstateMonkey: I know it's not the point, but neither of these two guys strike me as "sports" guys in the least.

No, Obama didn't play basketball in highschool or anything like that.

You're racist.

/i keed
//hates b-ball

McCain would be running to the bathroom every 10 minutes.
Hey... hey... pause it, I'll be right back

vaconex: The real question: which one would you rather find your wallet?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

Looking at the way the economy is going, I'd say a rich old white guy is WAY more likely to steal your money than a black dude.

Now excuse me but I gotta go ask Valentine if I should invest in frozen concentrated orange juice.

McRat: But which V.P. candidate would you rather watch hockey with?

/ObaMcCain 08!

Well Palin durrr.. I could score on that mouth all day

/thank you thank you

UpstateMonkey: I know it's not the point, but neither of these two guys strike me as "sports" guys in the least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP6rEuplQM0


purple helmet: I'd choose McCain solely on the possiblity of free beer for the game.

Obama probably drinks green tea or some shiat.

Read his books. The man drinks beer every night while watching SportsCenter.

For the sake of the American political process could we please just knock this crap off?

captain_heroic44: McCain would freak out and throw a temper tantrum if his team lost. Then he'd try to nuke someone forget where he was and what he was doing and wander off.

ftfy

//Alzheimers is a biatch that way.

vaconex: To handle the other side.

me: McCain, can you get me a soda while you are up?
McCain: Sure but when I was a POW we didn't get soda.
me: Tang?
McCain: I'll check. (dials phone) Cindy?

FTFY

vaconex: The real question: which one would you rather find your wallet?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

Actually, I would like Obama to find my wallet.

After weeks of McCain doing a 180 on almost everything he believes in, I wouldn't be shocked if he lightened my wallet before returning it. I don't know who this guy really is. I thought I did. But not any more.

Obama seems like the guy who would feel guilty for even thinking about it. Probably a by product from hanging around too many Catholics.

If Obama's team lost he would probably go on and on how his team missed certain blocking assignments, point out stupid penalties the players maded that cost them the game, and missed executions. Those would be the reasons he states why he felt his team lost.

If McCain's yeam lost he would probably biatch about hoe the other team cheated, how the NCAA has a conspiracy against them, and S.I., ESPN, and all the other major sports media has a bias against his team. Those would be the reasons he states why he felt his team lost.

I'm not surprised; it's not like you can high-five McCain after a spectacular play.

AgentTofu: UpstateMonkey: I know it's not the point, but neither of these two guys strike me as "sports" guys in the least.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP6rEuplQM0


purple helmet: I'd choose McCain solely on the possiblity of free beer for the game.

Obama probably drinks green tea or some shiat.

Read his books. The man drinks beer every night while watching SportsCenter.

WOW! He really is "one of us." I feel so much better about him now.

DarnoKonrad: degreeless: When will the media run out of ways to fellate Obama?

At about the same time you quit visualizing Obama's phallus in everybody's mouth.

i'd rather watch the game with Bill Clinton cuz we could smoke a jay and eat a lot of wings.

McCain is too much like somebody's grampa and I'd feel paranoid about cursing around him.

Obama would have too many "pass me BaROCK" and "he O-BOMB-A'd that pass" comments that i just couldnt handle it.

so yeah, Clinton.