If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(AP) Interesting Detroit's new mayor takes oath of office; promises to keep his biatch under control   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 25
More: Interesting  
•       •       •

434 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 Sep 2008 at 1:16 PM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

25 Comments   (+0 »)


Fark.com's  Political Inclination Thermometric Analyzer:
Neutral 2.49% Fascist
Archived thread
 
Punkindrublic [TotalFark] 2008-09-19 10:26:21 AM  
www.dailyhaha.com

Double Cheese Burger, Yo.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-09-19 10:39:10 AM  
Keep your pimp hand strong Mr. Mayor.

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2008-09-19 10:53:39 AM  
politicaldemotivation.files.wordpress.com

 
NittLion78 2008-09-19 12:03:41 PM  
"SOMEBODY TELL THIS BIATCH TO BE COOL!!!"

 
runchkin 2008-09-19 12:14:31 PM  
is1.okcupid.com

 
chipspastic 2008-09-19 01:23:47 PM  
i279.photobucket.com

 
chipspastic 2008-09-19 01:24:48 PM  
last post is not my pic - did not notice spelling mistake until it was too late

don't wanna hear it.

 
Biggs [TotalFark] 2008-09-19 01:29:59 PM  
i275.photobucket.com

 
jayg22 2008-09-19 01:31:16 PM  
www.obama-wire.com

/To bad Obama couldn't keep his biatch under control.

 
Not A Hippie [TotalFark] 2008-09-19 01:31:49 PM  
made by raw toast just for me. :)

i292.photobucket.com

 
Lokichilde 2008-09-19 01:33:48 PM  
New mayor is a proud geek Link (new window)

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-09-19 01:43:09 PM  
The only cool thing about Detroit is Axel Foley, and he's not real.

 
forteblast 2008-09-19 01:44:38 PM  
Lokichilde: New mayor is a proud geek Link (new window)

It certainly looks that way. Check out his reviews on Amazon.

 
5_second_rule 2008-09-19 01:45:54 PM  
jayg22:

Still waiting on that whitey speech, huh. In the meanwhile check out Todd Palin and his buddies at the Alaska Independence Party.

hack

 
HomoHabilis 2008-09-19 01:52:53 PM  
Biatch is the new ho.

 
jayg22 2008-09-19 01:53:09 PM  
5_second_rule: Still waiting on that whitey speech, huh. In the meanwhile check out Todd Palin and his buddies at the Alaska Independence Party.

No I am waiting on something more substantial from Obama besides sunshine and rainbows. I dont need a whitey video.

/Nice digg at Todd Pailn though!

 
Soup4Bonnie 2008-09-19 02:02:21 PM  
jayg22: 5_second_rule: Still waiting on that whitey speech, huh. In the meanwhile check out Todd Palin and his buddies at the Alaska Independence Party.

No I am waiting on something more substantial from Obama besides sunshine and rainbows. I dont need a whitey video.

/Nice digg at Todd Pailn though!



Stinks of Fark Independent in here.

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-09-19 02:03:48 PM  
jayg22: I am waiting

Are you?

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-09-19 02:05:31 PM  
Soup4Bonnie: jayg22: 5_second_rule: Still waiting on that whitey speech, huh. In the meanwhile check out Todd Palin and his buddies at the Alaska Independence Party.

No I am waiting on something more substantial from Obama besides sunshine and rainbows. I dont need a whitey video.

/Nice digg at Todd Pailn though!


Stinks of Fark Independent Undecided VoterTM in here.


/That's the trend I've been seeing anyway.

 
5_second_rule 2008-09-19 02:06:22 PM  
jayg22:

Im on a PDA so I can't pull the exactpolicy statements over the web but even in his DNC speech he did lay out what exactly how he would go about achieving his policies.

//the Kwame was an embarrassment.

 
jayg22 2008-09-19 02:19:23 PM  
Soup4Bonnie: Stinks of Fark Independent in here.

No, I am voting for McCain. I would like to see more out of Obama than Hope and Change and Sunshine though.

 
Soup4Bonnie 2008-09-19 02:24:38 PM  
jayg22: Soup4Bonnie: Stinks of Fark Independent in here.

No, I am voting for McCain. I would like to see more out of Obama than Hope and Change and Sunshine though.


C'mon now. You and I both know that you could find his positions on issues if you wanted to. Claiming he is an empty suit just makes you look dumb.

Do we really have to do dumb this election? Can't we just debate the issues like intelligent adults?

Please? I'm asking you nicely and I'm saying please.

You can even choose the topic we'll discuss.

 
Rethorn 2008-09-19 03:04:00 PM  
jayg22: Soup4Bonnie: Stinks of Fark Independent in here.

No, I am voting for McCain. I would like to see more out of Obama than Hope and Change and Sunshine though.


Either you're a Troll, ignorant, intentionally ignorant, or are lying to either us or yourself.

IF you are a Troll, DIAF.
IF you are ignorant, please stop expressing your opinions until you have a more solid grasp on the issues.
IF you are intentionally ignorant, please stop expressing your opinion period.
If you are lying to us, you're probably a troll and need to DIAF.

One would have to intentionally avoid everything that Obama has spoken about, particularly on Fark of all places, to think that he has only spoken about the Hope and Change and absolutely nothing more. Therefore, you likely know nothing about Obama but hear from your equally uneducated friends (or TV Pundits) about how bad he is and how he offers only words. Of course, you believe them without any review of your own and then parrot precisely what they said, because you're either friends of theirs or perceive them to have authority because they're on TV. If this is the case, you are ignorant, although perhaps not willfully. If you're willing to learn, stick around and do some reading, and try to ignore the partisan asshole farkers.

If you are willfully ignorant, you have already made up your mind based on what your initial impression of him was from the first time you saw him. You could be picking McCain because Obama is black, because he's tall, because he's a Democrat, because he's from Illinois, because he doesn't look like you and so it's harder to project yourself on to him, or any number of non-issues, but all of which have absolutely nothing to do with who is the best for this nation and are ultimately selfish and unpatriotic. If this is you, you should not vote until you open yourself to the fact that whoever most closely resembles you, whether be it economically, socially, culturally, geographically, or politically, is not the best man for the job.

The alternative is that you fall in to one of the above categories, but don't want to think of yourself as belonging to them, so you lie to yourself and insist that you really AREN'T shallow and selfish even though you've already decided without knowing anything about one of the candidates as you freely admit. This requires you to be honest with yourself, and to measure your decision with why you made your decision in a completely unbiased, and reasonable manner. Honestly, I don't expect this of you, because most people like to think that they're Stephen Hawking in the body of Conan the Barbarian, even though they're of average intelligence and are a bit on the pudgy side.

The last possibility is that you're lying to us, in which case you're a Troll. STFU and GTFO if you are, and if you have kids (assuming you'll ever breed) make sure to hug them or something so that we don't have more people so desperate for attention that they come to the internet and act as obnoxious as possible.

 
forteblast 2008-09-19 03:56:39 PM  
Rethorn: blah blah blah blah blah blah

Can we stop this threadjack and get back to our jubilation over Kwame getting the boot?

 
sjcpjh1 2008-09-19 04:03:34 PM  
I was kind of hoping for some pics of Clarence Boddicker or ED-209.

 
Displayed 25 of 25 comments


[Continue Farking]