Avast!

"Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"

/recycled from the other 10 million Talks Like A Pirate Day threads!! ;)

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How'd you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull shiat in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the seaman asks.
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

Pirates were, and are, bad people. Marauders, rapists, torturers. Criminals even. I guess Disney has romanticized it.

Sun God: Pirates were, and are, bad people. Marauders, rapists, torturers. Criminals even. I guess Disney has romanticized it.

No different from ren fairs, in my opinion. People always ignore the bad parts of the past. It's why people always talk about "the good 'ol days." Well, they never were.

Sun God: Pirates were, and are, bad people. Marauders, rapists, torturers. Criminals even. I guess Disney has romanticized it.

So were knights, kings, ninjas, samurai, explorers, cowboys, soldiers... We romanticize everything.

Archaeologists. Priests. Thieves. Spies. Sailors.

/I really can do this all day.

La Fee Verte: A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How'd you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull shiat in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the seaman asks.
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

I love that joke!

FloydA

Meth head?

Occam's Chainsaw: Archaeologists. Priests. Thieves. Spies. Sailors.

/I really can do this all day.

I doubt it.

My timbers arrrr duly shivered.

And then for the eternal debate: Be it "Arrrrr", "Yarrrrr" or simply "Rrrrrrr", and be the "-rgh" endings to the word to much for a landlubber?

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C!

Gawd, not Pirates day again... has it already been a year? Cheese and rice, do we have to go through this crap again for an ENTIRE DAY?!?!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

Oh, sorry.

Sun God: I doubt it.

Scientists. Stock brokers. Oil wildcatters.

/Don't tempt me.

Q. What are a pirate's favourite socks?
A. Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgyle

Q. What's a pirate's favourite movie?
A. Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Wars

/hiding now

Thanks for that Spazticus!

Oh and mandatory:

Link (new window)

Pirates & a parade. One of the few things that makes Tampa awesome...

HowAboutNo: Gawd, not Pirates day again... has it already been a year? Cheese and rice, do we have to go through this crap again for an ENTIRE DAY?!?!

Walk the plank, you scurvy dog!!

How fitting. The stock market has been walking the plank all week.

FloydA

Scurvy makes you English?

/Yaaarrrrr

Shazzoir
Q. What are a pirate's favourite socks?
A. Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgyle

Q. What's a pirate's favourite movie?
A. Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Wars

/hiding now

Q. What is a pirate's favorite place to eat?
A. AAArrrrrby's

There once was a pirate named Bates,
Who danced the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates!

(Plundered, I be taken no credit, yarrrrrrr!)

yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

"When robbery is done in open daylight by sanction of the law, as it is done today, then any act of honor or restitution has to be hidden underground."

Anyone who starts this "talk like a pirate" crap near me today will be on the receiving end of a merciless beating.

Occam's Chainsaw:
So were knights, kings, ninjas, samurai, explorers, cowboys, soldiers... We romanticize everything.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Yaaaarrrr, Obama and his supporters are douchebags, yaaarrr.

icy_one: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Compare Naruto with a merciless assassin. EVERYTHING.

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances

The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

gbiewer
Arrrr, ye be thinkin' it'd be Arrrby's

But actually it's Long John Silver's

Avast, the one day that my name be cool.

HAHAHAHA!!!

///yarr harr fiddle dee dee

Shiver me timbers, it be the 19th again already?

Arrrrrr

Aye, me be wantin some Seaferin movies to gets me in the mood. Can the lot of ye tell me some good films for this special day...and next week for the Ren Fair:
Pirate Days (new window)

Tyrosine: Anyone who starts this "talk like a pirate" crap near me today will be on the receiving end of a merciless beating.




Anybody tries it near me and I'm gonna flip out and cut their head off with my TOTALLY SWEET ninja sword.

Did you hear about that new pirate corn they have?

I hear it's like a buck an ear.

Since it's also my birthday, can I at least have a free ninja to beat up?

Yarrrrr

/Got nuthin

Where's the first place a pirate goes after docking?
To the Baaaaaaarrrrrrrr.

How does he get there?
Drives his caaaaarrrrr.

Why doesn't he walk?
It's too faaaarrrr.

Say

Where is the thread about the Palin email hacker being the ambiguously gay, interpretive dance studying, Uni of Tenn student, son of the Obami rootinest Democrat state senator of Tennessee?

Sun God [TotalFark] Quote 2008-09-19 06:13:21 AM
Pirates were, and are, bad people. Marauders, rapists, torturers. Criminals even. I guess Disney has romanticized it.
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There for a minute I thought you were describing republicans....