Ok, he's creepy, but it's sorta relieving to see someone not taking politics into account at all when answering a question.

*shudder*

kellyshannon: *shudder*

Yes, because having sex with an eightteen or nineteen year old would just be dirty and disgusting.

jbuist: kellyshannon: *shudder*

Yes, because having sex with an eightteen or nineteen year old would just be dirty and disgusting.

It would be for her...

DUMBASS tag on vacay?

kellyshannon: jbuist: kellyshannon: *shudder*

Yes, because having sex with an eightteen or nineteen year old would just be dirty and disgusting.

It would be for her...

His real name is Robert Kelly? So, how the hell did he come up with the name, R. Kelly? Is there a backstory or something?

Uh. . . it's a fair question. 18 and 19 year olds are fair game. Hell, 16 and 17 year olds SHOULD be fair game (if you don't know your shiat by 16 you won't ever know your shiat), and are some places.

A 41-year-old man is asked if he likes teenage girls.

WRONG ANSWER: "When you say teenage how old are we talking?"

RIGHT ANSWER: "No, I much prefer the company of women closer to my own age. And I absolutely do not, under any circumstances, like to urinate on women."

RemyDuron
Hell, 16 and 17 year olds SHOULD be fair game (if you don't know your shiat by 16 you won't ever know your shiat), and are some places.

Why don't you have a seat right over there....

CowboyNinjaD: A 41-year-old man is asked if he likes teenage girls.

WRONG ANSWER: "When you say teenage how old are we talking?"

RIGHT ANSWER: "No, I much prefer the company of women closer to my own age. And I absolutely do not, under any circumstances, like to urinate on women."

THIS

If a woman half your age is too old for you, you might be a pervert

Aww, come on. He don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump n' grind.

WRONG ANSWER: "When you say teenage how old are we talking?"

RIGHT ANSWER: "What do you mean by weakness?"

19?

/classic

It's just not a trip to Vegas until I'm at a blackjack table complaining about being dealt more 12's and 13's than R.Kelly.

If a woman half your age is too old for you, you might be a pervert

I used to think there weren't any birthdays to look forward to after 21. Then I realized when you turn 36 it becomes "ok" to date women half your age.

Here's the thing:

Every straight guy in the world will check out a nubile young woman if she walks into his field of vision. He will do this automatically.

I am the least "think with the other head" guy on Earth and I do it.

The thing is, 99% of us at least have the decency to be ashamed when we realize she's 15 or whatever.

likefunbutnot: Here's the thing:

Every straight guy in the world will check out a nubile young woman if she walks into his field of vision. He will do this automatically.

I am the least "think with the other head" guy on Earth and I do it.

The thing is, 99% of us at least have the decency to be ashamed when we realize she's 15 or whatever.

How do you not know your cousin is 15?

likefunbutnot: Every straight guy in the world will check out a nubile young woman if she walks into his field of vision.

I'm assuming you know the correct definition of nubile. If so, I agree.

Is this the "bitter old female" thread?

/worthless without pics

shame is a society imposition. there is no law whether one should be ashamed or not for thoughts and desires.

Subbysays this like there is something wrong.

//Why yes, I will have a seat over there.

Those people are people that don't know Robert, they don't know me. I usually don't get into what people think about me because all my career, even before the trial, people have had their opinions about Robert ...

Wait..is there someone else named Robert or is he seriously talking about himself in the 3rd person?

And asking someone if they have a weakness for teenagers is a pretty loaded question. Teenagers cover a large age group. 13 is a lot different then 19 but they're both teenagers.

R.Kelly
Bill Wyman
Ronnie Wood
Roman Polanski
Warren Jeffs
John McCain
the list of old farts trying it on with young chicks
is endless, and includes anyone who
thinks they'll get away with it, including
you, me, and Woody Allen.
Okay, sorry about the Woody Allen thing,
no way anyone here is that creepy, including
Bobby Kelly. Aside from the piss thing, wtf?
Really? Piss? Did anyone really fap to 2 girls
1 cup? Probably some republican, or christian,
or fox (w)anchor...
Underage incest; should have meant the end of
Woodyi's career, if not his very existence at the
hands of Rosemary-Satan's cockwarmer-Farrow.

/to clarify, i do mean 18 and up......
//NOT two 9 year olds mister Gadd.......

FTFA: "I fired him (brother Carey) a thousand times and rehired him. It's unfortunate that it's like that, but when you're me and you're R. Kelly, everybody wants a piece of you. And if you don't give them a piece, they'll find a way to get a piece of you one way or the other.

"I've been blackmailed a billion times in my career. ... I know that people will do this. Sometimes, yeah, even your own family members, and I don't hate none of them but I know a lot of people be (sic) out to get me because I'm very viable."

/cue the "English, motherfarker" pic

Gilligann: Wait..is there someone else named Robert or is he seriously talking about himself in the 3rd person?

You know, when I read that I kind of thought maybe it was his brother being quoted and sticking up for him or something. I was more interested in the teenage lust aspect so I didn't bother re-reading it.

T.rex: His real name is Robert Kelly? So, how the hell did he come up with the name, R. Kelly? Is there a backstory or something?

Talk Like a Pirate Day?

Arbitrator: FTFA: "I know a lot of people be (sic) out to get me because I'm very viable."


I plan to use this at the bar tonight.

Men are wired to be attracted to all females that are post-puberty, whether we act on those feelings or not, they are wired into us. Women seem to be able to get away with banging jailbait as we all get pissy when a 16 year old male is a "victim" of molestation. Most females will even say that is ridiculous, turn the "victim" into a girl and all of the sudden everyone is a sick pedophile for even thinking that she might have consented (yet girls go through puberty sooner than boys)

There are even girls out there that understand everything that I have said that are at that age and use it as a weapon. If you don't know what I'm talking about then I pray you never find out. Men shouldn't be treated as inherently evil when it comes to sex, it's disgusting how we're treated on the issue of sex.

submitter: Asked if he liked teenage girls, R. Kelly responded with a question of his own: "When you say teenage, how - how old are we talkin'?"


Didn't he marry the Aaaliyah person when she was like 15?

Pisser.

ErikShocker: If you don't know what I'm talking about then I pray you never find out. Men shouldn't be treated as inherently evil when it comes to sex, it's disgusting how we're treated on the issue of sex.

I'm with you man.

jaylectricity: ErikShocker: If you don't know what I'm talking about then I pray you never find out. Men shouldn't be treated as inherently evil when it comes to sex, it's disgusting how we're treated on the issue of sex.

I'm with you man.


haha really? come on, jay-lectricity, erik-shocker... that's just you again, fess up!

deadsanta: jaylectricity: ErikShocker: If you don't know what I'm talking about then I pray you never find out. Men shouldn't be treated as inherently evil when it comes to sex, it's disgusting how we're treated on the issue of sex.

I'm with you man.


haha really? come on, jay-lectricity, erik-shocker... that's just you again, fess up!

THUNDERBLADE!

/Obscure WoW meme

It's real simple - pissing on a nubile young teenager is a beautiful act of love.

Playing Peter Pan with pre-pubescent boys at Camp Neverland is not.

Wooderson said it best:



That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

I too am very viable, and people be (sic) out to get me as well, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I don't see the issue with his answer...

I'd bet money the 14yo wasn't the youngest girl he's pissed on, just the youngest that was caught on video.

The reason there are laws against having sex with teenage girls is so older women can get love too!

Cause you know the dirty, sinister truth is that most men think about it and wonder about it...But are capable of restraint.

R. Kelly is just a dirty dog that got busted. And as my old man used to say if you can't take the lumps stay out of the ring.

Of course I and all the other men on Fark are the exception...We never actually look lustfully at anyone without first getting proper I.D. and then getting approval and expressing to the object of our mental humping that we are truly evolved and harmless.*wink*

deadsanta: jaylectricity: ErikShocker: If you don't know what I'm talking about then I pray you never find out. Men shouldn't be treated as inherently evil when it comes to sex, it's disgusting how we're treated on the issue of sex.

I'm with you man.


haha really? come on, jay-lectricity, erik-shocker... that's just you again, fess up!

Hahaha! I wish. My alt is a little more slippery.

RemyDuron

Hell, 16 and 17 year olds SHOULD be fair game (if you don't know your shiat by 16 you won't ever know your shiat), and are some places.

I'd beg to differ. The full weight of consequence is not always so easily discerned and very often not experienced by kids as old as that and sometimes even older. Go ahead and make your precious snowflake comments, but it has nothing to do with being sheltered. There are kids that don't really come of age, mentally or physically , until much later. Essentially you should play with your own.

But then again my wife and I have a 9 year age difference.

doobiebrother
R.Kelly
Bill Wyman
Ronnie Wood
Roman Polanski
Warren Jeffs
John McCain
Bill Clinton
the list of old farts trying it on with young chicks
is endless, and includes anyone who
thinks they'll get away with it, including
you, me, and Woody Allen.
Okay, sorry about the Woody Allen thing,
no way anyone here is that creepy, including
Bobby Kelly. Aside from the piss thing, wtf?
Really? Piss? Did anyone really fap to 2 girls
1 cup? Probably some republican, or christian,
or fox (w)anchor...
Underage incest; should have meant the end of
Woodyi's career, if not his very existence at the
hands of Rosemary-Satan's cockwarmer-Farrow.

FIFY

RemyDuron: Uh. . . it's a fair question. 18 and 19 year olds are fair game. Hell, 16 and 17 year olds SHOULD be fair game (if you don't know your shiat by 16 you won't ever know your shiat), and are some places.

Age of consent is 17 in several places I've lived, I dunno that I've ever seen 16.

//Not really sure why I know this, when I was in the age range I didn't care and after I was past it I didn't date that far outside my age group.

Oooh shiat! (new window)

What's black and comes in a small white box?

Why does this guy still have a career?

Fano: What's black and comes in a small white box?

A stool sample?

Jim_Callahan: RemyDuron: Uh. . . it's a fair question. 18 and 19 year olds are fair game. Hell, 16 and 17 year olds SHOULD be fair game (if you don't know your shiat by 16 you won't ever know your shiat), and are some places.

Age of consent is 17 in several places I've lived, I dunno that I've ever seen 16.


16 in the UK. Though oddly, you aren't allowed to look at porn till you are 18, so presumably you have to spend a couple of years having sex with a blindfold on.

Jim_Callahan: Age of consent is 17 in several places I've lived, I dunno that I've ever seen 16.

You should look harder.

/Shawn Johnson's home is 16.
//She's more than half my age

T.rex: His real name is Robert Kelly? So, how the hell did he come up with the name, R. Kelly? Is there a backstory or something?



/Had better not be obscure