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(Starpulse) Scary In another subtle yet unsettling sign of the Apocalypse, The Jonas Brothers are planning a duet with Britney Spears   (starpulse.com) divider line 20
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beerrun [TotalFark] 2008-09-18 10:02:19 AM  
Wouldn't that be a quartet?

 
Stinky McButt 2008-09-18 10:07:46 AM  
It's news like this that makes me thankful I don't have small children that would possibly want to drag my ass out to something this horrible.

 
rikdanger [TotalFark] 2008-09-18 10:58:29 AM  
Hey, three promise rings for sale on eBay! Cheap!

 
jerkobson 2008-09-18 11:26:34 AM  
rikdanger: Hey, three promise rings for sale on eBay! Cheap!

Came to say something to this extent.

/hadn't thought of anything clever yet.

 
offacue 2008-09-18 12:15:56 PM  
DVDA?

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-18 12:27:53 PM  
You gotta ask; who's benefiting the most out of this arrangement? It's kinda sad that the J's are dragging up Britney's profile.

 
Antidamascus 2008-09-18 12:30:30 PM  
Wake me when it's the Smothers Brothers

 
PYROY 2008-09-18 12:35:04 PM  
Wake me for the Nelson reunion tour.

 
flecsrogar 2008-09-18 12:40:54 PM  
wake me when its two acts that will stillbe relevant in ten years

 
degreeless 2008-09-18 01:25:39 PM  
That may very well collapse under it's own weight and become a singularity of suck, from which no sound can escape.

 
bostonowns 2008-09-18 01:35:09 PM  
gangbang?

 
johnsmith99 2008-09-18 02:17:55 PM  
I was going to write something here, but then I thought, "Why waste my time?"

 
Kodiak Attack 2008-09-18 02:23:56 PM  
Title of TFA: "The Jonas Brothers Eye Spears Duet"

They should just spear themselves in the eyes and do us all a favor.

 
BaronVonAsshat 2008-09-18 02:32:09 PM  
Pardon me if I'm wrong, but a duet involves two performers, not three.... But hey, what do I know? I'm just a musician. That is, one who writes music as opposed to a singing, dancing monkey (or monkeys/Monkees) in this case. Ugh. Just make it stop. Anyone remember the Treehouse of Horror short "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores"? JUST DON'T LOOK! They'll disappear eventually. Sigh.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-18 02:44:47 PM  
BaronVonAsshat: Pardon me if I'm wrong, but a duet involves two performers, not three.... But hey, what do I know? I'm just a musician. That is, one who writes music as opposed to a singing, dancing monkey (or monkeys/Monkees) in this case. Ugh. Just make it stop. Anyone remember the Treehouse of Horror short "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores"? JUST DON'T LOOK! They'll disappear eventually. Sigh.

You sound flat. And fat. ;)

 
oryx 2008-09-18 03:27:47 PM  
Duet or do it?

 
alcoda 2008-09-18 04:45:27 PM  
beerrun: Wouldn't that be a quartet?

What he said.

 
Cyber_Junk 2008-09-18 10:32:39 PM  
Ok, now I'm curious to know how they can find anything to rhyme with 'spit-roast'

 
KajakPro 2008-09-19 12:14:19 AM  
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Do not want.
/Seriously, I thought they were trying to be all cute and pure.

 
Eddie Hazel 2008-09-19 07:39:03 AM  
Wake me for the Nelson reunion tour.

Wake up!
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