Dear Governor Palin,

Please accept this copy of my new book, "Ted, White & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto" for you and your family. As a proud fellow American hunter, fisherman and lover of Alaska's soul cleansing magnificent Spirit of the Wild, we who live our American Dream by God, truth, logic, goodwill and decency, thank you for bringing such defiant common sense and self evident truth back to the GOP and politics. We wish you Godspeed for the best hunting and fishing season of your life and pray to God almighty that you bring your bold spirit to the White House.

Godbless,

American BloodBrothers, Ted Nugent and family



/man, that is so bad it does a 360 and becomes full of win

Dear Governor Palin,

If you ever need to dodge a draft, try shiatting in your pants just before you meet the draft board, like I did.

Also, extend my thanks to the kid who knocked up your daughter Bristol. As a connoisseur of really young poon myself, I want to tell him he did well.

Yours in idiocy,
Ted Nugent

Who is this whackjob anyway?

Glasgowsfinest: Who is this whackjob anyway?

He used to be a musician. Now he's a punchline.

Glasgowsfinest: Who is this whackjob anyway?

a gun-toting macho jackass popular for a song called "Cat Scratch Fever" but his arseholism goes to the extend of having a ballad entitled "My Love is like a Tire Iron"

nuff said

there's a pair that deserve each other.

"Ted, White, & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto" is almost as cool a title as "Intensities in Ten Cities."

Let's sit back and see how the liberals can mock and find something wrong with even THIS heartfelt letter.

I think it's a very nice letter.

Whoa, someone's been sniffing deeply off Ted's vintage loincloth.

brap Whoa, someone's been sniffing deeply off Ted's vintage loincloth.

Thank you, that was my first lol of the day.

Ted's hilarious. How can you not like Ted?

HappyHarryHardOn: Dear Governor Palin,

Please accept this copy of my new book, "Ted, White & Blue: The Nugent Manifesto" for you and your family. As a proud fellow American hunter, fisherman and lover of Alaska's soul cleansing magnificent Spirit of the Wild, we who live our American Dream by God, truth, logic, goodwill and decency, thank you for bringing such defiant common sense and self evident truth back to the GOP and politics. We wish you Godspeed for the best hunting and fishing season of your life and pray to God almighty that you bring your bold spirit to the White House.

Godbless,

American BloodBrothers, Ted Nugent and family



/man, that is so bad it does a 360 and becomes full of win

Man! He doesn't even need drugs! He's got the crazy built right in!

I love Uncle Ted with every fiber of my being, and don't care who knows.

filth: Ted's hilarious. How can you not like Ted?

If Ted was a lefty Farkers would be building monuments to him.

As a proud fellow American hunter

Nugent hunts his fellow Americans?

DonnyBaker: filth: Ted's hilarious. How can you not like Ted?

If Ted was a lefty Farkers would be building monuments to him.

If I responded to your post with letter written in blood, I'd be in Gitmo.

- By the way I don't consider myself a lefty or a righty. More of a switch hitter really. Whoa, calm down Ladies/Men that are willing to settle for less. I'm taken.

Ted Nutjob is a lying POS hypocrite.

There are 3 kinds of people in the world:
1) The world would be a worse place without them.
2) The world would be the same with or without them.
3) The world would be a better place without them.

Ted is a strong number 3.

Dear Ted Nugent,

Go hunting sharks with your bare hands while covered in meat.

Love (not really),

PCLL

he should've written it in his own shiat. you know, the shiat he caked his pants with to avoid the draft! he's a real hero, that ted!

I remember when he was cool - does anyone remember "Stranglehold" and "Snakeskin Cowboys". Too bad he turned out to be such a loser.

Gee, includes a snark about her email hacking incident:
"Defiant common sense," huh? Well,

Lack of common sense for using internet email?

Yeah, what an absurd fool! No one uses the internet for email!

Blame the victim there! Right on!

God does not belong in the same sentence as logic and common sense.

Tabatha Static: As a proud fellow American hunter
What in the hey is that? It is awesome.

Ted Nugent likes Palin and today I saw on CNN that Donald Trump endorsed McCain, so they've almost got the completely worthless retarded moron vote sewed up.

God does not belong in the same sentence as logic and common sense.

Ummm...

he should've written it in his own shiat. you know, the shiat he caked his pants with to avoid the draft! he's a real hero, that ted!

If he was a liberal who did that to avoid the draft he would be held in the highest regards. Because you know, he fought back against the unlawful war in Vietnam

clovis69: If he was a liberal who did that to avoid the draft he would be held in the highest regards. Because you know, he fought back against the unlawful war in Vietnam

Nope, if he was a liberal, I'd still be laughing at him. Seriously - what kind of retard shiats their pants to avoid going to war? What happened to pissing off to Canada?

galactus5000: Seriously - what kind of retard shiats their pants to avoid going to war?

Lazy ones who don't like the idea of poutine.

During a show in Akron, Ohio back in the 70's, Ted climbed up on his amp, and fell off, and his loin-cloth flew up. He was arrested for indecent exposure after the show.

Not a member of Mensa, that one.

An interviewer from the British newspaper The Independent questioned Nugent about a 1977 interview in High Times magazine in which Nugent allegedly detailed elaborate steps taken to avoid the Vietnam draft.[6]

"I got 30 days' notice of the physical," Nugent told them. "I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up." [6]

Nugent dismissed the veracity of these statements, saying "You've got to realize that these interviewers would arrive with glazed eyes and I would make stories up." He explained that he did not go to Vietnam because he had a 1 year student deferment. When questioned, he admitted that he had "not wanted to get his ass blown off in Vietnam," but made note of a tour he made with the USO in 2004 to Fallujah and Afghanistan as support of his assertion that "I am not a coward." He also said that "Because I failed to serve in Vietnam, I feel an obligation now, to do everything I can to support those defending our freedom. Do I feel guilt and embarrassment? Yes

He makes such a big deal out of being a hunter and clean/sober, therefore an awesome parent and human being. In the meantime, he is a total manwhore. What a tool.

I had the pleasure of spending time with Ted a few times and he is a truly authentic individual who inspired me greatly. He has a refreshing way of expressinig himself with a tremendous vocabulary and has a great sense of humor. I will always love Ted Nugent.

And he puts on a HELL of a show -- peerlessly pure energy.

Ted Nugent is entertainingly insane. That he embraces his insanity so fervently makes him all the more entertaining. Rock on, Uncle Ted.

"When in doubt I whip it out." Just reflect on that approach to life.

NightOwl2255: Ted Nutjob is a lying POS hypocrite.

There are 3 kinds of people in the world:
1) The world would be a worse place without them.
2) The world would be the same with or without them.
3) The world would be a better place without them.

Ted is a strong number 3.

PC LOAD LETTER: Dear Ted Nugent,

Go hunting sharks with your bare hands while covered in meat.

Love (not really),

PCLL

What are you two? Jilted girlfriends? The guy is flat-out hilarious. Even if you don't agree with his politics, you're being too sensitive if you can't appreciate the humor.

Oh, so the 'Nuge is still batshiat insane, eh? Wouldn't have guessed...

moar funny pictures

Ted Nugent is hilarious. There are countless nuggets of wisdom to be found in the lyrics of his songs. People who hate him, or wish him dead for no reason other than their ignorant politics need to re-evaluate their lives.


/love grenade

I just reviewd this idiot's show in Providence a few weeks ago. Love his music but... holy crap, what a dick!

Check it out and drive up my #'s

Terrible, Ted (new window)

Yeah.

Stay Classy, Ted (New Window)

What's sad is this guy is crazy enough that I had to RTFA to be sure the note wasn't REALLY written in deer blood.

First thought was that it was a joke, but then I thought, "Well it is the 'Nuge."

"Because I failed to serve in Vietnam, I feel an obligation now, to do everything I can to support those defending our freedom. Do I feel guilt and embarrassment? Yes."

yeah, you and Dick Cheney, both.

filth: Ted's hilarious. How can you not like Ted?

Quite easily. I used to like Ted. I used to go see Ted at any function he was appearing at (concerts, outdoors/hunting shows, etc). I used to like Ted until I saw him onstage proclaim that he himself was "...just a big attractive and successful African-American with a guitar." Ruined the fun for me. fark you Ted.

Ted Nugent is the Gary Busey of rock n' roll. And in some weird way, I mean that as a compliment.

LarrytheBlueOkie: filth: Ted's hilarious. How can you not like Ted?

Quite easily. I used to like Ted. I used to go see Ted at any function he was appearing at (concerts, outdoors/hunting shows, etc). I used to like Ted until I saw him onstage proclaim that he himself was "...just a big attractive and successful African-American with a guitar." Ruined the fun for me. fark you Ted.

He's a very violent person. He reminds me of that guy in middle school that could brag about doing crazy shiat just to get attention or appear cool. If Ted Nugent has really done half the violent shiat he has claimed to have done, he would be locked up. The man is a complete nut job.

Dude hunts with bait from a tree stand. Bow or no, that's farking pitiful. Bait? Here little bear...

rotsky: Let's sit back and see how the liberals can mock and find something wrong with even THIS heartfelt letter.

Oh don't get so peeved.