FTFA: According to the Palm Beach Post, over the past two years at her Jupiter, Fla., residence...6.5 million gallons of water were used.

She was trying to wash away the stink of her last concert.

Protecting her from what, stage divers?

PC LOAD LETTER: Protecting her from what, stage divers?

Over-zealous plastic surgeons.

There are some things in this world that make nails on a blackboard sound like Mozart.

Celine Dion is one of them.

I'm sure she also has a two-piston compressor back stage to keep her ego fully inflated.

Music with no soul ain't music at all.

Well, they sure are not there to get her a sammich

I dislike Celine Dion's music. Also, she's unattractive, and seems to think an awful lot of herself.

/just boiling it down

The C-word was invented just for people like Mizz Dion.

Get over yourself, ya French accented douchebag.

MaxxLarge: I dislike Celine Dion's music. Also, she's unattractive, and seems to think an awful lot of herself.

/just boiling it down

I can't begin to relate to her music, but somehow I've always enjoyed Bette Midler. Perhaps it isn't me, but Celine Dion that in fact is unlistenable. Tens of thousands of people strongly disagree with me to the tune of $100s per ticket, so maybe it is me after all.

She may be the only woman in entertainment with such a fit body that somehow makes me unexcited to see up her skirt. Look at the pic in TFA from the bottom to the top... feel yourself get excited and then incredibly let down. Do it... I'll wait.

/Yeah, I'm a pig
//ou "oiseau"

factoryconnection:
She may be the only woman in entertainment with such a fit body that somehow makes me unexcited to see up her skirt. Look at the pic in TFA from the bottom to the top... feel yourself get excited and then incredibly let down. Do it... I'll wait.

/Yeah, I'm a pig
//ou "oiseau"

So which are you - pig or bird?

Where did they find eleven people who don't want to punch Celine Dion?

MikoSquiz: Where did they find eleven people who don't want to punch Celine Dion?

WIN. Thread over.

FrancoFile: /Yeah, I'm a pig
//ou "oiseau"

So which are you - pig or bird?

Ahhh, crap... I did say "bird," didn't I. I'm officially rusty.

"She's the only diva I know who has four costume changes for breakfast - and that's just when she's at home!" says Leon Hall, fashion critic and Zink magazine editor at large.

I thought gay dudes were supposed to be quick witted.

They're only there in case Sigourney Weaver comes at her with a powerloader.

factoryconnection:

She may be the only woman in entertainment with such a fit body that somehow makes me unexcited to see up her skirt. Look at the pic in TFA from the bottom to the top... feel yourself get excited and then incredibly let down. Do it... I'll wait.

/Yeah, I'm a pig
//ou "oiseau"

You tell 'em, pigbird.

How can you possibly come in here every day and show how little you understand about performance? (new window)

The only reason that Guy Cloutier (her manager 20 years her senior)married her was to avoid child molesting pedophile charges. He banged her in the mouth when she was 14.

Let's swap out Celine Dion's regular concert crowd, with...oh... let's say... Andrew W.K's. Let's see if she notices the difference?

/I'm not a huge fan of his, but he gets an A+ for audience participation.

pubes: The only reason that Guy Cloutier (her manager 20 years her senior)married her was to avoid child molesting pedophile charges. He banged her in the mouth when she was 14.

nope (new window)

here (new window)