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(some Guy) Amusing Christian singer Ray Boltz shocks his fans by announcing that he is one-a-them-there "Homer Sexuals", to much wailing and gnashing of teeth   (associatedcontent.com) divider line 97
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skinbubble 2008-09-15 07:00:59 PM  
Who?

 
DslainteC [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:14:50 PM  
Interesting. I was part of the Christian music scene back when Ray was near the top.

Although I'm now an atheist, I hope for Ray's sake that the fundies don't start casting stones and recognize that they can still worship their god through a man's art in spite of his sexual orientation.

 
shubai33 [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:22:16 PM  
The girl in the picture attached to the article looks like she's been inspired to receive Jesus's love directly on her face.

 
amo [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:22:52 PM  
DslainteC: Interesting. I was part of the Christian music scene back when Ray was near the top.

Although I'm now an atheist, I hope for Ray's sake that the fundies don't start casting stones and recognize that they can still worship their god through a man's art in spite of his sexual orientation.


This will be very interesting indeed. Last time I checked, there wasn't anything in the New Testament about homosexuality. Admittedly, not being a biblical expert, I might be wrong.

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:27:19 PM  
Thank God we live in America and no one will criticize this man for being a repressed homosexual.

 
HaywoodJablonski [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:28:49 PM  
Why would he make that choice after Praising Him for so many years? Somehow the Devil is involved, no doubt about it.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:30:07 PM  
Young Men's Christian Association

 
Kiribub [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:33:27 PM  
Subby: he is one-a-them-there "Homer Sexuals"

So?

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:35:04 PM  
That "wop" you just heard was a bunch of heads exploding in the bible belt.

/NTTAWWT

 
snowjack 2008-09-15 07:40:53 PM  
Subby: he is one-a-them-there "Homer Sexuals"

Kiribub:So?

Whaddya mean, "So?" He's performing an abomination. Just like all those city folk who eat lobster. Abominationers, every one. They can't call themselves Christians 'cause they're all unclean and going to hell, unless they repent their evil crustacean-eating, fudge packing ways and come back to the Light.

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:41:32 PM  
img241.imageshack.us

Wow. That's the best post-op work I have seen on a man. Good for him.

 
Av8rLuvr [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 07:57:02 PM  
Godscrack: Wow. That's the best post-op work I have seen on a man. Good for God Bless him.

FTFH

 
jerry2a 2008-09-15 07:58:33 PM  
DslainteC: Although I'm now an atheist, I hope for Ray's sake that the fundies don't start casting stones and recognize that they can still worship their god through a man's art in spite of his sexual orientation.

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll be extremely tolerant and forgiving.

 
darkyn [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 08:01:29 PM  
What makes this a truly sad testament, however, is the fact that Rob Halford was more comfortable announcing to the world of heavy metal that he was gay, than Ray Boltz felt in coming out to those charged with following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ. What is this saying about the followers of Jesus?

Nice end to the article. Golf clap.

 
awfulperson [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 08:12:48 PM  
Comparing and contrasting Ray Boltz and Rob Halford forces me, as a Christian, to draw some uncomfortable parallels. For example, in the German heavy metal circles being gay was not something that would have gone over well.

Uh, Judas Priest is German?

 
CheddarPants [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 08:23:24 PM  
awfulperson: Comparing and contrasting Ray Boltz and Rob Halford forces me, as a Christian, to draw some uncomfortable parallels. For example, in the German heavy metal circles being gay was not something that would have gone over well.

Uh, Judas Priest is German?


The person who wrote this must be confusing Halford with Udo Dirkschneider. Not that Udo's gay, or that there would be anything wrong with it if he is.

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 08:30:45 PM  
Reminiscent of Leslie Phillips getting out of her Myrrh Records contract by threatening to go public with the news she had -- GASP! -- engaged in premarital sex. She started going by "Sam" and has had a fairly eccentric career in the pop field since then; until a couple of years ago, she was married to T-Bone Burnett. If you're unfamiliar with her, I recommend checking her out. Oh yeah... she also took the curious role of Jeremy Irons' mute slasher girlfriend in Die Hard With A Vengeance.

 
snowjack 2008-09-15 08:34:05 PM  
Jesus taught that it's OK to hate gay people.

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 08:54:46 PM  
God hates fags.

dot com.

/not spam

 
Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-09-15 09:19:28 PM  
Maybe Pastor Ted can pray the gay out of him.

 
darkyn [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 09:20:59 PM  
nashBridges: I'm not sure if Christian Rock lost or the gay community lost with this announcement.

He looks like Donnie Osmond with a porn mustache and a mullet.

 
smooshie [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 09:33:32 PM  
Holy fark, check out the fundies reactions.

Christian love and tolerance

 
I_Hate_Iowa 2008-09-15 09:46:35 PM  
In the meantime, the secrecy was eating him alive inside.

This, this, 1,000 times this.

 
shadowself 2008-09-15 09:49:18 PM  
DslainteC: Interesting. I was part of the Christian music scene back when Ray was near the top.

Although I'm now an atheist, I hope for Ray's sake that the fundies don't start casting stones and recognize that they can still worship their god through a man's art in spite of his sexual orientation.


Haaahahaha... for an atheist, you still have a lot of faith. :)

 
darkyn [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 09:51:03 PM  
smooshie: Christian love and tolerance

Unfortunately, they actually believe that patronizing, "god will open his eyes" nonsense is love and tolerance. Fortunately, as the writer of the linked article demonstrates, not all Christians believe this.

 
skippytheferret 2008-09-15 09:57:40 PM  
Gay...singer...Christian...ho hum.

But holy crap man was that article ever painful to read. Talk about bad journalism.

How the fark do Rob Halford and Ray Ballzucker have anything in common? Really...Isn't that just trying a little too hard?

But I mean one is in league with Da Jezeus and the other The Saytan...CAn't figure which though.

 
offacue 2008-09-15 10:07:10 PM  
smooshie: Holy fark, check out the fundies reactions.

Christian love and tolerance


Is that the Onion? Those people can't be serious, can they.

/can they?

 
Galius_Persnickety 2008-09-15 10:13:25 PM  
Can any traditional Christians explain why this one issue gets people so twisted up? A sin is a sin, but it seems as though this issue generates a lot of hate and vitriol.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 10:16:57 PM  
nashBridges: I don't listen to Christian Rock because I prefer my church music to be more "churchy".

There was never anything rockin' about Ray Boltz's music. This is the song where he first made a name for himself. If I remember correctly, he won some sort of new Christian music contest with it.

Good for him for coming out. It won't be easy dealing with the backlash, but it'll probably be easier than keeping it a secret for the last three decades, and maybe it'll nudge the holy homophobes an inch or two towards being more tolerant. And I'm sure he'll find out who his real friends are, too.

/my mom's a big fan
//she'll probably freak out a bit

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 10:23:45 PM  
Wow, I was looking for this one song of his, but I had no idea I'd find it accompanied by the glory of an awkward chubby chick performing Interpartive Mime.

Holy god, the intartubes never disappoint.

*watches video again*

*gapes*

 
piercer310 [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 10:28:05 PM  
Rumor has it Caribou Barbie's church can make him straight again.

 
AgentOrangeDrink 2008-09-15 10:28:39 PM  
I saw the light large, erect penis in my mouth
I saw the light large, erect penis in my mouth
No more darkness vaginas
No more night boobies
Now I'm so happy
No sorrow in sight
Praise the Lord
I saw the light! large, erect penis in my mouth!

 
Netheus 2008-09-15 10:32:48 PM  
smooshie: Holy fark, check out the fundies reactions.

Christian love and tolerance


Ya know, we used to keep the lions happy with these kinds of people.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 10:35:18 PM  
PC LOAD LETTER: Young Men's Christian Association

...and won in seven.

 
Dr.Zom 2008-09-15 10:37:05 PM  
smooshie: Holy fark, check out the fundies reactions.

Christian love and tolerance


Thanks for reminding me why I'm not religious.

 
Cynical Idealist [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 10:44:15 PM  
smooshie: Holy fark, check out the fundies reactions.

Christian love and tolerance


Just as expected.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 10:47:17 PM  
I love the comments -

Ray I'm praying for you so get some help from Pure Passion Ministry. It's about people like you who overcome this situation by the Grace of God. The devil is a liar. You will be set free from this bondage in the name of Jesus.

He's not the author, you farking tardnugget. Elvis Tapdancing Christ.

Religion of love and acceptance, right?

 
whatshisname 2008-09-15 10:52:43 PM  
Ray Boltz?

With a name like that you sure he's not a porn star as well?

 
Gavino 2008-09-15 10:57:47 PM  
DrBenway: Reminiscent of Leslie Phillips getting out of her Myrrh Records contract by threatening to go public with the news she had -- GASP! -- engaged in premarital sex. She started going by "Sam" and has had a fairly eccentric career in the pop field since then; until a couple of years ago, she was married to T-Bone Burnett. If you're unfamiliar with her, I recommend checking her out. Oh yeah... she also took the curious role of Jeremy Irons' mute slasher girlfriend in Die Hard With A Vengeance.

www.cduson.com

Hellllooooooo.

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 11:06:49 PM  
DrBenway: Reminiscent of Leslie Phillips getting out of her Myrrh Records contract by threatening to go public with the news she had -- GASP! -- engaged in premarital sex. She started going by "Sam" and has had a fairly eccentric career in the pop field since then

This thread needs more Sam Phillips.

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 11:15:21 PM  
peachpicker:

DrBenway: Reminiscent of Leslie Phillips getting out of her Myrrh Records contract by threatening to go public with the news she had -- GASP! -- engaged in premarital sex. She started going by "Sam" and has had a fairly eccentric career in the pop field since then

This thread needs more Sam Phillips.



Hey, you don't have to twist my arm! Right back at you. And again! (2 from Martinis and Bikinis)

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-15 11:16:40 PM  
I eat oysters. Will someone pray for me too?

/seriously, those comments were beyond stupid

 
bGizzy [TotalFark] 2008-09-15 11:39:41 PM  
CheddarPants: awfulperson: Comparing and contrasting Ray Boltz and Rob Halford forces me, as a Christian, to draw some uncomfortable parallels. For example, in the German heavy metal circles being gay was not something that would have gone over well.

Uh, Judas Priest is German?

The person who wrote this must be confusing Halford with Udo Dirkschneider. Not that Udo's gay, or that there would be anything wrong with it if he is.


Udo Dirkschneider was only a little gay.

 
maxx2112 2008-09-15 11:49:44 PM  
amo:
This will be very interesting indeed. Last time I checked, there wasn't anything in the New Testament about homosexuality. Admittedly, not being a biblical expert, I might be wrong.



I'll assume you meant Jesus didn't say anything about homosexuality, because Paul's epistles are ate up with hatred of homosexuality.



/ probably projecting

 
rhodabear 2008-09-15 11:57:21 PM  
smooshie: Holy fark, check out the fundies reactions.

Christian love and tolerance


Here's another site filled with that special brand of love and tolerance.

 
Tony_Pepperoni 2008-09-16 12:00:08 AM  
In an Archie Bunker voice...
F.A.G. Fruit

i37.tinypic.com

/Anyone remember that one.?

 
syrynxx [TotalFark] 2008-09-16 12:38:45 AM  
maxx2112: I'll assume you meant Jesus didn't say anything about homosexuality, because Paul's epistles are ate up with hatred of homosexuality.

/ probably projecting


Paul definitely 'protests too much'. He states that he thinks men should not get married, but rather stay single like him and his lil' buddy Timothy, having brotherly love with each other.

 
Benevolent Misanthrope [TotalFark] 2008-09-16 01:02:45 AM  
syrynxx: maxx2112: I'll assume you meant Jesus didn't say anything about homosexuality, because Paul's epistles are ate up with hatred of homosexuality.

/ probably projecting

Paul definitely 'protests too much'. He states that he thinks men should not get married, but rather stay single like him and his lil' buddy Timothy, having brotherly love with each other.


Well... He said, it's best to remain single - because that way you can concentrate on God alone. But if you can't control yourself and your passions, you should definitely get married.

But he does bust on "the unnatural" alot for some one for whom the passions were not a major concern. Just like he did alot of reminding people he was an apostle... even though he never met Jesus in person.

Self-serving little fark.

 
crockeddonkey 2008-09-16 01:34:30 AM  
peachpicker: Wow, I was looking for this one song of his, but I had no idea I'd find it accompanied by the glory of an awkward chubby chick performing Interpartive Mime.

Holy god, the intartubes never disappoint.

*watches video again*

*gapes*


I cant believe I watched that twice....it...is...so.....intoxicating

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-09-16 01:46:21 AM  
crockeddonkey:

peachpicker: Wow, I was looking for this one song of his, but I had no idea I'd find it accompanied by the glory of an awkward chubby chick performing Interpartive Mime.

Holy god, the intartubes never disappoint.

*watches video again*

*gapes*

I cant believe I watched that twice....it...is...so.....intoxicating



Gee... I, uh, I don't think I've ever seen a fat mime before.

 
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