'He told me he really liked a pair of pink shoes I was wearing one time I visited.'

BWHAHAHAHAH

It sounds like W is having his own Neverland Ranch kind of thing at the White House...

I'd never heard of the "Jonas Brothers" until a few weeks ago, and still wouldn't know one of their songs from a hole in the ground, and I already wish they'd disappear.

Oh, yeah, and get the HELL off my lawn, I guess.

Shrapnel: I'd never heard of the "Jonas Brothers" until a few weeks ago, and still wouldn't know one of their songs from a hole in the ground, and I already wish they'd disappear.

Same here. I'm going to find out what they sound like right now though.

WTF?

'President Bush is a really cool guy,' says Kevin. 'He knows the lyrics to our songs and the last time we were there he was quoting them all back to us.

President Bush is not a teenage girl and should not be listing to this tripe. More than anything he's said or done, I feel that this is proof that the man is a subnormal.

looked up one video, and I'm convinced they are a parody of themselves. Had to turn it off before I turned into plastic.

Am I the only one that is nearly overwhelmed with the desire to punch the Jonas Brothers in the face repeatedly?

It's about time one of them came out.

Philogogus: Am I the only one that is nearly overwhelmed with the desire to punch the Jonas Brothers in the face repeatedly?

Are you kidding? They're farking geniuses.

Look at them: Edgy enough to appeal to hordes of teenage girls, but nice enough to convince parents to let them come to their concerts. They're super-rich, and are rolling in poon. The most common phrase heard outside their tour bus is "Come on daddy! They wear promise rings! I'll be so safe on their tour bus!"

This article is subtitled "A summary of what is wrong with the music industry today"


The Icelander: Look at them: Edgy enough to appeal to hordes of teenage girls, but nice enough to convince parents to let them come to their concerts. They're super-rich, and are rolling in poon. The most common phrase heard outside their tour bus is "Come on daddy! They wear promise rings! I'll be so safe on their tour bus!"

Now if only Teeth were a reality. After all, her first victim was one of the Jonas brothers.

hey, Jonas Brothers. You are mega-star pretty boys with tons of money. if you aren't farking 4 women per day you're DOING IT WRONG

dollar says one is gay

Derwood: hey, Jonas Brothers. You are mega-star pretty boys with tons of money. if you aren't farking 4 women per day you're DOING IT WRONG

That's the thing: They could be farking 4 women teenage girls a day. But if it ever got out, their gravy train would die.

They've got to at least appear wholesome so that parents let their daughters spend money on them.

\Phrase heard most in the back of their tour bus: "Hey, baby, anal isn't really sex."
\\Totally jealous of them.

The Jonas Brothers say the only bush they're familiar with is George W...
...But they are intimately familiar with things being stuck in their ass holes.

Ghey!

This thread has me wondering if that "technical virginity" thing works both ways. (You know, that idiotic trend of girls claiming they're "virgins" because they've only had it up the ass and given blowjobs. Being farked in the ass is the definition of purity, apparently.)

If a Jonas Brother (or another ring-wearing 19 year old who must have more familiarity with online porn that a dozen Farkers, combined) has only had sex with "technical virgins" in one of the holes that does not "technically" deflower her... is he still pure, too?

With all the girls that shave their clams nowadays, is it really surprising that they don't know what BUSH is?

bobbette: If a Jonas Brother (or another ring-wearing 19 year old who must have more familiarity with online porn that a dozen Farkers, combined) has only had sex with "technical virgins" in one of the holes that does not "technically" deflower her... is he still pure, too?

Yeah, no. You can't only fark biatches in the pooper and claim to be pure. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that

Beck Bristow: Yeah, no. You can't only fark biatches in the pooper and claim to be pure. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that

common sense would dictate that, but if they think taking it in the ass = purity, well...


this country is farked up.

Philogogus: Am I the only one that is nearly overwhelmed with the desire to punch the Jonas Brothers in the face repeatedly?

no

The nice thing about the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is that it's just a big bomb waiting to blow up in Christians' faces. Wait till one of them is found in a motel with an 8 ball and a dead hooker. It'll be sweet.

Beck Bristow: Yeah, no. You can't only fark biatches in the pooper and claim to be pure. I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that

The rules have changed since you were a kid. Now girls who give blowjobs and take it in the butt are the pure ones, and only sluts let boys in their hoo-has.

How old are these kids?

The Corporation: How old are these kids?

Oh I guess if I RTFA it might help

One of them banged Miley Cyrus. Possibly all three. Billy Ray says "giggity."

these dudes are GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

The Icelander: The rules have changed since you were a kid. Now girls who give blowjobs and take it in the butt are the pure ones, and only sluts let boys in their hoo-has.

I know the rules (im 23), but it doesnt work like that

moistD: dollar says one is gay

Who's Dollar?

I heard they don't even play their own instruments.

'He told me he really liked a pair of pink shoes I was wearing one time I visited.'

ahhhhh so the abstinence thing isn't aimed at girls....

HereComesTheScience

The nice thing about the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is that it's just a big bomb waiting to blow up in Christians' faces. Wait till one of them is found in a motel with an 8 ball and a dead hooker. It'll be sweet.

That reminds me, whatever happened to the Hansons?

rpl: HereComesTheScience

The nice thing about the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is that it's just a big bomb waiting to blow up in Christians' faces. Wait till one of them is found in a motel with an 8 ball and a dead hooker. It'll be sweet.

That reminds me, whatever happened to the Hansons?

they're on tour right now

So there really is no god. Interesting.

The one with the pink shoes is probably gay for Bush's foreign policy.

Those guys (assuming they're not gay) probably get incredible amounts of ass.

HardRocker488: Those guys (assuming they're not gay) probably get incredible amounts of ass.



Do tell.

so sex is bad, but stealing from the White House is OK? thanks for clearing that up, Jonas Bros.

HardRocker488: Those guys (assuming they're not gay) probably get incredible amounts of ass.

Guys getting lots of ass seems like a pretty good definition of gay.

Ha ha! You're wasting your teenage years!

Sooo they had buttseks with the Prez?

Who the fark are these jokers?

I'm younger than (one) of those kids...
And
Get the Fark off my lawn.

But seriously, just like Miley they are either geniouses or retards. Geniouses if they're doing it on purpose. Retards if they think they're artists/rockstars.

Derwood: rpl: HereComesTheScience

The nice thing about the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is that it's just a big bomb waiting to blow up in Christians' faces. Wait till one of them is found in a motel with an 8 ball and a dead hooker. It'll be sweet.

That reminds me, whatever happened to the Hansons?

they're on tour right now

And they have kids of their own...even the hyperactive drummer with the gangsta cornrows.

My daughter is currently obsessed with the JoBros. I'm confused about this, though: "...it's just a big bomg waiting to blow up in Christians' faces." Who said their music was Christian?

Galileo's Daughter: My daughter is currently obsessed with the JoBros. I'm confused about this, though: "...it's just a big bomg waiting to blow up in Christians' faces." Who said their music was Christian?

Nobody, but the Christians like them because they appear to be good little children with moral values.

Either they're gay, or they're taking advantage of the fact that girls drool over them. If it's the latter, I say more power to them. But if it ever comes out (before Disney isn't their sponsor anymore) they're gone.

Their music is godawful though, just like every other artist Disney sponsors.