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(AP) Obvious Ike appears to have damaged many oil production platforms in the Gulf of Mexico, and several large pipelines. Weary consumers know the drill, and assume the position   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 132
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Party Boy [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 08:42:18 PM  
We need to revamp our domestic infrastructure on all sorts of fronts.

/Hurrrricanes. Anyone want to take a bet that there wont be another major one in the gulf next year?
//Lets prepare.

 
Manic_Repressive [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:15:45 PM  
i106.photobucket.com

You know who else Ike did considerable damage to?

 
jbc [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:19:31 PM  

 
vudukungfu 2008-09-14 09:23:38 PM  
BOHICA

 
nucal 2008-09-14 09:24:42 PM  
Manic_Repressive: You know who else Ike did considerable damage to?

Reverse Godwin - nice ...

 
xeus8 [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:24:54 PM  
i get my new car tomorrow. haven't had a car in 5 1/2 years. my how things have changed at the pump.

 
ClemsonSoldier 2008-09-14 09:25:03 PM  
God, we need a better fuel source.

 
Fishstick Kitty 2008-09-14 09:25:23 PM  
Bohica:

bend
over
here
it
comes
again

 
Byno 2008-09-14 09:25:58 PM  
www.turnoffyourtv.com

 
Fishstick Kitty 2008-09-14 09:26:38 PM  
vudukungfu

F5 is my friend, I shall use it more often from here on out.

 
convolvatron 2008-09-14 09:27:07 PM  
oh no. the man isn't going to show up with the stuff

 
Machello89 2008-09-14 09:27:39 PM  
"Shut the fark up", I work at a gas station in St. Louis and people are going crazy over the hurricane. Its stupid that anybody who watches local stations gets caught up in the gas fear mongering. All gas stations near where I lived and to an extent a good deal of the St. Louis area were out of gas. Customers would line up to get their chance at the pumps it is like being chosen for some special prize. To come in and biatch about gas prices, again.

 
atheist1295 2008-09-14 09:28:01 PM  
I call bullshiat. Ever since Katrina, hurricanes have been an excuse to price gouge at the pump. Hang the whole lot of em.

 
NeverDrunk23 2008-09-14 09:28:05 PM  
When asked about how Ike will affect the oil business, he only had this to say:

'You'll get no sympathy from me.'

He then later said that he 'fights for his friends' and then Up Smashed the coast of Texas off the stage.

 
Whatthefark 2008-09-14 09:28:18 PM  
Maybe it's me getting old, but I don't remember this happening years ago. It seems we used to make it through hurricane seasons without raising fuel prices. What's changed? Are we building oil rigs out of balsa wood now?

 
Dull Cow Eyes 2008-09-14 09:30:32 PM  
ClemsonSoldier: God, we need a better fuel source.


Soylent oil is made out of people.

 
reveal101 2008-09-14 09:31:16 PM  
atheist1295: I call bullshiat. Ever since ________, ___________ have been an excuse to price gouge at the pump. Hang the whole lot of em.

FTFY

 
BalugaJoe 2008-09-14 09:31:29 PM  
Oil is below $100 but price of gas goes up.

 
Byno 2008-09-14 09:31:47 PM  
Dull Cow Eyes: ClemsonSoldier: God, we need a better fuel source.


Soylent oil is made out of people.


Yes, but they're midgets, so it doesn't count.

 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:32:03 PM  
atheist1295: I call bullshiat. Ever since Katrina, hurricanes have been an excuse to price gouge at the pump. Hang the whole lot of em.

You do realize that the majority of price gouging complaints come from people who have no idea what the concept of supply and demand is?

/dad's a district manager for a independent gas company
//I hear about the shiat all the time

 
Get Lost 2008-09-14 09:32:10 PM  
Parts of Canada's gas prices went up as Ike hit.
And we get our oil domestically.
But some has to go to America for refining.
..All a scam to get gasoline to Ottawa(The East).
The West can oil and process itself.

/So F*CK the East.
//You can keep Manitoba.
///The rest of the West is breaking loose.

 
aneki 2008-09-14 09:33:01 PM  
If only there were places in America where we could get oil with minimal risk of natural disasters...

=p

 
illuminaeti 2008-09-14 09:34:54 PM  
Get Lost: Parts of Canada's gas prices went up as Ike hit.
And we get our oil domestically.
But some has to go to America for refining.
..All a scam to get gasoline to Ottawa(The East).
The West can oil and process itself.

/So F*CK the East.
//You can keep Manitoba.
///The rest of the West is breaking loose.


Gas went up in the Montreal area and there's a refinery there. They're just raping us as usual.

 
EvilAvatar 2008-09-14 09:35:21 PM  
Oil goes under a hundred a barrel and it takes a month for the prices to "show." One day after the hurricane downs some refineries and prices immediately go up.

We are all pawns. All of us playthings for the rich and powerful.

 
farkingatwork 2008-09-14 09:37:15 PM  
EvilAvatar: Oil goes under a hundred a barrel and it takes a month for the prices to "show." One day after the hurricane downs some refineries and prices immediately go up.

We are all pawns. All of us playthings for the rich and powerful.


Don't forget, we all took a 30-40c "anticipatory hike" (aka profit gouging) nationwide for ike, before the problems arised, which will stay well after things return to normal, to continue the pricing problems.

/is there a way to buy gasoline and pick it up without having to get it through gas stations/making it yourself?
//disgusted

 
Southpaw018 [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:37:23 PM  
Wait! Saint McCain says that offshore drilling platforms are impervious to hurricane damage, and that it's 100% safe for our environment so we can build them everywhere!

 
hitmanric 2008-09-14 09:38:11 PM  
Get Lost
//You can keep Manitoba.

HEY HEY lets not be mean!

/ $1.43/l here, 11 cent jump
//brutal

 
Hrist 2008-09-14 09:38:50 PM  
Looks like $5+/gallon is here to stay for a while.

The government should start by seizing one of the fuel companies, and making a Standard Oil type company with prices just a little above what they SHOULD be.

They'd be the lowest by $3+/gallon right now, and the other companies could still compete at a profit.

Instead of like it is now, where some people can no longer afford to pay their bills or feed their kids because gas jumped $2/gallon in some areas overnight.

 
blackisright [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:40:55 PM  
They are saying that about 1/3 of the oil platforms are damaged and they are sending crews out now to get the ones not damaged cleaned up and start them back up.

My uncle works for the one of the big oil companies and says it will about two more weeks before they will back up to normal and the oil rigs come out looking good. We need to drill more here in the States and more off the West Coast and the Gulf. Hurricanes or no hurricanes.

 
Hazwaste63 2008-09-14 09:41:04 PM  
We need to invent an engine that takes in crude oil as fuel and poops asphalt out the tailpipe.

 
freakdiablo 2008-09-14 09:42:10 PM  
Dull Cow Eyes: ClemsonSoldier: God, we need a better fuel source.


Soylent oil is made out of people.


Lets use the oil execs! After all, they are full of shiat, a decent source of methane.

 
blackisright [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:42:38 PM  
Hrist: Looks like $5+/gallon is here to stay for a while.

The government should start by seizing one of the fuel companies, and making a Standard Oil type company with prices just a little above what they SHOULD be.

They'd be the lowest by $3+/gallon right now, and the other companies could still compete at a profit.

Instead of like it is now, where some people can no longer afford to pay their bills or feed their kids because gas jumped $2/gallon in some areas overnight.


Yeah, price controls worked so well in the '70s or you can't look up gas lines up on Wiki? Sigh, they are right about history repeating itself.

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:43:03 PM  
Byno: Dull Cow Eyes: ClemsonSoldier: God, we need a better fuel source.

Soylent oil is made out of people.

Yes, but they're midgets, so it doesn't count.



HEY! Those little bottles of two stroke oil are very important for us guys that have gas weed-whackers.

 
Byno 2008-09-14 09:43:42 PM  
freakdiablo: Dull Cow Eyes: ClemsonSoldier: God, we need a better fuel source.


Soylent oil is made out of people.

Lets use the oil execs! After all, they are full of shiat, a decent source of methane.


I just filled up my car for $65, so I'm really getting a kick...

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-09-14 09:44:46 PM  
Party Boy: /Hurrrricanes. Anyone want to take a bet that there wont be another major one in the gulf next year?
//Lets prepare.


2008 hurricane season is only half over.

 
Cynical Idealist [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:44:51 PM  
Manic_Repressive: You know who else Ike did considerable damage to?
That's just beautiful

 
fireclown 2008-09-14 09:46:08 PM  
submitter: Weary consumers know the drill, and assume the position

Increase demands for renewable energy such as solar water heating and private windmills?

/well it SHOULD BE.

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2008-09-14 09:46:57 PM  
Oh shiat.

Ike Forces Shutdown of 19% of U.S. Refining Capacity

Link (Bloomberg)

Supply Disruptions

Gasoline supplies across the southern and eastern U.S. may be disrupted by Ike, Rouiller said.


``We could have this capability lost for a long period of time,' he said.

We need more refining capacity, vehicles converted to CNG. No go juice for you. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.00.

cache.daylife.com

 
Travis_Bickle 2008-09-14 09:46:58 PM  
cache.gizmodo.com

 
CnFlght 2008-09-14 09:48:39 PM  
Good thing we aren't producing at peak capacity or else we would have a price bump each time 17 facilities were shut down.

Good thing we aren't running out of oil or else we could simply import more oil from overseas easily.

Good thing global warming- man made or environmental trend- isn't happening or else we should have stronger storms like Katrina and Ike each year from here on out.

Oh, wait.

I need to be a conservative fact-denier. Their world is much happier than reality.

 
Lehk 2008-09-14 09:48:50 PM  
farkingatwork: Don't forget, we all took a 30-40c "anticipatory hike" (aka profit gouging) nationwide for ike, before the problems arised, which will stay well after things return to normal, to continue the pricing problems.

no we didn't, prices around here have dropped more than 50 cents since the beginning of july and have held rock steady at 3.53 for 3 weeks or so.

 
TheManofPA 2008-09-14 09:49:12 PM  
Why would the government seize the oil companies when so many in Congress and the Executive branch make money from said companies? Can't turn to the Supreme Court either as a member has ties to Exxon.

/puts on tin foil hat

 
Ecobuckeye 2008-09-14 09:49:14 PM  
And only one month of oil in the strategic oil reserves.

CURRENT SPR INVENTORY AS OF September 12, 2008
SWEET 283.1 million bbls
SOUR 423.7 million bbls
TOTAL 706.8

U.S. Petroleum Consumption September 2008
20,680,000 barrels/day

Source (new window)
And source (new window)

/mmm sweet and sour

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:52:05 PM  
would that position be something like bend over to get drilled?

drill, baby, drill!

 
karst 2008-09-14 09:52:42 PM  
You'd think we'd be smart enough to build a refinery since 1975. everybody biatches about oil drilling, but it isn't a shortage of oil that drives the pump prices it's a shortage of refining capacity. a shortage we've all been aware of for 30 years or more.

Seriously big oil folks, stop building the refineries all in one spot I realise it's convenient for you but sheesh. If you'd build a few away from hurricane bay maybe the government folks wouldn't be preparing to "help" you with your profit problems.

 
jaggspb 2008-09-14 09:54:15 PM  
Byno: Dull Cow Eyes: ClemsonSoldier: God, we need a better fuel source.


Soylent oil is made out of people.

Yes, but they're midgets, so it doesn't count.


No. They count for half.

 
alacoco 2008-09-14 09:55:20 PM  
Party Boy: We need to revamp our domestic infrastructure on all sorts of fronts.


Agreed 100%. Our transportation systems (roads and rails) are crap. Our energy infrastructure is crap. Many of our water systems are crap.

But how are we going to pay for it all?

 
boot20 2008-09-14 09:56:14 PM  
I have a plan, why not get off our crack like dependence on oil? Why not start moving over to nuclear power, wind power, wave power, I donno, anything renewable.

Sure, we're stuck with combustion engines for a while longer, but we need to think about national infrastructure and start working on sensible infrastructure.

 
Leopold Stotch 2008-09-14 09:56:33 PM  
I guess I'll just continue to take the bus to work and back for $2.50 per day...

 
Bob Dolemite [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 09:57:05 PM  
karst: You'd think we'd be smart enough to build a refinery since 1975. everybody biatches about oil drilling, but it isn't a shortage of oil that drives the pump prices it's a shortage of refining capacity. a shortage we've all been aware of for 30 years or more.

Seriously big oil folks, stop building the refineries all in one spot I realise it's convenient for you but sheesh. If you'd build a few away from hurricane bay maybe the government folks wouldn't be preparing to "help" you with your profit problems.


we used to have a refinery here in indianapolis, I believe it was owned by marathon. it was dismantled in the early to mid 1990's.

 
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