Hey! It's like that movie Spun! With KIDS!

Well, that's gonna be in my head all day now.

"I'ma use my kid on YouTube to get famous."

It's called child exploitation and it's not cute.

It's called child labor and it's cute ;)

ecmoRandomNumbers: "I'ma use my kid on YouTube to get famous."

It's called child exploitation and it's not cute.

Oh, it is just a dad (or mom, maybe mom, but probably dad) with a video camera playing with his kid. She is adorable, the song is funny (and will be in my head all frigging day now) and they look like they had a good time. I would hardly call that exploitation.

That was eerie and funny all at the same time. Max Headroom applauds.

+1

ecmoRandomNumbers: It's called child exploitation and it's not cute.

Cynicism? In my TF? It's more likely than I thought:)

I just saw some good editing work. Reminded me of old Art of Noise.

I have not smoked pot since 1985, bot GODDAMN I want to get stoned and watch that for like an hour.

Bob_Laublaw: ecmoRandomNumbers: It's called child exploitation and it's not cute.

Cynicism? In my TF? It's more likely than I thought:)

I just saw some good editing work. Reminded me of old Art of Noise.

Yup, you caught me.

vartian needs to relax between his child-molestation practices.

I keed.

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just like the comments there said, it's as if richard james had a kid

Gimps do it better
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rcain: Gimps do it better
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that looks like a bad Tool (pops) video

farking awesome. Very entertaining. I'd vote up but I can't.

I've got to listen to it again, once the melody picks up it's quite catchy

That was pretty darned cool.

When did Lasse Gjertsen have a kid?

Prepare for the Rubber Johnny clips.. Oye.

vegasj: rcain: Gimps do it better
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that looks like a bad Tool (pops) video

I think it's Aphex Twin. Right? Am I right? Do I win?

Awesome video. I would totally listen to an mp3.

Some of the parts reminded me of scenes from the exorcist

PUFTAS

Aphex Twin ftw

However, this video reminded me of Fark's Icelandic friend, Lasse

This is so awesome. That kid is going to watch this in 15 years and be so embarrassed, and so loved.

god that was lame. Parents need to learn that their kids are not cute to anyone else but them, and they will never be famous except for being knocked up at 14 and appearing on Jerry Springer

PUFTAS: vegasj: rcain: Gimps do it better
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that looks like a bad Tool (pops) video

I think it's Aphex Twin. Right? Am I right? Do I win?

Awesome video. I would totally listen to an mp3.

Buy this: Directors-Vol-Director-Chris-Cunningham (new window)
And thank me later

Or just search YT for Chris Cunningham (new window)

rcain: Gimps do it better
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Thanks, I've finally started sleeping at night and you post a picture of it. The first time I saw that on Ebaumsworld I nearly had a heart attack.

SteakMan: PUFTAS: vegasj: rcain: Gimps do it better
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that looks like a bad Tool (pops) video

I think it's Aphex Twin. Right? Am I right? Do I win?

Awesome video. I would totally listen to an mp3.

Buy this: Directors-Vol-Director-Chris-Cunningham (new window)
And thank me later

Or just search YT for Chris Cunningham (new window)

Yes. And then you can watch THIS^ over and over every day.

But don't mess with Darth Vader, because...he'll getcha!

The first time I watched "Rubber Johnny" I was freaked-the-fark out.
The second time I watched "Rubber Johnny" I was laughing hysterically.

Nice piece of creative work. The kid's being given a lot of attention; enjoying the process and being made the center of attention in a project that was obviously fun and enjoyable for the parent(s) and for the adorable little tyke. Some nice remix goin' on, too.....

More positively reinforced and developmental stuff like this with one's kids should be the rule rather than the exception.

I'd bet that this little one will go on to be involved in a lot of future theatrical and production-level ventures. Hope that I'm right.

vegasj: rcain: Gimps do it better
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that looks like a bad Tool (pops) video

you've never seen Rubber Johnny? wow, you missed out on a huge mind-fark--nay, mind-rape--until now. that video is AWESOME. I find it much easier to listen to than watch, but it's still awesome.

I highly recommend the book (new window). it's a great conversation piece, sure to liven up any tea party or afternoon social.


/And no, that pic is not whatever it is you think it is

Max Headroom meets Art of Noise meets Sesame Street.

daveb0rg: god that was lame. Parents need to learn that their kids are not cute to anyone else but them, and they will never be famous except for being knocked up at 14 and appearing on Jerry Springer

Hey, looks like we'll be seeing a lot of you on the next "kids in restaurants" thread. Best wishes til then, -Ruby7

rcain [TotalFark] Quote 2008-09-14 10:45:01 PM
I highly recommend the book (new window). it's a great conversation piece, sure to liven up any tea party or afternoon social.

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/And no, that pic is not whatever it is you think it is

No, that pick is clearly whatever I thought it was.

We're all going to die in seven days...

/Creepy and cute all at once...

rcain: Gimps do it better
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Yeah, that's not going to give me nightmares tonight....

D-D-D-Dave: However, this video reminded me of Fark's Icelandic friend, Lasse

You got it. Hyperactive with a 3 yr old.

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Strongbad Techno reference: [check]

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: When did Lasse Gjertsen have a kid?

Lasse Gjertsen reference: [check]

/cute kid too
//and now for something completely different,

ecmoRandomNumbers: It's called child exploitation and it's not cute.


daveb0rg: god that was lame. Parents need to learn that their kids are not cute to anyone else but them, and they will never be famous except for being knocked up at 14 and appearing on Jerry Springer

Jeez, chill the fark out. You're taking life a little too seriously.

vartian: Oh, it is just a dad (or mom, maybe mom, but probably dad) with a video camera playing with his kid.

ninjakirby: This is so awesome. That kid is going to watch this in 15 years and be so embarrassed, and so loved.

Exactly. It was a fun video, they probably had a nice time recording it, the parent(s) are obviously talented, and this kid is going to have something cool to watch when she's older.

I wish my father did something like this when I was a kid, it would be a great video to show to my own children. No harm at all.

Step 1. Setup a camera with a monitor right next to it displaying back what its video taping and sit your toddler infront of it.

Step 2. Import said footage into adobe premier.

Step 2. Profit.

Clearly this girl has ADHD and needs to be medicated.

Reminds me of that Alice in Wonderland video

That was awesome, I wish it was way longer.

For those curious about the Rubber Johnny music, it's by Aphex Twin and it's called "Afx237 V7". Buy it! Play it! Scare your pets!

rcain: I highly recommend the book (new window). it's a great conversation piece, sure to liven up any tea party or afternoon social.


/And no, that pic is not whatever it is you think it is

*drops monocle into glass of champagne* I don't think I've ever been so disgusted by something I cannot comprehend. I... I... I want it painted on my van.

Anyone know if this is the original, or if it came from somewhere else? I'm curious if there's any more information about it, and maybe similar music.

IT's not child exploitation at all. He's not making any money off it, he just recorded his kid acting normal and edited it funny.

What the hell is your problem?

Psh, big deal, give my little cousin a hand full of pixie sticks and a Coke, and he would do this live.

/do not recommend doing that for the kids
//sanity is worth more than entertainment

AUAIOMRN: Reminds me of that Alice in Wonderland video

damn you! this is going to be stuck in my head all day...again...

rcain

I see your Johnny and raise you

Cool, Reminds me of the Stop Motion drums/piano video. HERE (new window)

That ranks right up there with the Ready Set Bumbo series.