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(Free Press) Scary First grader brings loaded gun to school in Detroit- no word on whether he was given a gold star or suspended   (freep.com) divider line 57
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SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 06:35:17 PM  
See, now this is the kind of issue that schools should be dealing with. Not whether or not a kid has a broken pencil sharpener.

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 06:57:01 PM  
The boy's first-grade schoolmate earned praise from both police and his principal after he quickly told their teacher about the gun

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dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 07:32:25 PM  
Perhaps he was given a gold toof and suspended?

 
brantgoose 2008-09-14 08:47:43 PM  
I imagine the teacher just confiscated the gun.

They need every little thing they can get: guns, porno, booze, drugs, MAD magazines, food, money....

 
ironrat 2008-09-14 10:10:25 PM  
I think that writer got paid by the word.

 
eff ewe 2008-09-14 10:10:54 PM  
Gotta teach 'em early...

www.smh.com.au

 
The Dogs of War 2008-09-14 10:11:30 PM  
i think we got a candidate for the new mayor of detroit!!

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 10:12:37 PM  
Ferndale isn't Detroit ya tard.

 
fark the casbah 2008-09-14 10:14:19 PM  
Those aren't kids, those are midgets! Filthy, drug peddling midgets!!

 
The Grinch 2008-09-14 10:15:41 PM  
According to a police captain: "It could not have been fired without the child pulling back the slide and chambering the round [...] it probably would have been outside of his knowledge to do so."

Bullshiat. Any kid who's seen an action movie or played a video game with shooting (so, most kids) would know that you have to rack the slide or pump the action before a gun will fire. Whether a six-year-old would've had the strength to do it is another matter entirely.

 
Scutter 2008-09-14 10:21:05 PM  
FTFA: The gun was a small .25-caliber automatic

Really? A .25 automatic handgun? That's some fine reporting, there, Lou.

 
marcand 2008-09-14 10:21:31 PM  
brantgoose: I imagine the teacher just confiscated the gun.

They need every little thing they can get: guns, porno, booze, drugs, MAD magazines, food, money....


I have a drawer full of those in my class! You should see all of the PSPs and iPods I have on eBay now.

/just kidding. iPods keep 'em quiet when they are working on the work
//if they play iPods when I am teaching, I take their headphones

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-09-14 10:29:26 PM  
He just wanted to do hood rat stuff for his friends.

 
Dero 2008-09-14 10:30:47 PM  
http://www.detroitiscrap.com

 
Funk Brothers 2008-09-14 10:32:39 PM  
Kwame Kilpatrick should give this kid the keys to the city.

 
wildcardjack 2008-09-14 10:37:29 PM  
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Shooting at a fifth grade level!

 
ACEllis 2008-09-14 10:38:01 PM  
I'm sure Dick Clark is to blame.

 
Kentucky Fried Children 2008-09-14 10:41:23 PM  
i174.photobucket.com
he was just accessorizing, probably

 
otterrr 2008-09-14 10:43:22 PM  
MIguy: Ferndale isn't Detroit ya tard.

Came here to say this. Ferndale is very, very different from Detroit.

 
KylerAdams 2008-09-14 10:45:20 PM  
Scutter: FTFA: The gun was a small .25-caliber automatic

Really? A .25 automatic handgun? That's some fine reporting, there, Lou.


Agreed. At least tell us what it is.

I mean, is it a Glock 18C chambered in .25 ACP? (technically, that'd be an automatic .25 handgun.) USP Tactical? M9 Beretta?

Probably not.

/gungeek

 
Lordmontu 2008-09-14 10:45:42 PM  
If we disarm the rule-following students, only the bullies will have guns.

 
booboopowder 2008-09-14 10:48:43 PM  
the turn bad guns in for good grades program?

 
ultraholland 2008-09-14 10:49:13 PM  
i32.photobucket.com

The gun in question.

 
kakarot251 2008-09-14 10:56:58 PM  
otterrr: MIguy: Ferndale isn't Detroit ya tard.

Came here to say this. Ferndale is very, very different from Detroit.


I came to say that too

/i will also stress the VERY, VERY

 
aspAddict 2008-09-14 10:58:46 PM  
www.makethisyourspace.com

 
GoodasGold 2008-09-14 10:59:18 PM  
Dero: http://www.detroitiscrap.com

Its been part of my daily reading for awhile. Very entertaining!

 
rackrent [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 11:01:59 PM  
ACEllis: I'm sure Dick Clark is to blame.

I see what you did there.

/golf clap

 
aspAddict 2008-09-14 11:02:21 PM  
Kentucky Fried Children: he was just accessorizing, probably

I find your comment hilarious simply because there was a police situation at my local KFC tonight involving two black guys with weapons. Your Fark login + that image made me snort audibly. :)

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 11:07:37 PM  
GoodasGold: Dero: http://www.detroitiscrap.com

Its been part of my daily reading for awhile. Very entertaining!


You racist piece of shiat.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 11:12:06 PM  
aspAddict: Kentucky Fried Children: he was just accessorizing, probably

I find your comment hilarious simply because there was a police situation at my local KFC tonight involving two black guys with weapons. Your Fark login + that image made me snort audibly. :)


KFC isn't worth shooting over. Popeye's...no that's a different story.

 
ViperTomcat 2008-09-14 11:15:07 PM  
F'in NIIICE.

Way to stay classy there boys.

 
Pvt Joker 2008-09-14 11:17:38 PM  
What's wrong with bringing your piece to show-and-tell?

 
Desquamation 2008-09-14 11:18:12 PM  
otterrr: MIguy: Ferndale isn't Detroit ya tard.

Came here to say this. Ferndale is very, very different from Detroit.


Ferndale is fabulous!

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-09-14 11:19:04 PM  
MIguy: GoodasGold: Dero: http://www.detroitiscrap.com

Its been part of my daily reading for awhile. Very entertaining!

You racist piece of shiat.


I go to the site thinking "hey, detroit has lots of problems, jsut because they don't like detroit doesn't make it racist"...then I click...Wow, man...

 
Rethorn 2008-09-14 11:19:59 PM  
kakarot251: otterrr: MIguy: Ferndale isn't Detroit ya tard.

Came here to say this. Ferndale is very, very different from Detroit.

I came to say that too

/i will also stress the VERY, VERY


I also came to mention this. Ferndale = Gay, Detroit = Ghetto. Get it straight people.

 
TexasJack 2008-09-14 11:20:39 PM  
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//approves

 
sloppy shoes 2008-09-14 11:22:37 PM  
Barakku: MIguy: GoodasGold: Dero: http://www.detroitiscrap.com

Its been part of my daily reading for awhile. Very entertaining!

You racist piece of shiat.

I go to the site thinking "hey, detroit has lots of problems, jsut because they don't like detroit doesn't make it racist"...then I click...Wow, man...


I, too, was amazed when I clicked. The topic headlines at the top of the page was like omg.

 
CloudBoy 2008-09-14 11:26:52 PM  
sloppy shoes: http://www.detroitiscrap.com

I live 20 mins from Detroit and even I thought OMFG...WTF?! Wonder if the page is ghost-written from the Howell area?

 
sloppy shoes 2008-09-14 11:33:09 PM  
CloudBoy: sloppy shoes: http://www.detroitiscrap.com

I live 20 mins from Detroit and even I thought OMFG...WTF?! Wonder if the page is ghost-written from the Howell area?


HAHAHAHAHAH. Oh that made my night. I hate Howell with a passion.

/However, I understand that people feel that way. It's not a justifiable position to take, but I do recognize that people are stupid enough to take it.
//Kwame didn't help. Hopefully the next person will.

 
Enuratique 2008-09-14 11:36:48 PM  
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aspAddict 2008-09-14 11:46:52 PM  
Barakku: aspAddict: Kentucky Fried Children: he was just accessorizing, probably

I find your comment hilarious simply because there was a police situation at my local KFC tonight involving two black guys with weapons. Your Fark login + that image made me snort audibly. :)

KFC isn't worth shooting over. Popeye's...no that's a different story.


I dunno...KFC has some tasty baked beans.

 
fark the casbah 2008-09-14 11:59:24 PM  
From detroitiscrap.com:

While you browse the blog...check out some music that makes you feel proud to be White! Some of the songs may not be in English but that's okay because we embrace diversity here at DiC.

/ brain just asploded

 
sloppy shoes 2008-09-15 12:20:21 AM  
fark the casbah: From detroitiscrap.com:

While you browse the blog...check out some music that makes you feel proud to be White! Some of the songs may not be in English but that's okay because we embrace diversity here at DiC.

/ brain just asploded


I'm more amazed that you were even able to browse the site. I clicked on it knowing after someone had called it racist and I was still knocked on my back.

 
Dero 2008-09-15 12:28:06 AM  
GoodasGold: Dero: http://www.detroitiscrap.com

Its been part of my daily reading for awhile. Very entertaining!


What about http://www.diversityiscrap.com ?

 
ZeroCorpse [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-15 12:34:46 AM  
I used to live in Ferndale, briefly, with a lesbian girlfriend.

/It's complicated.

 
Larjmarj 2008-09-15 12:50:01 AM  
kakarot251: otterrr: MIguy: Ferndale isn't Detroit ya tard.

Came here to say this. Ferndale is very, very different from Detroit.

I came to say that too

/i will also stress the VERY, VERY


It's not Detroit it's FAaaaaaaabulous!!! Ferndale.

 
ZeroCorpse [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-09-15 01:23:00 AM  
OH, man. I HAD to go look at that horrible racist web site. The site is practically criminal.

One of the chat posts on the site was about Obama, and bemoaned the fact that so many whites are "brainwashed" into being race traitors. That's the sort of thing that makes me sick.

Of course, I have a strong preference for nerdy Black girls, so the people on that blog would call me a "ni--er lover", I'm sure. I don't see color or race as an issue... It's the conduct of the individual. The assholes and idiots in Detroit aren't that way because they're Black. They would be assholes and idiots if they were white, Arabic, Asian, or Latino. I know of plenty of violent, stupid, self-destructive white people in Michigan. Go into the thumb area and you'll find all sorts of inbred cow-farking mutants who are WAYYYYyyyy more ignorant and self-destructive than the gangbangers in Detroit.

You want violent? Try farking a farmer's daughter (or wife) in a hick town like Hemlock or Clarkston. These are the kinds of guys who have gun racks on their tractors, and "don't take kindly to city boys messin' with their girls". I've been chased out of Hemlock by armed hicks on more than one occasion, for one reason or another.

I remember being 19 years old, half stimulated and half terrified while shagging the 40-year-old wife of a HUGE, stupid grunt of a farmer while he was wandering around in a corn field, apparently armed with a shotgun, looking for me. . . Only he wasn't looking for me because I was farking his wife; He was looking for me because I had been farking his 18-year-old daughter, who happened to be engaged to his neighbor's son. I had ducked into the house to appeal to his (apparently undersexed) wife for some help dealing with him, and she took advantage of the situation. `Told me that if I didn't fark her that she'd tell her husband that I did, but that if I joined her in the bedroom, she'd keep her mouth shut and divert her husband. (And yes, she knew I had been sleeping with her daughter, but didn't seem to care.)

Needless to say, I never went back to that farm again. The daughter eventually married the neighbor, and the mother bumped into me a year later in Meijer, and asked me if I'd like to "visit" some time because Harl (I swear, that was his name) was "never around no more."

I said thanks, but no thanks.

Life is violent. White people can be just as explosively snippy about little things like disrespecting them or farking with their "property" as Black people, or any other people. The question we must ask ourselves when in a crazy, potentially violent situation that threatens our very lives is this: "Is What I'm Doing Worth It?"

And oh yes, it was. Country MILF FTW.

/The best sex is forbidden sex.
//People aren't possessions.

 
Dero 2008-09-15 01:46:08 AM  
ZeroCorpse: OH, man. I HAD to go look at that horrible racist web site. The site is practically criminal.

One of the chat posts on the site was about Obama, and bemoaned the fact that so many whites are "brainwashed" into being race traitors. That's the sort of thing that makes me sick.

Of course, I have a strong preference for nerdy Black girls, so the people on that blog would call me a "ni--er lover", I'm sure. I don't see color or race as an issue... It's the conduct of the individual. The assholes and idiots in Detroit aren't that way because they're Black. They would be assholes and idiots if they were white, Arabic, Asian, or Latino. I know of plenty of violent, stupid, self-destructive white people in Michigan. Go into the thumb area and you'll find all sorts of inbred cow-farking mutants who are WAYYYYyyyy more ignorant and self-destructive than the gangbangers in Detroit.

You want violent? Try farking a farmer's daughter (or wife) in a hick town like Hemlock or Clarkston. These are the kinds of guys who have gun racks on their tractors, and "don't take kindly to city boys messin' with their girls". I've been chased out of Hemlock by armed hicks on more than one occasion, for one reason or another.

I remember being 19 years old, half stimulated and half terrified while shagging the 40-year-old wife of a HUGE, stupid grunt of a farmer while he was wandering around in a corn field, apparently armed with a shotgun, looking for me. . . Only he wasn't looking for me because I was farking his wife; He was looking for me because I had been farking his 18-year-old daughter, who happened to be engaged to his neighbor's son. I had ducked into the house to appeal to his (apparently undersexed) wife for some help dealing with him, and she took advantage of the situation. `Told me that if I didn't fark her that she'd tell her husband that I did, but that if I joined her in the bedroom, she'd keep her mouth shut and divert her husband. (And yes, she knew I had been sleeping with her daughter, but didn't seem to care.)

Needless to say, I never went back to that farm again. The daughter eventually married the neighbor, and the mother bumped into me a year later in Meijer, and asked me if I'd like to "visit" some time because Harl (I swear, that was his name) was "never around no more."

I said thanks, but no thanks.

Life is violent. White people can be just as explosively snippy about little things like disrespecting them or farking with their "property" as Black people, or any other people. The question we must ask ourselves when in a crazy, potentially violent situation that threatens our very lives is this: "Is What I'm Doing Worth It?"

And oh yes, it was. Country MILF FTW.

/The best sex is forbidden sex.
//People aren't possessions.


Great story! Was the MILF you were forced to service attractive?

For the record: I visit those "iscrap.com" sites because I think they're funny...almost like listening to an old Richard Pryor set.

I'm discriminate against ignorant lifestyles, such as living a lifestyle where cops are the criminals and criminals are heroes. But I'm sure I'm a "horrible person" for saying that as well. Save your torches and pitchforks, your opinion means less than nothing to me anyway.

/would like to have forces sex with a MILF one day.

 
Dero 2008-09-15 01:47:23 AM  
Dero: ZeroCorpse: OH, man. I HAD to go look at that horrible racist web site. The site is practically criminal.

One of the chat posts on the site was about Obama, and bemoaned the fact that so many whites are "brainwashed" into being race traitors. That's the sort of thing that makes me sick.

Of course, I have a strong preference for nerdy Black girls, so the people on that blog would call me a "ni--er lover", I'm sure. I don't see color or race as an issue... It's the conduct of the individual. The assholes and idiots in Detroit aren't that way because they're Black. They would be assholes and idiots if they were white, Arabic, Asian, or Latino. I know of plenty of violent, stupid, self-destructive white people in Michigan. Go into the thumb area and you'll find all sorts of inbred cow-farking mutants who are WAYYYYyyyy more ignorant and self-destructive than the gangbangers in Detroit.

You want violent? Try farking a farmer's daughter (or wife) in a hick town like Hemlock or Clarkston. These are the kinds of guys who have gun racks on their tractors, and "don't take kindly to city boys messin' with their girls". I've been chased out of Hemlock by armed hicks on more than one occasion, for one reason or another.

I remember being 19 years old, half stimulated and half terrified while shagging the 40-year-old wife of a HUGE, stupid grunt of a farmer while he was wandering around in a corn field, apparently armed with a shotgun, looking for me. . . Only he wasn't looking for me because I was farking his wife; He was looking for me because I had been farking his 18-year-old daughter, who happened to be engaged to his neighbor's son. I had ducked into the house to appeal to his (apparently undersexed) wife for some help dealing with him, and she took advantage of the situation. `Told me that if I didn't fark her that she'd tell her husband that I did, but that if I joined her in the bedroom, she'd keep her mouth shut and divert her husband. (And yes, she knew I had been sleeping with her daughter, but didn't seem to care.)

Needless to say, I never went back to that farm again. The daughter eventually married the neighbor, and the mother bumped into me a year later in Meijer, and asked me if I'd like to "visit" some time because Harl (I swear, that was his name) was "never around no more."

I said thanks, but no thanks.

Life is violent. White people can be just as explosively snippy about little things like disrespecting them or farking with their "property" as Black people, or any other people. The question we must ask ourselves when in a crazy, potentially violent situation that threatens our very lives is this: "Is What I'm Doing Worth It?"

And oh yes, it was. Country MILF FTW.

/The best sex is forbidden sex.
//People aren't possessions.

Great story! Was the MILF you were forced to service attractive?

For the record: I visit those "iscrap.com" sites because I think they're funny...almost like listening to an old Richard Pryor set.

I'm discriminate against ignorant lifestyles, such as living a lifestyle where cops are the criminals and criminals are heroes. But I'm sure I'm a "horrible person" for saying that as well. Save your torches and pitchforks, your opinion means less than nothing to me anyway.

/would like to have forces sex with a MILF one day.


Excuse the typos...I'm drunk.

 
Kevin72 2008-09-15 01:47:39 AM  
NOW can Detroit get its own tag?

 
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