Hmm..I didn't know Muslims were a monolithic entity with one brain that spoke with one voice.

This sounds win-win.

redmond24: Hmm..I didn't know Muslims were a monolithic entity with one brain that spoke with one voice.

That depends how paranoid and/or moronic you are I guess.

"A group of muslims" versus "Muslims" leaves no room for paranoia. But my poorly phrased headline submissions is probably the reason why I haven't gotten a greenlight.

Paul McCartney is the enemy of every Muslim. We have what we call 'sacrifice' operatives who will not stand by while he joins in a celebration of their oppression. If he values his life Mr. McCartney must not come to Israel. He will not be safe there. The sacrifice operatives will be waiting for him.

Thats... nice.

Yay Diversity!

Fail at use of Hero tag. -1

Silly Muslims, do they know not to taunt someone who once was bigger than Jesus Isa

FTFY

Silly Muslims,

You'd think that people
would have had enough of silly Muslims
But I look around me and I see it isn't so
Some people wanna fill the world with
Silly Muslims
And what's wrong with that?

Yay religion!

Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime is reason enough for jihad.

Rushdie had it easy.

Too late.

redmond24: But my poorly phrased headline submissions is probably the reason why I haven't gotten a greenlight.

Heh. Green.

Surely a hoax. Have you seen the death tolls for Jidahi insurgents? Thousands a week. Because we're constantly told that they are a vanishingly small but vocal minority of Islam, just the lunatic fringe, then they surely must all be dead by now. Pictures of thousands holding up signs declaring murderous intent? Pictures showing them burning down embassies and attending sermons by radical imams in open air venues the size of football stadiums, every seat filled? Photoshops. Simply photoshops intended to make Islam look bad.

There are no predominantly Islamic nations. They don't have hardline governments, nor could they possibly consist of a majority of rural peasants who themselves assent to the rhetoric of those in power, as well as provincial imams. Even then, we aren't obligated to include them in our numbers because they haven't yet committed terrorist acts. But that is neither here nor there, as they don't exist.

It's nice to see the "religion of peace" reaching out to the world and trying to so fuc*ing peaceful and compassionate.

I don't think that would impress them, subby.

Muslims to Paul Mccartney: "Play at Israel's 60th anniversary, and we will kill you."

McCarney to muslims: "I'm 66 years old and lived through Heather Mills. Do your worst, pussies."

The Koran promotes violence, sexual abuse, slavery, tyranny, and demands that people base their lives on an irrational superstition.

So does the Bible.

How come I never get death threats from muslim extremists? I can't find ANY of them here in the US and the ones overseas apparently keep licking the computer screens and can't figure out how to read email long enough to get outraged at me.

Weaver95: How come I never get death threats from muslim extremists? I can't find ANY of them here in the US and the ones overseas apparently keep licking the computer screens and can't figure out how to read email long enough to get outraged at me.

Translate the koran into 1337, edit out the stuff you don't like, add footnotes that offer explanations that directly contradict whatever is written, and offer copies bound in pigskin.

Seriously, I'll pretend to be your follower and plaster my walls with pictures of you.

Awww. I'll never get the good death threats.

submitter: Silly Muslims, do they know not to taunt someone who once was bigger than Jesus

You can kill them though, am I right or what, Chapman?

B-b-but I thought they hate us for our freedom, not our support of Israel. To say otherwise is anti-Semitic and would make you a worse version of Hitler.

staplermofo: Translate the koran into 1337, edit out the stuff you don't like, add footnotes that offer explanations that directly contradict whatever is written, and offer copies bound in pigskin

Minus the pigskin and 1337, that's basically what Thomas Jefferson did with the Bible.

staplermofo: Weaver95: How come I never get death threats from muslim extremists? I can't find ANY of them here in the US and the ones overseas apparently keep licking the computer screens and can't figure out how to read email long enough to get outraged at me.

Translate the koran into 1337, edit out the stuff you don't like, add footnotes that offer explanations that directly contradict whatever is written, and offer copies bound in pigskin.

that is BRILLIANT!

hmm....ok, I'll have to actually read the original first.

Paul should bring Ringo along, and here's why:

How can you kill that which died in a car accident in the '60s?

Paul McCartney better not die at this concert because of some douchebag terrorist. And he better play "Monkberry Moon Delight".

I've never understood why racists would question the Holocaust's existence. Not only does it make them look stupid, but shouldn't they, if anyone, be HAPPY that it happened?

redmond24: Hmm..I didn't know Muslims were a monolithic entity with one brain that spoke with one voice.

They're not, but the fact that there isn't outrage among a significant majority of muslims over shiat like this is enough for me to hate 90% of all of them.

(and I do have muslim friends - just a few, but this is farking buillshiat and if McCartney caves in, I'll never listen to him ever again - okay, I'll probably never listen to him ever again anyway, but....booga, booga, booga)

Bob_Laublaw: Silly Muslims,

You'd think that people
would have had enough of silly Muslims
But I look around me and I see it isn't so
Some people wanna fill the world with
Silly Muslims
And what's wrong with that?

nicely played

Satanic_Hamster: I've never understood why racists would question the Holocaust's existence. Not only does it make them look stupid

ROFLMAO - makes them "look stupid"? You were talking about racists, right? Are you dumber than they are?


LOL - How could you make a racist look stupider than they already are?

Muslims to Paul McCartney: "Play at Israel's 60th anniversary, and we will kill you." Silly Muslimsbiatches, do they know not to taunt someone who once was bigger than Jesus?is the god damn Juggernaut?!



/link is hot, and has had that helmet since 4th grade

redmond24: Hmm..I didn't know Muslims were a monolithic entity with one brain that spoke with one voice.

Funny, since Christians are universally mocked here on a regular basis. Seen a Palin thread lately?

and the Jihad man.
and Suleiman.
Were searchin' everyone.
For the band on the run.

(I'm not afraid for Sir Paul. I'm sure as soon as the night is falling the desert world will begin to settle down)

Gulper Eel: Paul should bring Ringo along, and here's why:

That is awesome.

Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney's decision to perform in Tel Aviv has made him the target of a terror attack following a threat made against the singer by extremist Islamic leader Omar Bakri.

Getting shot by some crazy white guy in New York isn't looking so bad anymore now, is it?

/too soon?

Gulper Eel: Paul should bring Ringo along, and here's why:

HA!

Seriously, do you think you'll do your religion a favor by offing the cute Beatle?

Churchill2004: The Koran promotes violence, sexual abuse, slavery, tyranny, and demands that people base their lives on an irrational superstition.

So does the Bible.

Yah, but the Bible does not tell the Jews to go out and subjugate EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET to convert to Judaism, or die, or become a slave.

Neither does the New Testament. Still trying to figure out how/why Christianity was so violent in it's past, especially when Jesus' teachings were the direct OPPOSITE of what Christians did pretty much up to the 20th century.

Satanic_Hamster: I've never understood why racists would question the Holocaust's existence. Not only does it make them look stupid, but shouldn't they, if anyone, be HAPPY that it happened?

I asked one once, and he replied that "It makes the world feel sympathy for the jews, and makes it harder to get people to understand the danger they pose".

The_Time_Master: Satanic_Hamster: I've never understood why racists would question the Holocaust's existence. Not only does it make them look stupid, but shouldn't they, if anyone, be HAPPY that it happened?

I asked one once, and he replied that "It makes the world feel sympathy for the jews, and makes it harder to get people to understand the danger they pose".

They ruin our economy with their money hugging ways.

Obama says we need to negotiate with these folks. It will make everything all better. They will love and understand us (and especially Sir Paul) and cease their terrorist attacks and threats. Yessir, that's what to do.

wookiemonster: Yah, but the Bible does not tell the Jews to go out and subjugate EVERY OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET to convert to Judaism, or die, or become a slave.

Neither does the New Testament. Still trying to figure out how/why Christianity was so violent in it's past, especially when Jesus' teachings were the direct OPPOSITE of what Christians did pretty much up to the 20th century

Notice that none of that contradicts what I said.

Amhad was a man who thought he was a martyr
But he knew it wouldn't take.
Amhad went out looking for Paul McCartney
Didn't know he was a fake.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged

wookiemonster: Churchill2004:
Still trying to figure out how/why Christianity was so violent in it's past, especially when Jesus' teachings were the direct OPPOSITE of what Christians did pretty much up to the 20th century.

Simple, when the Church has a majority of the power/influence, shiat hits the fan. When people strive for a balance between reality and their own self appealing beliefs, they aren't as psycho.

Wars used to decide who the Pope would be, wars/crusades kept the masses under the thumb of the Church. When you spend your time riling up the masses for war, then end it, the mindset you installed won't disappear quickly.

Muslim organizations and have been doing this for years to almost all high profile artists/groups coming to Israel.

Nice to see they all got a nice big "fark you" from McCartney.