But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Damn, I was just going to say that. Introduce her to that guy.

Mugato: farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Damn, I was just going to say that. Introduce her to that guy.

They're probably not good enough for each other.

mesmer242: Mugato: farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Damn, I was just going to say that. Introduce her to that guy.

They're probably not good enough for each other.

I bet if you shot them together at a high enough velocity you'd make a higgs boson.

/Get a brain, boson

Barakku: I bet if you shot them together at a high enough velocity you'd make a higgs boson.

/Get a brain, boson

Or at the very least, a very cool mess.

/"Particular"? I'll say.

/Get a brain, boson

Thank you for the chortle.

I wonder how particular she'll be when she hits 50?

The reason I'm still single is that I'm very particular

Or maybe it's your friends telling people you have a terrific "personality."

she's looking for the man that has some cold hard cash. preferably some old money, but she'll accept new money if he's young and cute enough. either way, she will truly "love" him. (;

"The reason I'm still single is that I'm very particular a coont."

FIFH

"It would be lovely to find that special someone in my life," said law student Miss George, 44. "The reason I'm still single is that I'm very particular. I want someone wonderful, or no one at all."

AKA "I'm a crazy cheating witch who eats my own poop and then screams loudly randomly all during the night."

There are usually pretty good reasons that chronically homeless people are homeless (their family hates them for good reasons, their friends hate them for good reasons, their employers find them to be intolerable, and their personalities are horrible).

A good looking woman with no man in her life is either in-between men or a happy lesbian or a crazy manipulative horrible witch who drives everyone around her into a murder frenzy.

// It hurts, but sometimes the obvious needs to be stated very clearly for even the dimmest of souls.

farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Could some kind soul PLEASE explain the "26 minutes" joke?

Sigh....
This is my future.

Mentat: I wonder how particular she'll be when she hits 50?

If they fire her and the gym guy at each other at Higgs-boson speed, they'll both hit 50 soon enough.

buckeyebrain: farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Could some kind soul PLEASE explain the "26 minutes" joke?

I would but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

should i introduce her to dmitri the stud?

Dude's billboard say he wants a wife but impresses on me something different. At 60 mph I'd assume it was for a bar.

buckeyebrain: farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Could some kind soul PLEASE explain the "26 minutes" joke?

I would but I have to be at the...

/nevermind

buckeyebrain: farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Could some kind soul PLEASE explain the "26 minutes" joke?

Link (new window)

It was just a thesaurus problem. She meant "peculiar."

buckeyebrain: farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Could some kind soul PLEASE explain the "26 minutes" joke?

John Patrick Fitzgerald is the man's name if I recall correctly. He owns an extremely self-serving website/shrine to himself and get in the news every once in a while because of what a jerk he is to women, most of which are not "good enough for him."

One particularly d-baggy email he once sent ended with the line "I'd say more, but I have to go to the gym in 26 minutes." Since then, it's a label for all sorts of narcissists, especially those with ahem, picky dating standards.

The last time I heard, you buy a stylish 3 + 2 tastefully rendered in Mediterranean stucco, you get a hot leggy blond at no extra cost.

Florida, of course.

Does this woman look good and know how to cook and clean, because there's this banker in London...

buckeyebrain 2008-09-14 07:15:04 PM
farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Could some kind soul PLEASE explain the "26 minutes" joke?

A while back some douchebag was advertising for a woman. He had a really HIGH opinion of himself. The "26 minutes" thing comes from his post.

Bumper sticker I saw years ago "No matter how good looking she is someone is tired of her shiat"

A good looking woman with no man in her life is either in-between men or a happy lesbian or a crazy manipulative horrible witch who drives everyone around her into a murder frenzy.

Or just wont settle for any thing less than her true soul mate. I was single for 3 years before I met the perfect guy. I just couldn't stand most of the creepy men who hit on me at the gas station. But now I have a sweet, loving, and intelligent man who loves science and cats and isn't an asshole to those weaker or less fortunate.

Javelin22: buckeyebrain: farkin' heathen: But does she own a BMW and have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

Could some kind soul PLEASE explain the "26 minutes" joke?

Link (new window)

Wow, what a douche! (Not you, the guy in the link). Thanks for the info.

i bet she's into scat.

H_is_for_Heretic: Dude's billboard say he wants a wife but impresses on me something different. At 60 mph I'd assume it was for a bar.

nothing wrong with having high standards.. If I can't be with someone wonderful, I'd rather not be with someone at all either.. though I wouldn't put a billboard up..

half-mad-genius;

"My interests include science, paranormal phenomena, faerie lore, music, and childhood development"

Taken at face value, I'd say that sentence from your profile would indicate you're a borderline whack job. The belief in 'true soul mates' kind of solidifies that argument.

It's possible your interest in the paranormal is from the viewpoint of a skeptic, and that your espousing the benefits of waiting for nothing less than a true soul mate is a simplified and romanticized way of saying, 'wait for a really good match'.

Doesn't seem likely, though.

she sounds fun AND normal.

Linux_Yes: i bet she's into scat.

2 girls 1 cup, shes the one on the left...

Gridlock: There are usually pretty good reasons that chronically homeless people are homeless (their family hates them for good reasons, their friends hate them for good reasons, their employers find them to be intolerable, and their personalities are horrible).

Your rather clueless response does nothing to highlight the real reason most homeless people are the way they are, and that's mental illness.

Woman is so desperate for love, she's advertising her desire for a date on a billboard. "The reason I'm still single is that I'm very particular peculiar."

FTFY

One needs to be realistic about their dating "standards".

She's too old, and not attractive enough to get the kind of man she wants.

davynelson: Woman is so desperate for love, she's advertising her desire for a date on a billboard. "The reason I'm still single is that I'm very particular peculiar."

FTFY

Why are you in my brain?

You shoulda simulposted though, then I'd know we're evil twins.

I don't get what people are looking for when they simply want someone to be fantastic right off. It takes getting getting to know someone awhile to appreciate their finer qualities.

The reason I'm still single is because I'm neurotic as all fark. I've found "friends with benefits" to be a much more enjoyable situation and easier on my sanity.

when on earth are people going to realize that there is a point at which you may have to stop and consider the chance that perhaps there's something wrong with YOU and how you're approaching dating?

WRONG. IT IS HOW YOU ARE DOING IT.

12.fl.oz.: There is both a man and a woman advertising on the billboard. They both look attractive enough that they shouldn't have to do that. Marketing will always coerce the most vunerable among us.

I think that's actually a picture of the owners of the company.

If she is so "particular" why is she using the shotgun approach to advertising her arse?

drsewell: Bumper sticker I saw years ago "No matter how good looking she is someone is tired of her shiat"

Per Bill Maher, "no matter how hot a woman is there is some guy who is sick of farking her."

/or something to that effect

JnnJuggle: 12.fl.oz.: There is both a man and a woman advertising on the billboard. They both look attractive enough that they shouldn't have to do that. Marketing will always coerce the most vunerable among us.

I think that's actually a picture of the owners of the company.

Ugh. Nevermind. I hate my brain sometimes.

The only common denominator in all your relationships dear, is YOU!

Tellurianix Down with the accordion hate!!

H_is_for_Heretic: Dude's billboard say he wants a wife but impresses on me something different. At 60 mph I'd assume it was for a bar.

Do they have same sex marriage there cause that pic has Ghey written all over it

H_is_for_Heretic: Dude's billboard say he wants a wife but impresses on me something different. At 60 mph I'd assume it was for a bar.

Dude, I assume it was a gay strip club.